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Mexican

9/28/2023
Cookie Fam's "Mexican Flan" (Ice cream cake x Animal Mints) 30.84% THC-A / .22% THC / .29% CBD-a / 0.00 CBD Some Fat sticky nugs that are frost covered, my quad was 3 buds and REEKS! Soon as I tore the seal and broke open that mylar bag it was LOUD! Almost bitter but sweet Caramel, creamy cinnamon sugar dough, w/ notes of minty skunk. Upon breaking these monster nugs apart that minty skunk comes to the front seat with the creamy caramel doughy goodness, Unique boutique quality herb. After packing my Airvape and medicating @ 360 degrees it tasted amazing; like a skunky Churro dipped in caramel with a vanilla minty undertone, absolutely delicious. Smoking a J I got more of a bittersweet Caramel w/ this sweet creamy burnt sugar on the end. Smoking thru Clean glass bowl was more of the cinnamon caramel upfront w/ a cool whip minty funk on the end I couldn't put my taste buds on lol. DEFINITELY RECOMMEND but on the pricey side $61 for 1/8th I went with the 1/4 oz. for $106 and it had a 4.2 gram nug with two nice golf ball chunks to make it seven grams.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxed

Skywalker

5/2/2023
My favorite OG to date; The Skywalker! Awesome potent flavorful smoke that slaps you DOWN! Love that PUNGENT blueberry Sharpie aroma up front enveloped w/ that Skunky Piney OG we all love, taste just as it smells which is sumthin we don't see much in modern cannabis... Roll a J or pack something up of this AFTER: Work, Dinner, Workout, School, ETC. Keyword AFTER bcuz if you smoke it b4 you'll find out how potent this smoke is... I'm speaking from experience lol makes great rainy day stash. My Keeper tested: 23.48% THC-a / 1.84% CBD-a / 2.66% CBG / CBN .72% -- 28.83% total CANNABINOIDS TERP CONTENT %'s : Myrcene: 2.03 Limonene: 1.50 Pinene-a: 1.37 Caryophylene: .62
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxed

The Dispensary - East Dubuque

10/22/2022
Legit as it gets for IL rec. Fair prices for IL, awesome loyalty rewards. My go to; Has a great relationship w/ all IL cultivators and aren't owned/affiliated with any corporate cultivators incentivized to push certain brands. EX: Matter= verilife, GTI = Rise ETC. Highly recommend to check it out.

Snowman

9/17/2022
This review has taken me a lot longer then I thought, I usually don't right reviews but the snowman surprised me in every way... APPEAL: Buds are gorgeous fat hand grenades that are truly frost covered super fuzzy/sandy ranging from lime to mint green some purple hues. Awesome bud structure with dense swollen calyxes and fiery orange hairs everywhere, doesn't look much better then this! 10/10 Effects: Best of both worlds; Nice euphoric heady effects initially that are uplifting and happy/giggly that turns to the relaxing bliss that has worked it's way to every inch of your body melting away all negativity. Munchies for sure! FYI- If overdone I can see this being overwhelming for some of those sensitive to potent smoke. 9.25/10 AROMA/TASTE: Snowman smelled great upon opening. Aroma was a unique floral minty funk, piney pencil shavings w/ a sweet creamy vanilla back. Upon firing up you'll taste that floral minty piney propane that's pungent but that sweet vanilla on the back end tames it tasting like a Minty floral pine tree doused w/ cool whip and permanent marker. Loved this terp profile 10/10 Highly recommend 29.25/30 FYI: Through the vaporizer you'll definitely bring through more of the sweet and creamy terps.
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EuphoricGigglyHungryRelaxed

Cereal Milk

9/14/2022
Cereal Milk purchased from Cookies Kalamazoo. Test results: 26.12 % THC-A - CBG 1.73% .84 % THC .16 CBD-A Doesn't look much better then this dank frosty purple hues w/ fire orange hairs everywhere. 10/10 Bag appeal Dank and sweet from the opening of the mylar bag, Aroma is intense creamy vanilla with this fruity doughy piney mint goin on meshes together amazing! Upon the first smoke session I will roll a J and Vape thru PAX to get the true terp profile. A LOT More of a fruity milk funk thru the Pax like creamy fruity pebbles or captain crunch berries with a fizzy fruity cool whip vanilla piney thing going on lingering on the exhale. Very tasty!! TERPS: 10/10 The smoke is overall versatile; uplifting euphoric rush that hit's hard quickly right to the dome. Initially I thought this was sativa dominant from the effects but within 30 minutes you'll feel the effects wash from behind your eyes all the way to your limbs leaving you very relaxed but still feelin heady/ talkative / focused / Uplifting. If you only take a few hits I can see this being nice and moderate but if over done I can see this overwhelming some sensitive to more potent cultivars. Effects 9.5/10 = 29.5 HIGHLY RECOMMEND this review has taken me several hours to finish after a nice spliff and PAX (1.6 grams total) -STAY LIFTED-
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EuphoricGigglyRelaxedTalkative

