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One of the best smelling strains I've gotten my hands on. Perfect representation of Mango aroma. The high hits hard and quick, a dreamy euphoric high that carries me into a relaxing body high to get me through the day. All in all one of my go to picks from now on

The room smells like grapes and houseplants, I'm calm without being couch locked. I devoured jack in the box like my life depended on it. There's no negatives in Grape Ape, I've been able to smoke it and fall peacefully to sleep almost every night. Just wish it was a tad stronger

Great smell, great taste. I don't have to smoke much to feel the effects of Afgoo. Definitely not the strain for a wake and bake, but from lunchtime onwards I feel 100% relaxed and consistently hungry for munchies. Always go for it when you find it

Nice and easy inhale, pretty peppery taste on exhale. The high itself is good, though easy to get distracted . Oddly enough I fell into a long nap the past 2 days I've used this. Nothing to complain about, but I prefer other sativas

I'm giggly and hungry after the second puff, Bay Dream is some great weed. Smells fantastic in the jar and on the exhale. Pretty heady, so staying home is a good idea

As relaxing as an Indica can get, without putting me in a coma for the rest of the day. I feel mentally refreshed and invigorated with new and exciting thoughts and ideas. I'm blown away by how diverse and flavorful Somango is.

It's very easy to get distracted after smoking Pineapple Express. I can't stop looking up into the sky, even while trying to write this. I just finished a 0.5g joint and I haven't felt this carefree and happy in a very long time. Do yourself a favor, get some Pineapple Express, say "fuck it" and have yourself a damn fine day.

This strain will send you straight into space. Nice overpowering feeling of relaxation and calm. Better have some food handy, because going to the kitchen is a bit of a chore once L.S.D. kicks in

Enigma : 17.3% THC, 70% Sativa/30% Indica, DBA - The Joint Venture It seems that the Enigma i got my hands on is a bit different than everyone else's, which is a bit of a conundrum. After a relatively small bowl, my head is filled with dancing Fantasia mushrooms and all I want to do is jam out on Rock Band. There's no bad aftertaste whatsoever, and the air will smell of citrus for hours. Fair warning, you'll be a wall-climbing spider-pig after breaking this bud apart. But if you're looking for more of an evening by yourself or with a loved one, light a bowl or two and marathon Rick and Morty; that's a life-changing experience.

I've rewritten this review nearly a dozen times trying to explain just how good Holy Grail Kush is. Spicy going down, spicy on every exhale, it seems like my words don't do it justice. It's not a strain you talk about, it's a strain you experience.