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If you are ever in the mood to visit an overly compliant, ridiculously paranoid feeling pot shop. This is your place. The owners are obviously terrified of being sued. The manager obviously is terrified of the OLCC. The employees here are great, but confide in me that they are scared of management - what kind of shop does that? The selection is decent, but it feels like a sterile Apple store run by drones.

I had an older grey haired budtender who was exceptionally polite, but unfortunately did not know what terpenes were and could not help me find flower.

Bro named Jeremy is a legit budtender. Good stuff here.

When we got this strain in, I was talking to the vendor from Otis Farms who told about the history of the silly name. Was apparently named after a beloved handyman at the farm who had passed away. As for the flower itself, it is a thick stinky cheesy pungent bud. Thick chunky irregular buds show a little bit of OG Kush influence, and a nice golden color rounds out the interesting presentation. The smoke is smooth and expensive and the effect is as expected. Overall, nice to have a little something different that has been dialed down.

Botanical Lab's concentrate of Vagrant Hill Farm's work here. Beautiful stuff. Not quite banana cream, but impressively close. It's a pretty typical OG with sweet, soft tropical fruit notes padding the sides. Good, indica dominant effect.

This review is for Pintail Garden's Reserva Privada prized OG-18 phenotype. I describe the smell to this one as "oil spill at low tide". It is thick, funky, petrol-y. This comes across in the most pleasant way in the taste, coating the mouth in that sour Kush feel. Everything about this flower is wonderful, including the effect, which is trancy, floaty, heavy and very pleasant.

I think the name does double duty here. A terpene profile heavy in terpineol and eucalyptol comes across as a chemical, menthol, gassy petrol smell. And I mean this is a sincere compliment, it smells wonderful. There's so much going on here and it is a pleasure to smoke as well, a lot of the nose is reflected in the taste as well. Good, potent, multipurpose smoke.

After moving to Oregon, I made a list of all the famous strains I wanted to try. The Durban Poisons, Northern Lights, GSC. The stuff is out there, but in a felony possession state, you rarely know what you're getting. Now that I was able to pick, I found myself on the Dutch Treat. It greeted me with the thick Hazelike terp profile, tacked onto a sweet, earthy backdrop. A fascinatingly distracting smoke, this is best for after the day is over. The effects pile on prominently and seem to come in waves. Clean, crisp body high. As you can tell by the long rambling review, I can see this one being good for creative endeavors too.

I originally thought this was a chocolope and GG#4 cross, but after smoking it and checking leafly, I stand corrected. Spicy herbal coffee and sweet notes come across on nose, with a fairly smooth piney taste. Great, distracting strain. If you need to forget it lose yourself for a few hours without going to sleep, this is a gem.

Ten years smoking all over the US and these are some of the prettiest buds I have ever seen. This phenotype came out with deep dark green leaves, and a rich orange smattering glued together with a quite literal forest of trichomes. Admittedly, while it was a fantastic smoke, it was also a harsh one. Effects definitely heavy, stony, melty.