Lemon Royale

11/15/2021
Great lineage on this strain (Lemon Tree x [GMO x TK Skunk]) anything Swampboy's puts out is going to be FIRE (If grown to that capability). Purchased from The Dispensary East Dubuque, IL- Grassroot's "Honey Bucket" 3.5 Lemon Royale Sugar Amazing quality terps and effects - %87.77 Total Cannabinoids Pungent, musky, acrid GMO / Chem D FUNK greets you immediately with a noticeable lemon burst accompanied by a hint of skunky funk. Well layered terps that would turn any GMO / Chem D critic into a immediate fan just from the effects ALONE! Smoke/vapes just as good with more lemon making it thru and I enjoy it likes sticking around on the palate and definitely rings the bell! Hard to some up in words because it's so pungent! Heavy Industrial Lemon Cleaner, followed by the one and only GMO/Chem D terps of Acrid sweaty funky skunky / diesel blend to bring them together, doesn't sound appealing but trust me it's AMAZING! This is my morning cup of joe strain for me since i'm sensitive to sativa's but being a very versatile strain I could see it used as good after work smoke before dinner; for example. Was consumed from PUFFCO Peak pro. As soon as you inhale on that first hit you feel the sativa properties go to work. Not racy more euphoric/uplifting feeling but still calm/relaxed yet focused/alert. These effects hold and have legs working your third eye; very cerebral heady effects with the benefits of the Indica to tame it. A lot of Sativa dom. strains uplifting properties melt away within the hour giving into the indica; not Lemon Royale. If you see this strain offered by any competent cultivator I'd jump on it if your a fan of Sat. Dom's. Shout out to grassroot's. This is by far the best concentrate I've purchased from them and going to by a few for the stash, highly reccomend!
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Strawberry Guava

10/26/2021
NOSE: Tropical, floral, propane, citrus, berries, ooze out from these frost covered buds that are Sandy/DENSE as it gets. TASTE: As soon as you inhale your greeted by a unique over ripe, tart, citrus berry that would be best described as tropical! Blends well with chemical/propane/butane-y dankness that's swallowed whole by the "tart tropical fruit salad". It's a blend of tropical Febreeze, nail polish & strawberry yogurt; AMAZING!!! If you can vape this your in for a surprise. Effects: Wonderful indica dominant strain that doesn't lock ya down immediately but still has a wonderful relaxing vibe that brings the munchies. Right away you'll feel the calmness overtake you, muscle by muscle and wash away any issues/ailments you're dealing with. Within the first 30 min you'll notice that for a Indica dominant strain it has pleasant heady sativa properties that end up giving way to the relaxing calmness this strain provides. Definitely would help for Pain relief / Insomnia / Anxiety / Building appetite / etc. Bred by Oni Seed co (Strawnana x papaya) FEM SEED
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EuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTingly

Lime OG

4/25/2021
Cultivated by justice grown - Illinois THC% 24.1 - Fresh batch that smells amazing; pungent aroma of lime, cedar and mint blended perfectly - As soon as you tear this bag open you can smell the dankess seep out - extremely LOUD - Taste of Sweet piney lime down to the roach! Very pleased with this strain for waking up rolling 1 gram joint between me and my GF on Sunday b4 we had to go shopping and made it a very pleasant experience. LIME OG is highly recommended if you're wanting a motivating euphoric brain bomb of creativity that slaps right behind the eyes quickly that's very HEADY
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Mag Landrace

4/1/2021
Brand: Verano's MAG landrace 22.4% on this batch. Purchased: Verilife Galena; Very happy 2 buds and it weighed 3.68; one bud being 2.6! Verano stepping up made me go get 1/2 oz next day of this batch b4 selling out. AROMA: I cracked it open and the Mag was PUNGENT! GF thought I smoked w/o her when she got out of the shower. First noticing the piney diesel chem combo blended with a unique floral / earthy moss aroma; has me intrigued to try this night cap fat 1 1/4 with my GF who's a daily smoker like myself. Doesn't sound the best but is truly unique. Taste: On the dry hit through hemp paper is funky diesel pine blended with unique floral earthy blend, very unique and different then your avg strain. Soon as ya fire up a Piney mossy forest drippin with chem is left on the palate w/ Awesome smooth earthyness to it for being so PUNGENT. EFFECTS: First I'd love to get a clone or pack of seeds; Are they available in IL?! Very Nice mellow indica euphoria that left me melting into bed watching "American God's" and feeling so relieved of all anxiety and worries just smiling. Very heavy indica effects that slap hard and fast lol I've been tryin to write this over an hour after a one bowl wake n bake... A strain that could substitute pharmaceuticals like Benzos & Opiates. Anti- inflammatory / insomnia/ moderate pain/ anxiety & nausea. FYI ladies this is my GF's "period strain" helps her cramps and she's most importantly happy! Highly recommend even if you're not looking for a 100% landrace indica. 4.5 stars
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HappyRelaxedSleepyTingly

Lemon Tag Flower 3.5g

5/29/2020
Taste Amazing!!! LOUD!! For Illinois medical one of my favs! Nose on this is skunky lemon diesel. Wifey loves lemon tree and this helps her with naseau and headaches; this her new fav! Definite indica dominant but doesn't knock ya out; all the way lol! Great relaxing bud i'd definitely recommend! Stay Blazed :)