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member since 2023

Recent Reviews9 total

Thin Mint

5/23/2024
Always wanted to try thin mints. Good solid stonyflower. Feel like I'm a thousand pounds right now. Pure couch-lock. Beautiful.
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GigglyRelaxed

Blue Runtz

4/19/2024
Just smoked a joint of blue runtz premium indoor flower..there aren't words capable of describing this bud. This is an award worthy strain. This batch was an exclusive stiiizy drop at the herb n' joy dispo. I actually got the very last bag. So, good luck finding more.
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EuphoricRelaxedUplifted

Space Cake

3/29/2024
Space cake! You gotta try it. This is some amazing weed. I've smoked weed for 45 years and never had ANYTHING like that! Top notch!

Blue Cookies

1/29/2024
Very 😎 bud. Pretty strong right out of the gate...hang on! Then it's a super cool, stoned buzz for the afternoon. Definitely going on the top 10 list.

Biscotti Mintz

1/15/2024
Just smoked a joint of this bud. When I was done, I thought, "Oh, well, that was not too strong..." Then, this mother f....crept up on me and it hasn't quit! I can't see straight, barely type (thank you spell check). Fire. This one is pure fire! If you're special enough and the cannabis gods share this with you, definitely smoke some.

Kushlato

12/30/2023
Good weed. I had high expectations, but this just wasn't the best strain I've tried recently. You can definitely taste the mint flavor of the kush. So strong it'll numb your mouth..and the gelato creeps up with that cool mellow vibe. Nice, if you're looking for something a little less potent.

DELI by Caliva - Hanford

9/28/2023
I have been a loyal customer to a DIFFERENT dispo, but went to Caliva Deli in Hanford looking for a specific item. This place is horrible. The employees are REALLY blowing it bad. Whoever does the hiring needs to re-think the criteria and find some better budtenders. At this point I won't go back and would STRONGLY encourage others to shop elsewhere. We shop at these stores for many reasons. Some of us aren't looking just to get high. There are some customers who are very sick or dealing with tremendous stress and anxiety. Your store should provide relief, calm, relaxation.. But, that's not happening. I left the store stressed and angry because of the poor service by the employee. That's too bad that they continue to employ this person. It's really bad for their business.

Blue Dream

9/16/2023
If you have the time, you can read the next 14,000+ reviews. But, I can save you the effort. I just opened a 1/2oz. of Blue Dream. Absolutely incredible. Don't bother reading anything else. This strain is unequivocally Top Drawer cannabis. Indulge yourself if you can. Best buds I've seen and consumed in four decades of dedicated smoking. Instantly made the world okay. If you see it..you need to try it. You won't be disappointed and will be right here writing an awesome review about it just like me!
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feelings
EuphoricFocusedRelaxedTalkative

Gas OG

9/14/2023
I tried this strain in a cartridge by west coast cure, and I've found myself constantly reaching for it now when I need SOMETHING else. Gas og delivers. When I feel like I'm about to the end of my rope..this strain seems to put me right back in the place I need to be and all the world melts away to a happy and content day. This cartridge was labeled as: Total cannabinoids: 98.6%, Total THC: 88.6%, Total CBD: 1.18%. This shows more CBD than strains I've used before. Perhaps this has an effect on the experience. It's very calming and relaxing.
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HappyRelaxed