Pisos
8/23/2022
Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Run as fast as you can AWAY from this place. I was on my way to visit a friend who lives down the street and the sign caught my eye. I had never heard of this dispensary, but it was there and so was I...so I took a chance and ventured inside. The security guard was nice and offered me a bottle of water AFTER I made my purchase. That was the best part about this place.
I entered the completely EMPTY and dead location and there was no welcoming energy at all. To be a dispensary, the workers here are as dead as a leaf on a cold winter day. I inquired if they accept out of state medical cards...YES, they do.
I then asked what medical strains or items they had and the chick said they ONLY had 1 kind of gummies. DANG! "That's all you have?" I asked and she said yes and that should have been my red flag but I said ok, no thanks.
I went in and I swear one guy was asleep...he was also my budtender. He actually yawned in my face and said he was so tired. I asked what was on special as I don't like to spend hard earned money on strains/brands that I am NOT familiar with. He showed me a list. Seriously? He was too tired to speak. Maybe he smoked the last of the medical marijuana. lol
I told him that I prefer SATIVA or HYBRID. He pointed and I read the multiple pages myself with no input nor suggestion without provocation. I even asked him his favorite strain and why.
I eventually settled on a few pre-rolls because I wanted a quick high while my medical Dronabinol kicked in.
I purchased tumbleweed disguised as weed...Diplomat C4 23.41%THC, Alabama Royal Sloth 14.2%THC and Alabama Royal Mimosa 15.5%THC.
When I decide to light up, my friend, who doesn't even smoke said she couldn't smell it at all and I wasn't surprised because every one of the pre-rolls was dry and old. I even threw the last one away after a few puffs.
All of the 1 star reviews are on point. This place sucks in every way...from the crappy customer service to the ancient flower. Hell, they even charge you for the stupid bag.
I miss my Arizona dispensaries. I've had good luck with Deep Roots on Blue Diamond.