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member since 2022

Recent Reviews4 total

The Lab Dispensary

11/14/2022
Seriously, this is the BEST dispensary around. The budtenders remember who you are and the atmosphere is calm, comfortable, and although they have the biggest selection I've ever seen in one shop, it's in NO way overwhelming. They work with you on your likes/dislikes and suggest absolute spot-on customized solutions every single time. If you can peel your eyes away from the elaborate counter display, take a look around at their cute merch and endless array of edibles! There's also a slushie bar in the corner <3 You will NOT regret a second of your time spent at this place, run don't walk!

Heavy OG

11/13/2022
God tier and I mean GOD TIER. Daily 3.5-5g flower combuster here. I grew this lady on my garage roof and certainly by no means did I respect her full potential in the process. No special nutrients, no special lighting, no frills at all, just sunlight and water. Let her grow into ultra-crystalline yet lightweight and rather small, delicate nuggs, like clusters of green and purple to near-black snowflakes. Dried, trimmed, cured, the whole 9, while beating the yar out of my tolerance on 30+% indicas, not really expecting to have really done anything groundbreaking here. Listen, I just got into this jar after 8 incredibly long weeks of cure time, and I'm not even here anymore. I'm floating up somewhere above my paralyzed body, theorizing and inventing and wondering if I can stand up, because if I can stand up I can probably get to the kitchen. And there are cupcakes in the kitchen.
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feelings
EuphoricHungrySleepyTingly

Recon

10/26/2022
Oh, oh WOW. My routine has been 3-5g of flower from glass daily, for a couple years. I don't often find something that knocks my socks off. Two hits of this, my socks are nowhere to be found. No lie I'm pretty sure I just smoked God herself, I need chocolate and popcorn and sex RIGHT THIS INSTANT before I forget lol
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepyTingly

Wedding Pie

7/8/2022
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GigglyHappy