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Recent Reviews9 total

Pineapple Express

6/3/2022
The perfect sativa for whatever you want to do for the day. I honestly think Pineapple Express is the best sativa you can get, personally. It's everything that makes for a good social smoke or mood boost: tastes great and it puts you in a good ass mood. The high off Pineapple Express is like being knocked over the head by a frying pan. Trainwreck OG is not something to scoff at and even the lowest THC content Pineapple Express can get you good.
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Cherry Garcia

4/9/2022
At my dispo it's called Cherry Jerry, but we prefer to call him by his full, legal name: Cherrold Gerald. Jerry here is a super chill dude who just wants to bring good vibes to your smoke sesh. Jerry has this super sweet cherry flavor and aroma that comes through no matter how you smoke it. It's such a nice hybrid high that airs more on the calmer side but never putting you down. It's a little too spacy for for social smoking, but I love watching movies or playing games by myself while zooted off the Jerry. A great smoke for a day by yourself. Highly recommend smoking this in a creamy flavored blunt for a Cherry Pie a la mode type flavor!
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Gary Payton

4/9/2022
Gary is my new best friend. It's the loudest weed I've had in a minute. I'm pretty sure my entire city knew I had Gary over for the week I smoked it. It's stanky, with notes of gas and skunk. Flavor is excellent if you like a sour sweet diesel. The high is amazing. It's that deep head sativa that gives you good vibes and makes you feel good from head to toe. I am very particular about my sativas as they can really crank my anxiety up, but The Glove is just a good time. Definitely BE CAREFUL. Gary can hit you with a crossover and put you on your ass. For experienced smokers, this is great to throw in the bowl or roll in a blunt to smoke with some friends while hanging out. I'm gonna have to get this as much as possible. Smoking this for a week has been amazing and I can't wait to pick up some more soon.
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Blueberry Headband

12/8/2021
Also known to discerning smokers as Paul Pierce (basketball player who always wore a headband), BBH is amazing. Not only does this taste amazing with this sweet berry flavor that's complimented by an earthy touch, it's just pure relaxation in effect without grogginess. Now, I've never been one to fully believe the medicinal usages of cannabis, but it is quite fitting that Paul Pierce is nicknamed The Truth because I sure did learn something after consistently smoking this strain. I have bipolar disorder and BBH here does wonders for mood stabilization. It keeps me calm but not without my wits. I can focus on doing stuff but not be spacy. It's a strain I'd get consistently if I could just for effect alone. Highly recommended for anyone who just needs something to relieve some mental tension. Plus it shares a nickname with one of my favorite basketball players so maybe I'm just biased, but this is a top 5 strain for me easily.
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Tropicana Cookies

12/8/2021
I tell every person I help in my dispensary about my experience with Trop Cookies whenever they talk about needing high THC strains bc it turned me into a believer in The Power of Terps. I picked some up to try as this was the darkest, near pitch black bud I've ever seen. The smell was outrageous, reminding me of orange juice and pineapples. It was only at like 11% and I prefer my sativa dominant strains at a lower percentage as to just pick myself up a little. Lordy lord was I wrong about this strain. I was halfway through my joint when I found myself staring at the tall grass swaying by my porch, just mesmerized. I then realized I was INCREDIBLY HIGH and started laughing my ass off. The flavor was exactly how it smells and the high was so heady and euphoric. I vibed so hard on this all day and love every minute of it. Trop Cookies is one of my new favorites. It taught me a lesson and it gave me a good time to boot. Need a good daytime vibe? I recommend Tropicana Cookies every single time.
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Dosidos

12/8/2021
Dosi is awesome. It's a true multipurpose banger that's good all day. Need a nice relaxing strain to get you through a long day? Smoke a little Dosido. Need something to body you into bed at the end of the night? Smoke a fat bowl and Dosido will tuck you in and give you a kiss on the forehead bc you're such a good boy. Great lemon flavor that's just so sweet and delicious with a touch of that good ol fashioned earth tang. Wrap this in a good flavored blunt and you're on a one way ticket to Flavortown. Chopped this up with some Ice Cream Cake and made a lemon meringue Frankenjoint that I can't get over to this day. Can't recommend this enough for anyone looking for a sweet and comfy day either on the couch or vibing while doing some work.
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Lemon OG Haze

7/14/2021
What amazing flavor oh my gosh. Super sour and sweet like a lemon head that just tastes amazing. Got a slight bite of pepper to it on the initial flavor so it'll make you cough yourself to death. The high is perfect for a day of creativity. Your mind is laser focused but your body is relaxed. Trying to write, make music, play games, doing your taxes, playing Magic, or anything you use your brain will let you get the most out of this. Great bud. Cannot recommend it enough.
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Blackberry Kush

5/27/2021
One of my favorite strains based on flavor alone. If you can, smoke this where you get the best flavor so this bud can really shine. That sweet flavor of blackberries is complemented by a sharp fuel tang that is oddly nice. It can get a little rough to smoke near the end, but it's always a good time regardless. The high is mind melting with a very relaxing body high. Great for sleep and as a nice nightcap after a long day. Although it does give me the munchies something fierce so make sure you have good food on hand.
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Lumpy Space Princess

4/10/2021
This is wake and bake flower. Morning coffee and a joint of LSP is the ingredients to a good morning. Great all day smoke with this great smell and flavor. A nice clear high that doesn't body you too hard and leaves you feeling good.