Sour Apple
11/8/2021
A little background on me, been smoking flower nightly for 2 years now. Usually a joint or now 2. I don't live in a legal state and although I'm eligible for a card, they don't sell flower here. I get my weed from local dealers. All swear their new cookies branded items are legit. Then I met some other dude and he had Sour Apple. By this point, I was an Indica leaning Hybrid fan but nothing was doing it for me anymore. Don't know if it was tolerance or just a bad string of local weed. I do not like pure Sativa.
So I try Sour Apple. I smoked a 1.5 gram joint. Holy shit, I had to hold the wall to walk in. It was so euphoric and calming. BUT there's a magical power it has over me. It's a truth serum. I start speaking my mind.... It's a nice confidence feeling but you gotta go back and look at your social media posts for dumb shit you said out of anger or frustration...
So one day I decided to clean out an old bong... Haven't hit a bong in a year. I load it up with SA and get 3 nice hits from it. No problem... Yes problem! This strain is a slow sneaker. It takes a few minutes and then WHOP!
So then I loaded it again and got 3 hits from it.... HOLY COW.... I staggered to the living room... I start deep thinking about things, get emotional, call my wife while she's shopping in Walmart visiting her family down south, and just exploded on her with all the bottled up things I didn't even know were bottled up. I was crying like I was when I lost my Dad. That hard....
So be warned... It is a wonderful strain once you find your sweet spot... I can do a bong hit with 3 pulls and that's my limit if I want to get work done cause it helps me with focus. It also makes me really talkative... It also won't knock me out after the high is over. At night sometimes I go for the hero hits especially if I'm in a good mind space and it's amazing...It just relaxes me, makes me inquisitive so I'll go down random rabbit holes on the internet, it's reignited my marriages sex life and it makes me pass out eventually.
I don't know what to label this. It's definitely Sativa-ish to me but without my usual feelings of paranoia or thousand thoughts a minute.
Anyhow, I'm trying my best to get as much as I can cause I've tried other past favs since then and nothing comes close if you're looking for Euphoria, Deep Thoughts, Relaxed mind when consumed in moderation, full free speech and possibly feelings of anger or frustration may show since you just speak your mind and you don't care. It's an amazing feeling to me. I worry too much about others judgement. With this, gloves come off, still in a respectful manner, it doesn't turn me into a dick...
And it make me ramble like this... Just hit that 3... I hope my review helps someone.