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CHUNKY MONKEY 0.5G (SATIVA)

THC - 41%

Chunky Monkey is a sativa weed strain. This strain makes you feel tingly, aroused, and hungry. Chunky Monkey has 41% THC. This variety will make you sleepy, happy and give you a feeling of euphoria. Aroma is great, like exotic fruits, earth, diesel, and a tad spice.

CHUNKY MONKEY - Infused Joint 0.5g

aroused

creative

energetic

euphoric

focused

giggly

happy

hungry

relaxed

sleepy

talkative

tingly

uplifted

Chunky Monkey

caryophyllene

humulene

limonene

linalool

myrcene

ocimene

pinene

terpinolene

Great little cigarette. Very rich aroma of resin and quality grass.

CRAZY BERRY 0.5G (INDICA)

THC - 41,65%

Crazy Berry is a mostly indica strain. The predominately narcotic body high makes it a must for those seeking relief from pain. Tastes like sweet citrus. Very tasty, and the taste lasts till the end. Have strong berry smell, and a high to match 

CRAZY BERRY - Infused Joint 0.5g

ALIEN OG 3.5G (INDICA DOMINANT)

THC - 30.38%

Alien OG, also known as "Alien OG Kush," is a hybrid cross of Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. Alien OG has the typical lemon and pine OG smell and flavor, and its intense high combines heavy body effects and a psychedelic cerebral buzz.

Beginners and novices, be sure to take it slow with this heavy-hitter.

ALIEN OG - 7 Mini Joints 3.5 gram

Alien OG, also known as "Alien OG Kush," is&nbsp;a&nbsp;<a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid</a>&nbsp;cross of&nbsp;<a href="/strains/tahoe-og">Tahoe OG</a>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<a href="/strains/alien-kush">Alien Kush</a>. First available as a clone in California’s Bay Area and now in seed form from Cali Connection, Alien OG&nbsp;has the typical lemon and pine OG smell and flavor, and its intense high combines heavy body effects and a psychedelic cerebral buzz. Beginners and novices, be sure to take it slow with this heavy-hitter.&nbsp;

Alien OG, also known as "Alien OG Kush," is a hybrid cross of Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. First available as a clone in California’s Bay Area and now in seed form from Cali Connection, Alien OG has the typical lemon and pine OG smell and flavor, and its intense high combines heavy body effects and a psychedelic cerebral buzz. Beginners and novices, be sure to take it slow with this heavy-hitter. 

Alien OG

Alien OG is a strain cross from Tahoe OG and Alien Kush.

aka Alien OG Kush, Alien Banana

I also showered and thought i was in paris. i want to shake whoever made this strands hand.

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THC - 31,72%

Marshmallow OG -Indica dominant strain. Is a creamy and gassy flavor accented by nutty honey and a touch of fruitiness. Smoking these frosty buds offers a balanced high first felt as uplifted euphoria followed by complete relaxation.                     

MARSHMALLOW OG - Double Blunt 4 g | .141 oz

Marshmallow OG is a <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hybrid</a> weed strain made from a genetic cross between <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/chemdawg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Chemdog</a>, <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/triangle-kush" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Triangle OG</a>, and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/jet-fuel-gelato" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jet Fuel Gelato</a>. Marshmallow OG is 20% THC, making this strain an ideal choice for experienced cannabis consumers. Leafly customers tell us Marshmallow OG effects include <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/relaxed" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">relaxation</a>,&nbsp; <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/hungry" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hunger</a>, and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/happy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">happiness</a>. Medical marijuana patients often choose Marshmallow OG when dealing with symptoms associated with <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/anxiety" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">anxiety</a>, <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/stress" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">stress</a>, and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/depression" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">depression</a>. Bred by Compound Genetics, Marshmallow OG features flavors like <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/butter" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">butter</a>, <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/vanilla" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">vanilla</a>, and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/pepper" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">pepper</a>. The dominant terpene of this strain is <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/terpene/limonene" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Limonene</a>. The average price of Marshmallow OG typically ranges from $35-$45. If you’ve smoked, dabbed, or consumed Marshmallow OG, tell us about your experience by leaving a strain review.

