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Recent Reviews3 total

Longbottom Leaf

9/28/2016
Are you looking to get shire-smacked in the face with a peppy, yet tranquil bud? If so, look no further than this strain. With colorful, fluffy nugs and beautiful aroma, this shit really is "The Precious". Smokes great and the flavor is stellar. The high gives you a relaxed "stroking your Gandalf beard in the Shire" feel, while also giving you the energy to fight 10,000 orcs in the depths of Helm's Deep. Get yourself some "baggins" of this shit, it will have you full Smeagle in no time.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedUplifted

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

9/26/2016
Leaping caribou, Batman! If this bud doesn't embody the cold, rugged, wintery majesty that is the Alaskan wilderness, then I dont know what does. With notes of pine trees and freedom, this kush is optimum for white water rafting, eating a raw salmon, fighting a bear, or a combination of the three. Would ride a dog sled for miles in the dead of winter to get ahold of this weed. As in the words of the Eskimos this is some "ˈtʃaknaχ ˈhwaʁiχ".
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricHappyRelaxedUplifted

Moonwalker Kush

7/9/2016
Call me a safe, cause I was locked... couch locked that is. I couldnt have gotten up if you'd have told me Pizza Hut was giving away free baby pandas with every purchase. Pizza and pandas? Who can say no to that? But every time I went to move, Gandalf stood before me yelling, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" The white wizard then took his staff and turned every piece of furniture in my apartment into dank cannabis. A shire's worth of weed man... a shire's worth of weed...
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CreativeGiggly