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Great White Shark

11/14/2016
(Super Skunk x White Widow) Old-school stoned; that is the best way I can describe the smell and effects of this strain. It is smooth on the lungs, but has a great earthy-hashy mixed with citrus (lemons, tart oranges). Very much a creeper strain ... one minute you think you should hit just a little bit more - and next you can barely remember your own name. What I'm working with is definitely like a 35/65 sativa/indica, you can feel the strength of the widow and the body buzz of the super skunk. This is definitely night time herb without some of the super heaviness of pure Indicas, plus you get a little sativa mind kick with it. Overall, a strain I enjoy; but it's a not-leaving-the-house for the night kind of smoke - kind of perfect for winter.
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Purple Urkle

7/14/2016
Very 'narcotic' and medicinal; right up there with the best examples of a near-pure indica - the Urkle is famous for a reason. The buds are nice and fruity smelling with orange hairs - my particular example wasn't purple, as is often the case despite the name. Not massively dense, but round and tight enough to let you know it's an indica. The smoke is fairly smooth with a good amount of the smell translating to the taste - not huge lung expansion. Again, like most indicas, the high starts creeping slowly until you realize how stoned you are - and questioning the second and third big hits that you took. Eventually it peaks at a super-chill plateau that kind of reminds me of a Xanax; topped off by increased appetite, good sleep, low anxiety, and pain relief. One of the few strains I've found to be truly medicinal - it's no surprise this strain has become a highly appreciated classic.
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Venus OG

2/28/2016
An interesting strain for sure: it has a very full bodied high with sativa creativity/euphoria. It feels 60/40 sativa to me - decent lung expansion and great taste ... very much like lemons/oranges with just a hint of piney skunk. The high starts quickly with a burst of euphoria and a warm blanket type feel on the body. It can keep you focused and creative enough to do some late night work, but then puts you right to bed (just after the extreme munchies). Nice thick orange-haired buds, look very 'kush' like but also with some of the random darker green patches that make you think this strain could have relatives from the Skunk family - particularly Lemon Skunk. This is my go-to night time strain right now - just beware of those munchies!
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Alaskan Thunder Fuck

1/15/2016
I'm a sativa man for sure - and this hits the spot very well ... I'd say right up there with Super Silver Haze, Chocolope, Blue Dream, etc. Very unique strain as well; the buds never seem to look that impressive (though you do see some nice dark orange/red haze hairs) and aren't typically super thick (sativa structure) ... but it's always potent as hell. You hit it and exhale and begin to lift from the chest up ... suddenly it's in your head and you are feeling a really active euphoria .. you can feel the haze influence with something added to make it a 'fuller' experience. All around a very active, happy, and energetic sativa high. The taste is very unique as well - I find it sort of flowery/peppery/menthol tasting; easy on the lungs/throat and a very nice change of pace from your everyday Skunk/Diesel or OG lineage. It's like Haze and some wildflowers mated and produced ATF.
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Obama Kush

12/15/2015
Sweet, spicy, and skunky! This is a great 'purple' strain with more kick than your usual Purple Afghani or Thai type strains (likely from the addition of OG Kush). You get the sweet smell and flavor of 'purple' mixed with a nice OG Kush spice/funk. The high is very balanced; giving you the full body relaxation of an Indica mixed with a soaring creative head high than you'd expect from OG Kush and it's relatives. Not too much munchies, but also not too 'racing' or anxiety inducing. All in all, a really nice strain that mixes the best of two worlds together for a balanced and very fun high. It reminds me of 'Diablo' (Diablo Kush) which is also an OG cross that exhibits purple tendencies.
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Tangilope

8/4/2015
I'm a sativa man, and Tangilope hits all the right spots for me in terms of taste, potency, immediate effect, and nature of the high. My current dab stash includes some Tangilope shatter that has quickly become my new favorite concentrate strain. The taste is a wonderful, bright, complex, citrus - not sweet citrus, but the kind that wakes you up in the morning like you find in orange juice, grapefruits, and lemons. The expansion in the lungs and quickly soaring immediate high are the things sativa dreams are made of ... a very nice 'refresher' sativa. The high tends to be energetic, creative, uplifting, and social ... excellent daytime smoke that doesn't end with a body crash or mental comedown. Great alternative to Jack Herer, Hazes, Durban Poison, and others that can be a bit more anxious in their high.
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Hong Kong

