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Recent Reviews11 total

Lemon Kush

9/20/2023
Picked some of this up from Ancient Roots in Ohio. Super dank lemon and kush smell. Taste was really good. Not as pronounced as the smell, but super smooth. Effects took a bit to set in. All I can say is dont make any plans because this stuff will wreck them. Extremely narcotic and couchlocking effect. Did find some seeds in my batch so kind of disappointed with thst.
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RelaxedSleepy

Chocolope

12/4/2019
So ive been smoking cannabis over half my life. Im not 32. In that amount of time ive had a good few incredible strains that really stand out. Ive had a lot of overhyped crappy strains that'll I'll never care to try again. Then there's Chocolope. Its hard to even really put into words how incredible this strain is in every aspect. I'll start with the looks. it honestly doesnt look like anything special at all. kinda dark, kinda on the airy sativa looking side. it just looks kinda mehhhh. It all changes though when you run a nug of this stuff through the grinder and smell that sweet chocolatey fruity cannalope deliciousness. It literally smells and tastes exactly as the name implies. Its hands down the greatest tasting weed Ive ever smoked. Then the effects!!!! As ive gotten older, Ive realized that I dont enjoy being baked out of my mind anymore. I know I'll probably open a can of worms on this one, but nowadays its all about who can grows strains with the highest thc, who can out dab who, how many edibles one can eat. its ridiculous. All these super potent indica strains just turn everyone into zombies. When I smoke this strain i just feel straight up amazing and thats all i can say. its relaxing, its motivating, its chill, its energetic, its creative. its absolutly everything i enjoy in a cannabis strain. Me and my girl have been together for 11 years. She absolutly does not like cannabis at all. no matter what strain shes tried, she gets super paranoid and just goes straight to bed. She does not like the smell or taste of weed. I talked her into trying Chocolope and she loved it. This is and will hands down always be the #1 Sativa strain in my book.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Cotton Candy

12/4/2019
This is fantastic strain. the smell is very sweet and berry like. the buds are on the airy side but are very bright green with bright orange hairs. I actually purchased this strain a couple months ago and must of got an improperly cured batch because it had little smell or taste. when I hit ZenLeaf up last week dude showed me this strain and it blew me away. I actually completely forgot i picked it up a while back but decided to give it another shot. im glad i did because this batch was so sweet and tasty. I love the effects. its listed as a sativa at my dispensary, but it defiantly is on the more chill side. this would defiantly be a great strain for someone new to cannabis. its tasty, smells amazing, has terrific effects, but doesnt knock you off your rocker. The buzz itself doesnt last very long so i ended up burning through this batch pretty quick. Id defiantly pick it up again.
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FocusedHappyRelaxedSleepyTalkativeUplifted

Wedding Cake

12/4/2019
This is a pretty decent strain, but I just dont understand this cookie strain craze. ive had about every variety of cookies and the only one to really stand out is the Garlic Cookies, that stuff is just straight fire from another weird alien planet. all these other cookie strains look and smell incredible but lack any sort of definitive flavor. The wedding cake smells very floral almost like a dryer sheet. Had a sweet earthy taste but nothing mind blowing. Ill pass on this one next time.
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RelaxedSleepy

Strawberry Cough

9/13/2019
just picked this up from a new grower in Ohio called Pure. Ive heard about this strain for years but never came across her. I believe it was worth the wait because this delightful little lady did not disapoint. on the first crack of the jar you get subtle hints of strawberry and sweet earthiness. absolutly no skunkiness at all. very beautiful smelling strain. the buds are very green and frosty but were on the slightly airy side, but still dense. on the dry toke off a joint, you defiantly get a stronger berry sensation. almost like a strawberry milkshake. The buzz off this strain is just pure bliss. I was always under the impression that indica dominant buds were better suited for pain relief, but this strain is literally one of the best for relieving pain. i have bad knees from years of heavy lifting and a bad back that needed surgery two years ago and is full of arthritis. This strain literally took my pain level almost down to zero. Incredible!!! just such a wonderful high off this stuff. focused, energetic, pain free, happy, giggly what more could you ask for in a strain?!?? The taste off this stuff is very smooth and kind spicy at the same time. I didnt get much sweetness or strawberry taste coming through but still very pleasant and unique. Ive tried many strains of cannabis since Ohio legalized for medical use. This is defiantly in my top 3. I deducted a star because the taste wasnt as fruity as I was exepecting and for testing at 25% thc it did take a good bit to get me where I wanted to be. If you have any type of chronic pain or anxiety or just need a way to relieve some stress, you defiantly want to pick up some of this!!!
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedTinglyUplifted

