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I got turned onto Trash at the Herbery in East Vancouver. The package features a panda putting its detached head into a trash can...yeah that's how you feel. Your head is floating on a string detached from your body as you quietly hum "And She Was" by the Talking Heads. Water droplets and green fuzzy moss will take on new meaning. Unwrapped Starbursts will be your life for the next 2 hour ride on a magic couch. You could hypothetically fall down in front of a diner while trying to hatch a 10 km egg in Pokémon only to laugh it off because you finally got a Snorlax. You feel like a Snorlax and listen to Chainsmokers because every beat drop gets you. Yeah...trash, lets do that again but can I ride in the front seat instead of the trunk this time?

It was 10:05 am when I took 2 small dabs of Northern Lights in shatter form from the Pot Factory in Bellingham, WA. By 10:30 am I had eaten potato salad with Cheez It's and a chaser of milk dunked Oreos. I became one with my chaise lounge and napped from 11 am to 1 pm. I'm pretty sure this will kick my husband's insomnia if he doesn't eat the Titanic's weight in food. This was smooth and relaxing. I felt my herniated L4 smile before it too nodded off into the clouds.

I lovingly refer to this strain as Sex Nap. Two hits and I was looking for a chair and James Taylor became annoyingly slow. Why does he pluck his guitar so slowly? I was in the process of slipping a note under the bathroom door to my husband saying, "Meet me upstairs, bring your cock," when he caught me giggling and ran upstairs. After 30 minutes of sensational tingliness and release I took a long nap.

I tried this as a shatter from Uplift in Portland. It's amazingly smooth on my ooze vape attachment. At 7 watts it produces nice clouds of relaxation mixed with a shoulder and neck deep tissue massage thrown in for extra measure. I wouldn't suggest this strain for daytime before 4 use because you'll want to Netflix and chill by yourself. Annoying slow people won't annoy you because you'll be at that level of laziness.

This isn't my favorite location for Main St. I prefer the downtown location because it's larger and has a greater selection. This location is more central to my shopping needs and I can get in and out quickly unlike downtown. The budtenders are friendly and knowledgeable even if the bald guy always gives me a hard time. I like their selection of Harmony cartridges and the Kush Kiss lip balm is clearing up my rosacea which $1,000's of products from the dermatologist never seemed to manage. Quality is great and prices are affordable.

Ask for Caleb, he's knowledgeable on shatters, waxes and pointed me towards the Honu edibles. He also put together a 510 connector for my vape gear so I could use wax on my box style battery. Super helpful, always in the know about new products and a gorgeous selection of glass. This is my favorite dispensary.

Feels like a warm blanket on a snowy day. The relaxation hits immediately. Great for pain and start with small doses. Comes in waves and can numb almost anything. This is my new favorite strain.

This is a great before bed vape. It's amazing for back pain and rest. It is heavy on the dry mouth.

If you need to fight with your phone company and want to kick a load of laundry's ass this is the strain for it. This puts me into industrious bitch mode. I'm focused and pissed off.

Uplifting, dreamy and the taste is amazing. So easy to stealth vape.