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Blue Diesel

8/19/2016
Good for reading or study
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CreativeFocusedGigglyRelaxed

Sea of Green

12/14/2015
I've seen two different people working behind the counter, and they were both sincere and accommodating. The atmosphere is distinctly more medical than the place I've been to, YMMV as to whether that is a good or bad thing, but I don't mind it personally. Clearly professionals. I perceived a greater proportion of book-smarts than the street-wise variety when talking to one woman staffing the counter, and I can see how some "recreational" customers might feel a little alienated by it (referring to past reviews). I'll hazard a guess that their expertise lies more in medical practice or organic chemistry. Helpful at all times though, and more than patient enough to humor my antics. That's gotta count for something! The medical menu seemed quite hefty, but I paid little attention to it as it is off-limits to me. The recreational menu has a definite indica and indica-dom slant, which is a shame as I don't take very well at all to that type of stone. But! I've also spotted some eye-catching strains such as GSC and Trainwreck. I tried Grapefruit, and it was one of the cleaner sativas I've had to date. These make it worth a re-visitation, I will keep my eye on their inventory.

Grapefruit

12/13/2015
This is a very clean sativa, but there's some clear remnants of an indica stone from its mixed lineage, with a contrasting energy that is initially energetic, and then relaxing. Smells and tastes incredible - I love the aroma of grapefruit. It's almost like the cultivators had me in mind. This is my current favorite strain at the time of writing for introspection, meditation, creativity, and basically anything that requires me to be in touch with my emotions. One thing in particular stood out about it: I noticed a very strong feeling of empathy towards complete strangers on the internet. (I've tagged this strain as Empathetic.) I'm at a loss to explain this, but it's definitely an effect I'd seek out in the future. If I had to use but one word to describe it: Nuance. You'll notice its effects most if you concentrate on self-improvement. Grapefruit feels more "productive" than other strains I've tried, in the sense that it doesn't knock me out or overwhelm my senses. I did have a fairly challenging experience after I had smoked too much, however. My thoughts became arrested with a somewhat disturbing thought-train that was enormous in scope and impossible to stop. In some ways it mirrored anecdotes of religious revelation. I could not sleep, because holding still was intensely uncomfortable. But, this thought pattern demanded every ounce of my attention, and I couldn't actually bring myself to get up and move. The sum of my mental resources had been hijacked, like an unruly process in need of a task-kill. Moreover, I was physically exhausted in that way that one is when they're only kept awake by coffee. If you have laid in bed at night obsessing over some intellectual problem, then you already know the experience. However, this scarcely felt voluntary. I'm still looking for that personal holy grail of sativas, but this ranks up there with CHERNOBYL. I'll be looking into that one more, next. I'm strongly considering recommending this to my friend, who is theologically inclined, and will no doubt find some interest in its more spiritual overtones if he is able to re-create my experience.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticFocusedRelaxed

Mango Kush

12/7/2015
(If it helps to contextualize the review, I'm smoking it now.) Don't know where the "mango" comes from, I think this smells more like peaches or flowers. Definite "spice" when it's burned. It's a delightful smell, to be sure. I think the indica stone is just not from me. My rating reflects my personal preference, and not how good it is relative to other indica-dominants. I'm sure this is a great strain, to the right person. Coming from someone who is normally quite mentally active, the sedating effects are disturbing. Maybe that's its most telling feature. It's a bane to those craving mental stimulation, but for those who are trying to get out of their head and into the sensory world, this strain would be choice. I'll admit, I'm impressed with how much song lyrics jump out at me. Against my control, ordinarily muddled passages become crystalline and distinct. There's a strong element of focus to it. It's not my usual jive, but maybe I could learn something from it. It cures my chronic ailment of overthinking, insofar as I could consider that undesired. Seems to improve the brevity and concision of my writing.
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FocusedGigglyRelaxedSleepy

Chernobyl

11/27/2015
I recently smoked this and had an extremely memorable experience. My friend and I stood outside in the cold late-autumn air, making our way across a frosted lawn to a patch of trees where we could smoke in private. I complained of the cold, but after a series of hits I saw things differently. The sun was still low, and shone through the branches. I was awestruck with how bright it was to me, it seemed like I was entirely awash in white sunlight, and it felt to me like a warm summer, infinitely warm without being uncomfortable. The light felt almost fluid in the manner it surrounded me, like a hot shower. I could think only to close my eyes and forget all else. My friend's voice grounded me again, much to my disappointment. I would have been happy to remain in that moment forever. It was simply perfect. I'll admit the strain's name and sativa lineage had me intimidated, but there was no reason to be. My bud had virtually no "creep," taking effect within two minutes. This is a very energetic, clear-headed high with minimal disorientation, which I have read must be a product of its racy lineage. The effect was comparable to a caffeine buzz, without the jitters and anxiety. Out of the three strains I'm acquainted with (White Widow, Blue Dream and This), this may just be my favorite. Maybe I am easily impressed, but you HAVE to try it.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryTalkativeUplifted

Blue Dream

11/25/2015
Note: I have a low tolerance. Neutral as far as stimulating or sedating effect goes. Not inherently euphoric or dysphoric, either. Aroma is practically non-existent, good for those who need to be discreet. Highly disorienting in the amounts I smoked, where I would hear voices and music inside the kitchen fan. Colors are very bright, far too high to successfully complete any task requiring "linear" or co-ordinated thought, my thoughts become highly introspective and laterally arranged. Some subtle patterns when I close my eyes. Feelings of intense heat and pressure radiate from my chest. Definitely some potential for paranoia. The experience is very much like a daydream. Has a mild indica end-note that is sufficient for maintaining a sleep schedule, but may not be enough to help with insomnia. Not great for creative thought during the plateau IMO as cognition is chaotic and incoherent. Unless you take care to write down ideas to be digested in a more sober state of mind. But by far the greatest effects are those experienced after the high has worn off, after about 8 hours of sleep. A very peaceful morning afterglow in which everyday life has more appeal. I am more motivated, focused and inspired. I suspect either a rebound effect, or a residual high that is therapeutic without being debilitating. I've strategically self-medicated in this manner by getting stoned in the evening, and riding out the tail of the high the morning after. Productivity losses from being too high are more than made up. I recommend it to anyone with depression, anxiety or attention problems. It's something a little more than a "recreational" strain. In the middle of a small t-break, what the weed gives it also takes back when I abstain. A little depressed, irritable and unfocused. Life is harder. I feel like a part of me is missing... Still much more tolerable than SSRI withdrawals. I sincerely believe this strain is a real competitor to traditional antidepressants. The pros far outweigh the cons, which are few compared to, say, Zoloft.
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EuphoricGigglyHungryTingly