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Sativa lovers beware, as this strain will couch lock you into oblivion. I had a date with my girlfriend. I was so zooted and wanted nothing more than to lay down and watch a movie. You become the laziest version of yourself. But for nighttime? Oh, you'll have the rest you've needed since conception!

Was getting back into smoking regularly, so I went with 2 grams of this strain’s shatter. Honestly, this is the best strain I have ever smoked in my life. I am super relaxed and carefree, yet I’m focused enough to go to my calc and stats classes with no spacing or errors. This strain has honestly changed my life. I feel like a better person, a better me, and always happy.

This strain puts me on top of the world. I’m new to sativa considering I had bad experiences with it as an adolescent, and I picked up a gram joint to try this strain. Holy guacamole it feels good. My body is tingling, and I’m straight up relaxed and uplifted. No bad effects really, just very, very stoned and happy. Super good for beginners.

High on it as I speak. I will say, this strain has the BIGGEST uplifting effect I’ve seen. I feel like I’m euphoric and floating. And that says a lot considering how awful my life has been. 10/10 a fantastic sativa!

Super uplifting. Just smoked 3 bowls of this strain and I’m on top of the world. I feel only a slight indica, and HELLA sativa. Certainly a good strain for people who want the sativa effects but not so much to the point that they’re paranoid. Super good to mix with an indica, definitely enhances some of the indica effects when you do so. Definitely feel awake, probably not a good idea to have smoked this strain at 10PM haha!

This strain is great! For me it’s more like an Indica. I definitely feel very euphoric, relaxed, and almost too relaxed to really do anything. I also got some pretty good munchies going. It’s definitely a good head high, as well as a good body high. I feel like I’m floating through the sky, beautiful!

Just got my med card and tried out this strain for the first time. Now I smoked a little too much of it, but no crazy effects other than a racing heart for like 30 minutes. After that, I was giggly, happy, and quite at peace. Now this was horrible timing, but my grandfather was found dead at the scene while I was high, which sent me into shock. When my emotions came out, it was all in one burst. Afterwards, I fell asleep, and it was the most quality sleep I’ve gotten in a while. I would definitely recommend, but if anything upsetting happens during the time, be prepared for your emotions to spin out of control.

This strain is NOT for beginning or returning smokers. I had returned to smoking pot after approximately 3 years of abstinence. I had a total of 2 bad experiences with this strain and learned fast that I had a sensitivity to sativa strains. Within minutes of each consumption I became more paranoid and deluded than ever. With my first one, I greened out and began hallucinating. I thought my vomit was a fish in the toilet bowl! My head was spinning, and I had to crawl everywhere! I barely made it to the toilet to barf! On my second consumption, I almost immediately felt paranoid, and got nauseous extremely quick. My heart was racing, and for once in my life I was sweating. My friends talking sounded like static from a TV, and was so overwhelming that I yelled at them to shut up. After isolating myself in a room with no noise for 2-3 hours, I sobered up a bit. My girlfriend, on the other hand, had only smoked once in her life and got her hands on the blue dream. She ended up getting so sick that she spent the whole night with her face in the toilet. If you are an amateur, beginner, or returning to smoking, don’t start with this strain. Use indica instead :)