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Blunicorn

6/21/2024
What can I say about this one other than holy SHIZNIT, FIRE! Upon opening the jar, I immediately smell scents of funky berry, earthy, and diesel notes. I say funky because it's really hard to put my finger on the smell. Even a tad cheesy also. It's unique, to say the least. The buds are actually bluish in color! The green is a particular shade that makes it look blue. My particular batch was grown Kaviar. They really know what they're doing with this strain. They call it Blue Unicorn Poop. Another one that sits on my tongue after each hit from a clean chillum. The effects are immediate head bliss and relaxation mixed with tingly feelings. There's a little bit of pressure behind the eyes and then it goes straight to the body. Another favorite indica dominant for sure! The strains I like the most almost give me almost like an opiate type buzz but also an increased libido, and this shit checks those boxes. The body tingles are insane with this stuff. After a long night at work, this one cures all my aches and pains. The ladies like this one, too! 10/10 top tier shit!!!
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Peach Crescendo F-1

6/17/2024
Top tier flower. It tastes like a sour peach candy that sits on the tongue. Amazing euphoria and tingly feelings with this one. I love this stuff. Grab this if you see it, you won't be disappointed!
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Black Cherry Gelato

5/16/2024
Incredible indica dominant strain. It tastes like fresh cherries and a little bit of cream. It sits on my tongue, almost like cherry soda bubbles. The buzz is so cerebral and spacey, with a very tingly sensation. I love this stuff.
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Orange Malt

5/7/2024
Creamy orange goodness. Chill and euphoric. Great bud. Exceptional terps. Tastes like an orange creamsicle. Crops is growing great flower in Illinois. Orange malt is one of their best.
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Xeno

10/28/2023
Fantastic indica dominant. Smells like Trix cereal and tastes like it as well, with a bit of a minty exhale. It's really euphoric and almost narcotic like. Nice body tingles and relaxation along with heavy munchies. Love this strain for sure.
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Guru

9/23/2023
It's one of my favorites for terps. Great tasting grapefruit and gas. Good to ease stress, muscle tension. Sticks on your tongue, it's so sour. Excellent indica!!!
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Strawberry Guava

7/22/2023
Got a half zip of Verano Strawberry Guava at 28% thc. It was on sale, and I've been hearing great things. I think this is they best bud I've ever smoked, and I don't say that lightly after smoking for 25 years. When I cracked the jar I was immediately hit by strong smells of strawberries and guava. It also has a hint of bannana with a tad of gas. I smoked two little chillums and I am gone. Euphoric and body relaxation comes on like a creeper. The taste is exactly like the smell. Strawberries and guava with banana gas and earth. Extraordinary all around. Verano hit it out of the park with this one. If you're in Illinois it's the best fruity indica in the state and I've tried them all. Terps out of this world. I am melted and tingly, so pleasant. Also a very creative inducing strain because I had the urge to play my bass and did for a while.✌️
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GMO Premier Flower Indica/Hybrid 3.5g

7/1/2023
Amazing strain. Beautiful bright green nugs with nice orange pistols and hinges of purple. Nice euphoric head high that melts into total body relaxation. I picked up a quad of one of the Aeriz Daze Off blends called Total Absorption. It had a great mix of GMO and Ice Cream Cake which are both amazing strains to mix. The GMO has a slight gassy/almost garlicky taste but in a good way. The Chemdog mixed with the Girl Scout cookies makes for a great indica dominant hybrid.

Dubble Rainbow

10/3/2022
I absolutely love this strain. It's a hard-hitting Indica that doesn't put you down completely and can still get things done. Slightly euphoric, very creative kind of buzz. Definitely an Indica dominant with the nice pain relief it gives your muscles. Definitely one of my go to strains. The taste and terpene profile is incredible. If you hit it out of a fresh clean chillum it tastes like an orange mixed with cinnamon. Beautiful colors and massive trichomes on these buds as well.

Wedding Cake

9/17/2022
I've always enjoyed this train for its powerful pain relief and sedation while still being able to get things done if you need to. I recently grabbed a half ounce of Ozone wedding cake smalls here in Illinois for $115 out the door which is an exceptional price for medical in this state. it has a very good cherry vanilla/doughy like taste especially out of a nice clean chillum and puts you where you need to be. Definitely one of my favorites for an indica dominant guy!
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