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This strain creeps for like 20 min as you keep going up. There's a definite "blastoff" moment with the high. I feel that relentless uplifting euphoria that makes you glad you are far far far more baked than you set out to get. I am rooted and zooted. I swear this shit feels so good. So nice when you find a strain that just forces a permasmile. I'm gonna stock up on this. It's fantastic to unwind with

Got a pre roll RYTHM and broke it up into a crafty+ and I am so fucking high rn it's not even funny. Don't let the 23-25% THC fool you, this strain is definitely psychoactive but also relaxing, plus somewhere around 10 minutes after finishing I had the most amazing elation coming from my chest. I'm just psyched as hell to be this ripped. Would not recommend for noobs as it's a very overwhelming (in a good way) high. Also, it's definitely somewhat of a creeper so go easy if you're concerned about getting too baked

Got 1/8 of RISE Premium, the first indoor flower I've seen in NY from RISE in Long Beach (not listed here, weirdly). All the hype is true. This might be my new favorite indica. Similar to GSC derived strains I like. Thin Mints is one, kinda like this. Really relaxed body but also kinda psychedelic. I vaped 0.12g in a crafty with a quartz terp ball in the center, and no lie it extracted better than any other bud i've bought in a long time. I think i've been going up for like 15 minutes or so. Thing is, I'm not anxious about it. Ok, my eyes have started buggin out. My face just went numb, but not in a bad way. Yeah, this is definitely like the best strain ever. Kinda like Northern Lights but they turned down the sativa a bit. NL can get me a little paranoid, but this is just super chill. Fuuuuuuuuu 20 min in and I'm still ascending I think. Everything is fuzzy. Man the elation this brings. Just happy silly good feeling in the chest. "I'm really glad I did this" as a vibe. Ok, I'm signing off. If you can pick up

Got the RHYTM Live Rosin cartridge. This is such a smooth and mellow yet stoney high. It's relaxing. Some visual aspect to the experience, not like sparkles or geometries but more like everything looks kinda fuzzy. This is super chill and pleasant and you could totally interact with friends

I really want to like this more. It lacks the tingle and euphoria of GSC type strains, or even northern lights. This is not psychoactive. Almost a lack of creativity, just want to relax. I'm definitely stoned in that I feel like I'm being pushed down into the bed. I don't have the kind of giggling weedgasm I get from Honey Banana or Thin Mints. Mood seems unaffected. This could be good fire someone who wants heavy sedation without a lot of silliness on top. Chill and relaxed.

RYTHM live resin in a pretty damn good wax pen. Everything is alright. It's comfortable wherever I am. The body buzz creeps in like 15 minutes in and has me feeling like I'm a Lego dude.

I don't usually pay close attention to the flavor, but this had a really unique combination of smells. Earthy, gassy, savory. This shit creeped up on me for half an hour. I vaped half a dosing capsule in a crafty, ground up fine. Man just a grab you by the neck wild high. Holy shit. I was way way high for two hours and only now can be coherent. Body was incapacitated, psychedelic vision, a bit of anxiety in there, but also the feeling of being totally blasted. Heavy stoned. Cozy wherever. My bird fell asleep on my hand and it was warm and soft and all I ever needed in that moment.

OK so for a while I thought the MFNY badder I got wasn't good, or that this strain was really light. Funny story, turns out the wax pen I got kinda sucks. At the highest setting it finally vaporized the THC *and* terps and oh my sweet baby J I'm so high rn. My body and head are numb, I'm totally couch locked but still have a clear line of thought. Vison is definitely fuzzy, blurry, looks like in GTA5 when you smoke weed. Wow I am epic high. I might float away. This is an ass kicking indica.