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This is a great strain for Fibromyalgia / ME, anxiety, PTSD, and Mood disorders. I’ve been having a rubbish day mental / body wise; but now I’m chilling eating snacks, playing GTA, with the football on in the background. Creeping head high, which lasts about 30 mins, in to a full body relaxation. You’ll feel super chill, your soft tissue relaxes, and your brain just lets go of everything causing you problems, to think and process without interruption.

This is one potent SOAB. Get snacks and get comfy fast as you’ll be feeling this one real quick. Prepare for an instant tingly uplifting head high, that makes you focused and level headed, but also pain relief all over your body, which allows all your muscles and tendons to just relax and let go. The munchies are insane. I’ve just smashed a 20 McNuggets box, 2 cheeseburgers, 4 large fries and a milkshake. I’m really happy right now. GOAT strain.

This is a top tier strain. I got mine from a guy in Canada 🇨🇦. Prepare yourself for an instant cerebral high with full relaxation in mind, body and spirit. It’s got a lot of thc and kicks like a mule. Chronic Pain, Stress, anxiety, and depression melt away; and you can either chill out and do what you love, or it helps to crack on with chores and adulting. The effects last for hours. Life just seems instantly less sh💩tty on Pink Gas and your mood will reflect that. I have Complex PTSD and BPD and this turns me into a “rational person” no matter the day I’m having. Perfect for modern Stoicists.

Tastes really funky, earthy, and woody. Creeps within minutes to a full body high, and a relaxed mind, and your pain melts away. I have PTSD and Borderline Personality Disorder with Paranoia, and this helps level me out mentally, emotionally, and as a mood regulator; whilst also dealing with chronic pain effectively. I can go in to drone mode to get stuff done or chill out and game/watch films/socialise with this strain. It’s a pretty cheap strain as well with a zip coating about £150.

Really nice mellow head high with a full body high. Glues you to the couch. Really good for chronic pain and to help you relax and process. Make sure you’ve got snacks nearby as the munchies will follow quickly.

My favourite strain of all time. Instant hit and you can feel your body let go on the exhale. You feel like the Zack Galifinakas meme where the equations are all around his head. Your mind switches off to pain and worry and you can process things, reset yourself and crack on with life.

One of the GOATS 🐐. Perfect mix of Indica/Sativa. Smells like woodlands, tastes chemically / piney, but hits real quick. Perfect for chronic pain and crippling anxiety. If you need something to switch your brain off and kill chronic pain, this is your strain.

Get your snacks ready and pick a place to camp for a few hours; because once this bad boy creeps in, you’re going to be happy, hungry and sleepy. One of the nicest strains I've smoked. 🔥

The Jelly Cake I picked up was a cross of Skittlez & Citrus Gas. A real beautiful creeper strain for sure. Don’t go too heavy, or you’ll be doing a very involuntary insensitive imitation of Stephen Hawking in about 10 minutes (like myself on the first hit). Go slow with this one. When it hits, your muscles and joints just let go and relax. Your mind is just uplifted in to a state of euphoria. I smoked this, ransacked the fridge, and watched South Park for about 4 hours. It was a good day.

Like mixing Sour Diesel and Girl Scout Cookies together. Very gassy, spicy and peppery on the inhale but minty and flowery on the exhale. Instant pain relief, total body relaxation, head buzz for about a minute, and then it’s just bliss. Brain switches off (my PTSD, anxiety and depression seem like nothing), giggling like crazy and happy to either get stuff done or chill on the sofa. 10/10 🔥