Marshmallow OG is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Chemdog, Triangle OG, and Jet Fuel Gelato. Marshmallow OG is 20% THC, making this strain an ideal choice for experienced cannabis consumers. Leafly customers tell us Marshmallow OG effects include relaxation,  hunger, and happiness. Medical marijuana patients often choose Marshmallow OG when dealing with symptoms associated with anxiety, stress, and depression. Bred by Compound Genetics, Marshmallow OG features flavors like butter, vanilla, and pepper. The dominant terpene of this strain is Limonene. The average price of Marshmallow OG typically ranges from $35-$45. If you’ve smoked, dabbed, or consumed Marshmallow OG, tell us about your experience by leaving a strain review.

Marshmallow OG

This is a very clear headed mellow kinda high. Great for work and general clear thinking

HEADY CHERRY 0.5G (SATIVA)

THC - 44,04%

Heady Cherry is a sativa strain. It is a new infused joint with a wonderful cherry flavor. This product will give you great relaxation and a nice sleepy feeling, but it will also make you creative          

HEADY CHERRY - Infused Joint 0.5g

This is energetic, happy, positive, clear headed, getshitdone pre-roll.

BUBBLE GUM 0.5G (INDICA DOMINANT)

THC - 39,43%

APE Mini joints Bubble Gum also called “Bubba Gum” is an indica-dominant strain.

Based on the name, it tastes like real chewing gum with a sweet aroma of flowers.

The strain will appeal to both beginners and experienced amateurs. Bubble Gum is uplifting and euphoric. The Bubble Gum strain is suitable for use at different times of the day.                     

BUBBLE GUM - Infused Joint 0.5g

Bubble Gum, sometimes called "Bubba Gum," is a popular&nbsp;indica-dominant <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid marijuana strain</a>. Bubble Gum's genetics are a little unclear, but it is believed to be made from&nbsp;an unknown cross of <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/indiana-bubble-gum">Indiana Bubble Gum</a>. This strain produces a body-numbing high that erases pain and leaves your mind somewhat <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/energetic">stimulated</a>. Consumers who smoke Bubble Gum often say it helps them stay alert and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/creative">be creative</a>, while others report a stoney head high. Bubble Gum is 17% THC, and its potency&nbsp;is deal for both new and experienced cannabis consumers. In small doses, this strain can be enjoyed throughout the day. In large doses Bubble Gum can dry out your mouth, so make sure you have adequate hydration available while you partake. This strain features a flavor profile reminiscent of its namesake, with bubble gum and sweet <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/flowery">floral flavors</a> bursting through. Medical marijuana patients choose Bubble Gum to relieve symptoms associated with disorders like <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/pain">chronic pain</a>, <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/nausea">nausea</a>, <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/stress">stress</a>, and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/depression">depression</a>. The average price per gram of Bubble Gum is $10. Bubble Gum was originally bred by growers in Indiana and has been winning cannabis awards since 1994, including countless Cannabis Cups.

Bubble Gum, sometimes called "Bubba Gum," is a popular indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain. Bubble Gum's genetics are a little unclear, but it is believed to be made from an unknown cross of Indiana Bubble Gum. This strain produces a body-numbing high that erases pain and leaves your mind somewhat stimulated. Consumers who smoke Bubble Gum often say it helps them stay alert and be creative, while others report a stoney head high. Bubble Gum is 17% THC, and its potency is deal for both new and experienced cannabis consumers. In small doses, this strain can be enjoyed throughout the day. In large doses Bubble Gum can dry out your mouth, so make sure you have adequate hydration available while you partake. This strain features a flavor profile reminiscent of its namesake, with bubble gum and sweet floral flavors bursting through. Medical marijuana patients choose Bubble Gum to relieve symptoms associated with disorders like chronic pain, nausea, stress, and depression. The average price per gram of Bubble Gum is $10. Bubble Gum was originally bred by growers in Indiana and has been winning cannabis awards since 1994, including countless Cannabis Cups.

Bubble Gum

aka Bubba Gum, Bubblegum

Strong euphoric and happy feelings but no lack of motivation. Will be re-purchasing.

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