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I was out with my friends Lazy Larry and Energetic Ellen. I’m not quite sure what happened, but the next morning I came to the realization I ordered way too much bouillabaisse, and traded some to the homeless fella under the bridge for Shrek on VHS. Anyways strain it top notch would smoke again. I give it 8 and a half fingers out of 10.

This strain is the kind you like to have if you set sail to see your first mate lock down in a legal love certificate. The sweet taste reminds me of the time it drank slushees straight from the the tap with my good friend Compton Carl and Long Beach Lacey. I give it a cool 43/50 Would smoke again.

If you want to lose track of a few hours, and spend $63 dollars worth of cookies, and chocolate milk. Then this is the strain for you, if he were alive today Paul Walker would give this 7 out of 4 trees. Would smoke again.

The Captain set sail here yesterday afternoon, and was pleasantly surprised with the selection of carts and edibles. Going forward this will be a routine stop for me

This strand is absolutely delightful. I was enjoying a J of it while hanging out with my pal Jubilant Jon. We got to talking about how we could not only end starvation, and creating a car that runs on water and stems. But the thing is, I got to high, and forgot what the solution was. The again, I don’t even know a Jubilant Jon…. Anyways I give this 7 Reese Cups out of 5. Will smoke again.

Ahoy, I found myself enjoying this stand with a couple of mates. Old Man Charlie got so excited he decided to dive head first into the ocean. The only problem is, we weren’t on a boat, and dive headfirst into my back lawn. 16 stitches later and a late night pizza delivery this stand comes in at 4.2/5 would smoke again.

The Captain can tell no lies, I purchased this strand on the name alone. You should too, it’s a gnarly strand, that I would give 5 and a half thumbs up to. The only thing is after smoking it, I got lost in the mirror, and my goldfish told me we were out of Dr Pepper. Sadly we were both too stoned to drive, but luckily Betty no eyes came to rescue on her horse Bartholomew to save the day. Would smoke again, and you should too.

Me and my pal Pistol Pete were enjoying a couple J’s of this after work. Ol Petey had quite the coughing fit and ended up falling off his horse into a pile of camel dung. He looked up at me with glee in his eye, and shouted “the blunt survived” We both laughed, and rolled another joint. Rating 69 out of 12 You might say “Well Captain, that math doesn’t add up” And let me retort. Smoke a J of this and everything will add up

Super chill place, and super helpful. I went in knowing what I wanted, but also picked up a couple other things on the budtenders recommendation. Would and will shop again. 6 out of 5 stars.

Love the Dosi strains! It’s like climbing up on your roof and you make friends with a squirrel named Ralphie, and he brought you a delicious peppery treat. Captain doesn’t believe in 10/10s so he will give it a 12.