GMO Cookies

9/9/2019
this is sum seriously funky and weird stuff!!!! just picked up a fresh batch from Riviera creek in Ohio testing at 34%. This stuff defiantly reaks of sum funky garlic and sweet onion concoction. I still cant decide if I like it or not, but its defiantly a weird terp profile. The buds themselves dont really give off much of a smell until ground up. Theres a lot of hype behind this strain and it defiantly wasnt as pungent as I was expecting but still a stinker for sure. the buds are super frosty but were on the airy side and the trim job could of been better. i had to pull off a bunch of remaining fan leafs. Not much of the smell comes through on the taste. it was super smooth and dence smoke though. defiantly not harsh whatsoever. The effects of this weed are very hard to describe. its literally like im feeling a bit of every traight from both the sativa and indica spectrum. Defiantly a trippy hybrid feeling. defiantly a lack of focus and energy. for such a potent indica though it didnt do much for my back pain. Im glad i got to try it, but for me it didn't live up to the hype. its defiantly strong and unique but just not something id prefer regularly.

Lemon Tree

9/3/2019
I love the effects, just not a lemon fan
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Cheese Candy

8/11/2019
Picked some of this up from Ancient roots grown in OH. The smell of this strain is just absolutly off the hook. It just reeks of fruity, flowery, funky cheese goodness. I blew a hit of this in my gf's face and she actually said it smelled like straight cheetos. The high is very narcotic, but I still feel full of cerebral energy. Its defiantly a strong leaning indica with some very nice sativa effects. Did I mention this shit smells off da hook!?!? Its damn good bud and im such a huge fan of cheese strains. I deducted 1 star because even though the taste was very pleasant, it didnt come close to comparing to the smelll. Still damn fine bud. This is one of them strains where you constantly have to keep cracking the jar open throughout the day just to take a lil sniff lol. Hell yeah id buy this stuff again and cant wait to try some more of Ancient Roots strains.
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Dosi Face

8/10/2019
I didnt care for this strain at all. Gave me crazy anxiety and just a very unpleasant high. Not enjoyable at all. It was grown by Calyx peak and everything ive had by then so far has been super dry and harsh tasting. This particular batch looked pretty good but no taste. Will be passing on this and anything else grown out by Calyx.

Sunshine

7/25/2019
Being from the Northeast part of the country sativa strains have been somewhat of a rare commodity. Most of what Ive been accused to is indicas or strong indica dominant hybrids. Since Ohio has legalized for medical ive decided to start experimenting with Sativa strains. Sunset Lime is my first official medical sativa strain. It was grown by Buckeye Wellness. It tested at over 26% thc. Being sativa, the buds are on the smaller side, but are dence, dark, and loaded with trichomes. The smell wasnt overly pungent. It defianly has a nice earthy, sweet, lime smell. The taste of this strain honestly doesn't do much for me. I dont know if it could of been cured or flushed better, but this particular strain seemed on the moisture side and didnt seem to stay lit like others ive had. What this strain lacks in smell and taste is made up for by the effects. This is an absolutly amazing daytime strain. Great for motivation and getting things done. Ive had a few sativa strains in the past that have given me crazy anexity and paranoia. I got none of that with this strain. As othere have stated, this strain does have a really great appetite suppression quality to it. Usually with indicas i get the munchies and want to devour the fridge, but this does the opposite. I actually smoked on an empty stomache and it made me feel and energized. So anyone maby looking for a strain to help lose weight or get motivated to workout this would be a great choice. I am disappointed that it took me about 5-6 hits to get where i wanted to be though. This stuff was crazy expensive, 53$ for 2.88 grams. For the price, and testing at 26% id defiantly expect it to work more effectively. In conclusion, i give the looks 8/10 taste 5/10 and effects 8/10. Id probably defiantly buy this strain again, but It would have to be at a much cheaprr price.
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