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OH man... Where does one even start to begin to review God's gift to the cannabis world? I suffer from depression and this strain and proven time and time again to be a creative, uplifiting, giggle-fit inducing strain that will slaughter bad thoughts the moment you "inhale". It tends to have a couchish lock if you aren't already up and adam so I don't suggest a wake 'n bake unless your ready to watch all the best seasons of Southpark in one sitting. Upon consuming this strain, prepare for your creativity to come unhinged and for you to scramble out of the shower with the new best way to wash your hair, or for a crazy episode of Seinfield that involves George mistakenly getting caught on Dateline.

Please keep in mind during this review that I haven't smoked marijuana in over 5 years, therefore this is my first experience in quite some time. Let me set the scene of my experience. I took this in a shed outside of my house, creeping around in the dark with candles, conscientious of the fact I live in a four-plex and have neighbors on either side of me. Also the fact that I live with my roommate who is ultra straight edge. I didn't like the idea of having to explain my whole 215 situation even though he'd probably be totally okay with it. With this in mind I obviously was setting the stage for a bit of paranoia. I took a very small piece of Tahoe (approx. the size of coffee bean) and put it in my bong. I think this is where ultimately I failed. I consumed the entire piece and then, without waiting any amount of realistic time said "Well, I don't feel anything" and proceeded to smoke the same amount via water pipe. It wasn't until I started coughing that it really hit me and my reality started to change. I can only describe it as if before this moment I was living in a bird's eye view of my life and now I'm inside my only inside my mind. Instantly all of my choices became life or death and I proceeded to believe that life was a game. Not in the sense like a video game or something like that, but a game in the sense that your decisions/choices have consequences. I proceeded to try to find the best choice for each task I needed to accomplish. As you can imagine this took me quite some time to do basic tasks. Utimately I would say that this was a deep sensational high in which I was very atune to what I was doing. My body was sort of tingley. If I had stayed up and instead of sleeping I would imagine yoga would be a good activitely while on this strain. I am really glad I didn't have anything pressing or anything that required me to make quick decisions because I wouldn't have been able too. I wasn't stoned over the next day and I maintained control until I fell asleep. I didn't have much trouble getting to sleep, but I didn't feel especially more tired while on it. Because I don't have a lot to compare this too, I would definitely say it's a strong strain especially via water pipe, but I didn't feel my muscles relaxed so much. If you made it through my extremely thorough review I congratulate you and hope you have a blessed day!