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Lemon Haze
6/23/2016
Best terpene profile to date, save the Bubblegum OG.
The buds were very potent and covered in thick, trichome-coated hairs. It smelt like lemonade and chemicals, but tasted smooth and smoked even smoother-- all while having a strong, potent euphoria for nearly a quarter of a day!
East Coast Alien
6/23/2016
Perfect for blasting off into outer space.
I would focus more onto this review, but I simply cannot believe I have reviewed only one sativa strain! Probably because I smoked .5g of this baby. :^)
Emerald Jack
6/23/2016
It was incredibly harsh.
I felt like the BTC market was blowing dust straight into my lungs much like the market continues to crash.
It surprisingly enhanced my ability to play GTA V after the coughing fit came to a close, though. I was pulling so many sharp over-corrections and e-brake maneuvers you might have mistaken me for a Rockstar developer. Not really though, but you can feel like it with Emerald Jack!
Golden Goat
6/23/2016
This lil' guy is extremely pungent. Like goat cheese.
Smoking this out of a water pipe, with gravity effect, had the Midas Touch on my body as I sunk into my couch cushion giggling with my buddies. You'll definitely feel like an overturned fainting goat after hitting these delicious buds.
Purple Dream
4/28/2016
My all-time favorite.
It is as if Blue Dream and the sweetest purps in the valley got together for dinner one night, and made some poor decisions that led to the rapid maturity that comes with adolescent parenthood. They then took that little bundle of joy and taught it everything they knew about unconditional love and caring for their fellow citizens.
This is Purple Dream; see her, favor her, get to know her.
Dream Queen
4/28/2016
I definitely did dream after taking this, but the flavor palette is that of a couple patriarchal strains, so why not just go with them?
I'll be sleeping on the Dream Queen, lest my options are limited.
Bubble Gum
4/28/2016
Tastes sweet and makes life sweet!
The only complaint of mine would be it was lacking the harshness of most other dank I've tried, yet it made up with its strictly sweet flavor palette.
Great for showing your friends how close your marijuana tastes and smells like Hubba Bubba Original.
Glad Max
4/28/2016
Wow. Just wow. A nice hint of limonene in this otherwise spicy strain.
I felt atop Goku's Flying Nimbus after inhaling just a small dose of this potent, flavorful, and favorably harsh smoke. IT was a nice lemon cough drop type of choke that left you stress-free and ready to take on the day upon peaking.