7/25/2015
Cool strain; I've had alot of Sour Diesel crosses, but this is a really nice one in terms of a balanced strong high with a good taste. I'd call it a slightly sativa dominant hybrid; kind of in the realm of a Blue Dream or OG Kush; I assume it's called Hong Kong because of the smell/taste ... like a diesel fuel infused spice/pepper/flowery stink ... all that is missing is the chicken and you have the smell of eating at a little Hong Kong food vendors booth. The high is immediate and uplifing ... a creative/productive euphoria and energy ... you can immediately feel the sativa, but the pleasant body numbness and long lasting high remind you that the Sensi Star is in the mix. Really a very pleasant, low paranoia, creative high - great for daytime work, concentrating on a task, or just entertaining yourself around the house. If you find NYC Diesel tends to bomb you out, make you tired/hungry/sleepy; this is a good alternative.
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Chernobyl

7/21/2015
Boom; I drop the fat dab in my quartz banger ... I see it melt to a thick gold honey as it vaporizes and slips into my lungs. Immediately I'm leveled by a full blast to the head of uplifting euphoria, a throbbing cerebral wave of energy just washes over me as the dab expands massively in my lungs. I exhale and immediately I'm feeling sweat on my brow; I'm pushed high into the clouds and deep into a mind-numbing euphoria - I have to sit down it hits so hard. I breathe heavily and feel the THC course through me ... an almost psychedelic rush in my forehead. A few minutes later I can function again, but I'm left on a pleasantly high cloud where things are uplifting and carefree ... I feel creative/talkative but relaxed. A very accurately named strain; this stuff causes a total meltdown if you are looking for a real head pounder. Strictly for live men, not for freshman.
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XJ-13

4/15/2015
Strong stuff with an interesting lineage of genetics. The goal was obviously a 'full experience' kind of high; Jack Herer for the head X G13 for the body. XJ-13 smells alot like Jack Herer with more spice: JH having a sort of chemical-soap-earthy flavor. It isn't skunky, but you can tell there is some potency just from the sharp smell - it's very unique and different from the Chemdawg line (OG Kush, SD, etc.) that is so common at the moment. The buds are dense little branchy nuggets - not round Kush-esque rocks or long airy Sativa buds either. The color of the buds is a bright healthy green, almost neon, with dark orange/brown hairs. This is a great strain for anyone who enjoys a strong hybrid high; it hits to the brain quickly, creating energy, euphoria, and creativity. Shortly after, it moves into the body as well, causing some sedation, pain relief, and helping to nullify any anxiety caused by the initial blast. The high lingers behind the eyes and can be quite spacey/medicated depending on how much you smoke - XJ-13 can quickly turn from a sativa-type high to a couch-lock medication depending on the amount smoked. Really quite powerful stuff that can satisfy both Sativa and Indica lovers, but will be too strong for some to serve as a good daytime smoke.
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Mob Boss

3/18/2015
A wonderful strain for anyone who loves that feeling of 'blasting off' into space with a sativa dom hybrid early in the day (or after work). This stuff is getting hugely popular in CO (and elsewhere I'm sure) due to it's strong effects on the mind and long lasting chatty high. I've had a couple of different samples of Mob Boss and the smell can be wildly different based on the dominance of the cut - ranges from hard to distinguish from Chemdawg (funk/skunk) to fruity/earthy (Tang Tang dominant). That being said, the extreme density and abundant light colored to medium orange hairs. Sort of like big oversized sativa nugs on steroids. The effects are quick to come on and very 'soaring' mentally - while not being hugely expansive in the lungs or quite as 'hammer' like as something like Sour Diesel. Within a minute or two you have a pulsing head high with some energy and lots of euphoria - after 30 minutes I can feel the high envelop my body as well, providing some stability to the head high but leaving me very social and physically floaty/euphoric. A great sativa high without the total absence of full strength balance that you sometimes find in pure sativa nug.
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