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Friendly folks, welcoming layout, in and out quickly. Kind of a hidden gem for top shelf flower, w/ 2022 Emerald Cup winners in their inventory at ~$5 cheaper per eighth than anywhere else in the city at the time of this posting. Will definitely be back!

Fig Farms; 3.5g; 33.10% THC; batch: FFAF012523; pkg 02.02.23; vaped @ 360°F. Herbal, gassy, sour, skunky, chem notes—myrcene, limonene, and b-caryophyllene. Intense cerebral effects—reflective, introspective like Durban Poison, but more energizing and chatty; closed-eye stimulating like LSD—color-popped images (read: 70's Sesame Street animations) accompany thoughts/ideas/feelings; a door opening simulator of sorts, questions spooling into more questions; put me into a "portal room" headspace— like the traversable paintings in Super Mario 64, the End of Time location in Chrono Trigger, or the magic chalk scene in Pan's Labyrinth—through which I could freely traverse memories, dreams, or aspects of self with unique lucidity.

Sense, 3.5g, 28.78% THC. For me, this is sativa endgame/ white whale. Went out and bought two more eighths just to have backstock. As someone with ADHD-PI who can no longer tolerate the side-effects of stimulant medication, this is a game changer. The head high is consistently clear, focused, cheerful, and — most importantly — doesn't disrupt my motor skills or put me on the couch, which is something I hadn't previously found in any other sativa [tried Green Crack, Acapulco Gold, Durban Poison, Kilimanjaro, XJ-13, Orange Apricot, etc]. So grateful to have found this flower.

Sense, 3.5g, 30.1% THC. Second eighth from Sense, very impressed with the packaging, quality, and potency of their bud. Robust cheese and orange rind terpene profile, strong enough to make your eyes water. Cerebral, focus-oriented high with body buzz that stops just short of couch lock—wouldn't call this an energizing high, but definitely positive and relaxed. It's been my go-to for reading before bed over the past few weeks, and has led to some deep REM sleep with crazy dreams that I can remember clearly the next day, as well as a sense of balance and mental clarity the next morning.

CRU Cannabis, 27.9%. One of the oldest eighths in my collection, and for good reason —saved for rainy days. Unmistakably Sherbet with a skunky-sweet puppy breath smell and quick pain relief effects, with a blast of positive energy from the Strawberry Cough. Reliable mood lifter, even in microdoses. The kind of strain that has you waving hello to your neighbors. Really helped to ward away the pandemic depression.

Smells and hits like Durban Poison with a pinene infusion. Lovely honey/grapefruit/pine aftertaste. Terpinolene relaxation with a bit more of a creative kick. Couch-lock body heaviness in the limbs, a touch of pain relief, then cerebral stimulation. Similar to: Durban Poison, XJ-13, Green Crack

Northern Emeralds, 3.5g, 32% THC. Fastest I've ever burned through an eighth. Smells like Sunny Delight, tastes like mint, citrus, and apple juice. The ocimene notes really stand out, especially at low temps. Very subtle high, even at higher doses. Zero paranoia, ever. Terpinolene sedation is present, but never to the point of couch lock or brain lock. Not really a high-energy sativa, in my experience. Definitely a "thinking cap" strain. Always puts me in a thoughtful, self-aware, introspective headspace.

Favorite strain, especially the OG hybrid phenotype. Offensively pungent. Peppery, herbal, meaty taste. Uplifting, laser-focused, euphoric start with a pleasant body buzz as it waves goodbye. Great for chores around the house, getting the most out of a hard workout, or finding an extra gear in the bedroom (strongest aphrodisiac strain I've found). Has caused me a bit of paranoia at very high doses, so I usually target small to mid-range hits.

Cheesy, vaguely herbal flavor. Kind of ends up tasting like foot deeper into the session. Sparkly body feelings first. Then numbing, like Sherbet. Good for a hard workout without fatigue, though I wouldn't want to use this in the morning unless I had a lot of coffee or wanted a nap—the sedation is strong. Mind hit is slightly hallucinatory (spatial, aural). Lifted, but slower, heavier, and couch-lockier than I'd anticipated. Music sounds great. Very cool cerebral "sticky" focus feeling.

Wasn't quite what I expected—doesn't have the overpowering, almost offensive caryophyllene pepper/diesel aroma that I've encountered in other Chemdawg flower. This has more of a muted myrcene creaminess to it with herbal vanilla notes. Certainly not unpleasant, and the sativa kick is there, but I really wanted that classic Chemdawg smell/taste.