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This is for a Northern Lights crossed strain called Northern Dreams. Now… I have had Northern Lights many many times. It’s great! No doubt about it. BUT… if you wanna turn the power of Northern Lights into the equivalent of whatever’s powering an aircraft carrier? Then grab a jar of this AMAZINGLY POWERFUL herb! This is some of the smoothest, coolest, mintiest, most flavorful strain hands down. Second to none. This strain will forever be a no brainer because it leaves you exactly that. No freaking brain! This is a creeper but god that slow crawl up that ladder with each small step feeling a little more relaxed yet uplifted at the same time. I grabbed an 8th from Northern Harvest. Packed less than a month ago. Tested at a very respectable 35%. NHC in Grover Beach, CA has some great products! Please please please give this strain a try!!

My god, why did it take me this long to try this strain! Grabbed an eighth from NHC in Grover. UpNorth Humboldt. Tested at 41% and packed less than two weeks ago. Holy shit I think I’m in love. Sour Diesel slaps you harder than 2 bang energy drinks chugged in concession. I’m high right now writing this and I feel invincible. Very very strong head high but zero dizziness. This is a very unique strain fo-sho! Some slight indica qualities in there with a slight body buzz. You have to think about it to really feel it. This is a nice strain. Thank you UpNorth for providing some quality herbs!

Oh man. We all have that one strain that instantly comes to mind that is EXTREMELY consistent every time. Wedding cake is my strain that checks off pretty much every box I am wanting. No couch lock, check. No paranoia or dizziness, check. Heightened sense of surroundings, check. A DAMN good time, CHECK!!! This strain is wonderful! I have used both combustion, vaporization, and edibles with this strain and it’s the only one that I have the same effects regardless of consumption method. Flavor… oh lawdy!!! This is one tasty strain. Sweet sweet vanilla and honey gently wrap around your tastebuds and your tastebuds BEG you for more. If you like tasty terps, this one’s for you! Effects… since I have consumed this strain three different ways I can honestly say it’s a miracle strain. Don’t wanna smell like smoke? Gummy. Don’t wanna wait 45 minutes for a gummy to kick in? Vaporizer. Wanna get to the moon on a hell of a ride? Combustion. I can definitely see why this is a well known strain. Potency… gummies were 10mg each. Lost farms brand. Nice raspberry taste. Good for an unwind for the day. Vapor, not harsh at all. Rather quite enjoyable. Stick to under 198c for the vape. Combustion. Hell yeah! That’s all I have to say about that. Both the dry herb and combustion herbs were from glass house farms. I believe it was north of 24%. I don’t like going over 28% THC anywho. Overall… get this strain. It’s a classic akin to blue dream, granddaddy purp, SFV OG, etc. It’s just one of those strains you know EXACTLY what you are going to get regardless of consumption method.

Now this is one of those strains you just gotta try. No matter the price. Get it. Grabbed an 8th from UpNorth Humboldt. Tested at 32% and packed less than 60 days ago! Get outta here!! If you’re trying to go to the moon on one hell of an express flight, get this! I used my mighty+ and started right at 190c then bumped up 5c every buzz till I topped out at 205c. Guaranteed to show you what this wonderful strain is capable of!

This is one of those fun time strains! Zero, zilch, nada, NO couch lock in any way shape or form. This is actually a pretty fun pre workout! The flavor is spot on! If you have ever tried green crack, it’s very similar in smell. Nice smooth vanilla, sweet cream, and maybe a hint of cocoa on the draw. I got a little bit of a mint/menthol on the exhale which surprised me but in a good way. It’s a perfect exhale in the sense of it primes your tastebuds for the next sweet inhale. Same concept as sniffing some coffee beans while shopping for cologne to reset your sense of smell. I felt time moved at a normal pace (non high) level of speed but this one has me noticing small details during my morning walks that I have never noticed. This would be an excellent first time strain as one that is appropriate to share with friends. Definitely load up on the snacks. I had to make two walking trips to the gas station after I partook! I mostly use my Mighty + dry herb vaporizer for this one. Pick it up! You won’t regret it. Got a half from Gramlin in NHC Grover Beach. All smalls but to the grinder anyways! Keep on grinding!

Just buy this strain. Ohhhhhhh bbbbboooooyyy!!! This will knock ya clear on your butt. It’s in no way shape or form overpowering or overbearing. Packed a solid bowl, took two or three puffs and went huh… not a whole lot. I heard a lot about this strain and it’s from a reputable grower (Connected), so I thought why not 3 more. This strain is the textbook definition of a creeper. Be patient with this strain. I don’t consider myself a connoisseur but this ain’t your average. Took this around 12:30 in the afternoon and instantly got that “ok I’m ready for bed” feeling. I would compare this strain to SFV OG with a touch more indica qualities. Overall this is a very fun, quality strain. Good for chillin at the beach or park. Tested pretty high at 32ish percent. Flavors right on the money. Nice mint earth undertones that reminds me of sucking on a cough drop. Just a tad bit of sweetness that comes thru with the citrus in this one. You cannot go wrong with this one. Hopefully I can secure a steady supply. I think I found my new favorite.

Great overall strain! Love love love the nice calm and relaxing journey this will take you on. Chose to partake via the Mighty+ at around 190c. Nice smooth menthol, piney, cooling effect upon inhale. ZERO burn on the hold and a smooth, lemony exhale. Is a creeper. Takes a few puffs before it catches up to you but man when it does. Nothing but warm euphoric waves gently crashing over you leading you to night night land. Grabbed a half ounce from NHC in Grover. Gramlin brand, indoor grown. Nice high quality. Mostly smalls but straight to the grinder anyways. Probably one of my favorites. I mean, it’s an OG for a reason!