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Solid sativa. Mild cerebral effects with some moments of increased energy. Maybe not the best strain for relaxing. Great flavor in a flower vape. No detectable fruit flavor to me but the terpenes were fairly mild. Has a bit of a haze flavor/aftertaste/exhale. Not as soapy and hazey as the OG parent strain but tasty nonetheless.

Fantastic flavor. Short lived effects. Really good ‘distraction’ strain that will take your mind off of things for a while. I’m sick of increasing my intrusive negative thoughts with heavy hitting indicas at night that send me into a rabbit hole of mental toil. This is great for avoiding that but after vaping a bowl of flower I was back to unmedicated only an hour or so later. Very flavorful berry citrus with a noticeable sweetness. I picked up an ounce for $90 and I see it around regularly so I will continue stocking it in my cabinet.

Darkest bud I have ever seen in person. So purple it looks dark blue/black with bright orange hairs. It doesn’t look like Leafly’s stock image. I’d post a picture but I ended up getting it in pre roll for a weekend trip. Nothing unique about the high. Very soft cushioned quiet peaceful feeling with no paranoia. Very mild throat hit with a tasty earthy exhale. Not a huge terpene monster nor is it glazed with trichomes but it still has bag appeal to say the least. I’m happy to report that most of this is in the body and not the mind- I’m not sitting around ruminating and perseverating over stupid shit. If I see this around again I will most certainly pick up more. If you suffer from PTSD and/or intrusive thoughts keep an eye out for this one.

This strain was my initial introduction to “garlic” terpenes and it was an instant love. I have branched out since and have tried many garlic family strains and they have all been hits. Very funky aroma. Not like any bud I have ever smelled or tasted before. It has a unique profile and at times when it’s fresh and just opened from the packaging can give off ‘moth ball’ vibes. I am enamored with this terp profile and always have my eye out for new genetics that are further down this family tree. I would consider this a niche strain that has a cult following and perhaps falls into the love/hate category as I could see some people turning their nose up at this and gagging wondering wtf they just encountered.

Not a 5 star strain as you might be led to believe. The photogenic appeal of the buds and its pinene rich composition earn it the 4th star. This gives me what I call a “freeze frame” high. It feels like nature around me is constantly glitching and pausing. Wind in the trees moves the branches but like they are part of a ratchet set. I used to get this effect back in high school over 25 years ago. Whatever we called “kind bud” did this to me too (we had zero concept of strain names). Not all strains have this particular effect on me and I tend to dislike the distraction that it creates. This is a 2-3 star high for me. I have read that this strain is a breeding strain for the MAC family of hybrids. This makes sense when you see and smell the bud- definitely a product of selective breeding. This is one of the cases where the packaging doesn’t match the product. I have had bud with far fewer terpenes and certainly was not close to this photogenic but produced a much better high overall. YMMV.

I have had ‘blueberry’ strains, ‘strawberry’ strains, ‘banana’ strains, ‘candy’ strains, ‘ice cream/gelato’ strains and every single time everyone tells me “it smells just like berries” or “it’s exactly like fresh fruit” and I think there is something wrong with my nose because all I smell is gaseous cannabis and nothing else. Maybe once or twice with a ‘grape’ strain if I reeeaaalllyyy stretched my olfactory imagination I could pick up some artificial grape soda/candy hints but certainly not like smelling a bag of grape jolly ranchers. This time is different. This strain I can tell you that while I can smell the cannabis in here the most overwhelming note is that of trix or fruity pebbles cereal. It also kind of reminds me of the olde fashioned sanded cherry candies you can buy at apple orchards. The taste in my Arizer EQ vape is pretty spot on to the smell. It has a toasted whole grain and fruit combination that instantly reminds me of fruity cereal. Now the effects of the medication are mild at best but it is a pleasant body high that starts in the brain and works its way down. So far this hasn’t effected my eyes at all- no redness, no droopy lids, no noticeable stoned look. So I’m quite happy to have a strain that I can feel the effects of (despite a high tolerance) while also being completely discreet. Wish I got more- keep an eye out for this…

What more can be said? It’s great.

This is ok. I like the aroma of it but it smells nothing of a milky cinnamon treat. This is very earthy and dank. Nugs in my 1/8th are super dense (enough to make the amount look minuscule). Decent medicine for mental health but lacks potency compared to other strains on the medical market. I feel like this strain is overhyped.

Daykiller. Not good for PTSD. It’s too dissociating. Acted as an appetite suppressant for me. No sign of the munchies anywhere. I wasn’t paranoid but I found myself very self critical and hyper aware. I could see this being “the artist strain”. If you are looking to paint the train wreck that is your subconscious smoke this first.

Good hybrid. Nice genetic line. Never tried Mazar Sharif but I have had Skunk #1 and I can sense some similarities. However, this smells much more earthy and piney than skunky and sour. Extra dry mouth here and a bit of a feeling of top heaviness (vertigo) but nothing unmanageable. Don’t consume this if you have a plan to get things done, I feel like a lot of my motivation to care has been compromised. YMMV.