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This is a wonderful strain that deserves respect. Obtained an ounce...total cost of $330 (with discount and Las Vegas taxes)....nurtured by Prime Cannabis.....THC just over 30%. The flowers were impressively compact and dense and dripping with crystals of sticky goodness! Explosive aromas of freshly squeezed pine needles, green spices, citrus skins, and tropical fruits. Noted flavors of.....marijuana! What can I say....I’m lost in thought....I just remember the smoke being smooth and enjoyable....absolutely no harshness! The mental manipulation of this strain was a little overwhelming for me. It had a little delayed impact to my senses....but it arrived full of electric energy. My focus became distorted and very spacey.....I was unprepared when everything around me started to do jumping jacks.....It felt like I was walking on a trampoline....had to lay my body down before I get hurt! Effects seemed to linger for over 24 hours! No anxiety...no paranoia....no munchies. This particular Green Crack strain is akin to the Durban Poison strain I recently smoked.....both top shelf in my book! I might have overdone this session....no...I definitely smoked too much....maybe micro dose next time! I’ll be wearing a helmet next time....LOL!

Noted aromas of aromatic green herbs, mint, freshly tilled earth, pine needles, woody and wonderfully inviting. Chunky nugs sparkles of trichomes drenched with life giving sap of goodness....sticky and compact. Obtained an ounce for $270 {after discounts and taxes}….raised by Desert Grown Farms....THC at 26%. Noted flavors of mint, rosemary, basil....followed by smooth, creaminess.....sweet and floral. The mind was immediately a captured audience after a few tokes from the joint....a clean slate to start with....then a rush of fresh ideas began to form....easily entertained by turning on the computer and listening to music....I became an easy date. Total relaxation melted my muscles....no munchies....no anxiety...Jack Herer strain is a complete package in my book. Time experience became secondary to the effects of this flower strain.....here's to you Mr. Jack Herer

This became my favorite sativa strain of all time. Obtained an ounce for $360 (tax included.....Las Vegas price).....THC 25%.....the nugs were crystalline and sticky....grown by Matrix NV. The aroma eminating from the glass jar is unique.....background hints of licorice.....it took me a while to discriminate the smell.....but, to me...Durban Poison strain smells like a barnyard, surrounded by pine forest....all of it in a good way! Immediately after 3 tokes from a joint....my head exploded into space.....a rush of euphoria pushed out of my mind.....I can hear ringing in my ears.....I can still control all my muscles....I don’t feel any heaviness restraining my shell. Since the effects caught me by surprise.....I decided to lay down in bed and let the magic happen......no anxiety....no paranoia.....munchies galore.....ate like a pig.....the psychoactive components of this strain were very intense and lingered for a long, long time.....at this point....I just instructed myself to go with the flow......the mind and body sensations were electric and very stimulating.....very happy....very relaxed....just a wonderful experience! The smoke from the joint was smooth and creamy....no harshness.....respect to Matrix NV for birthing this plant with love. The next day....still feeling the spacey numbness to my mind....lingering effects.....thanks to Durban Poison!

This strain is up there in potency. Grown by Remedy...THC 28%....paid $360 (tax included) for an ounce. Large sparkly nugs....very dense and sticky.....pungent and sharp aromas of squeezed pine needles. My budtender recommended the use of a vaporizer due to reports of harshness....after grinding a small pinch of flower and halfway filling my Herbalizer chamber...temperature setting at 392 degrees Fahrenheit....noted floral flavors with just a hint of harshness to my throat....it hit me hard after 10 minutes of the vaporizer. It felt like I dove into a pool of very thick molasses....my mind and body started swimming in a hazy....lazy world of who the heck cares....hypnotic....paralyzing....numbing....please get me a wheelchair.....STAT! No anxiety....no paranoia.....munchies galore. In a word.....HolyCow!!!!

Most potent flower I have ever smoked....ever! Grown by Gardens of We Eden....THC 29 %....an ounce cost $370 (with tax.) The nugs are large, round, sparkly.....sharp smells of pine...pungent green herbs....aromatic. After smoking a half of a thin joint.....noted flavors of sweet berries and cooling herbs.....smooth and creamy on the inhale. Due to the potency of this strain....an occassional cough or two were well deserved. The effects are the highlights of Burkle strain. Instant head to toe conscious sedation effects...happy, carefree, relaxed....like living in a world of Disneyland and the Twilight Zone combined...felt like a patient being anesthetized.....just wearing a hospital gown flapping in the wind.....I know....that was very trippy! My mind enjoyed the calm, yet, psychedelic feelings. The munchies overwhelmed me....ate like a pig. Slept well. I’ve had other Burkle strains from this grower.....but this batch with the higher THC % is their best to date! Very potent.....delicious...sweet....trippy.....sedative flower! 5 Stars.

I have been meaning to review this Gelato strain for quite a while now.....it has been 40 years since my last toke....family and job got the priorities. But on my return engagement......circa November 2018....I bought a half ounce of Gelato (THC 20 %) from Reef Dispensary (N. Las Vegas branch.) The budtender offered this strain to me after I told her I didn’t want a strain that induces anxiety or paranoia (the main reasons I stopped smoking then.) This was the first time I was introduced to “hybrids.” This Gelato strain had a wonderful pungent aroma of sweet, herbal, pine forest...fermented fruits....very sharp in nature.....nice....very unique! The smoke was smooth and sweet....floral...no harshness. The effects were huge and fast....felt my brain melt instantly....followed by psychedelic distortions from head to toe....I distinctly remember my body sensation of checkerboards replacing my skin and muscles....whatever that was..... it was a trip! Dreamland followed.....felt relaxed....no anxiety....no paranoia...no munchies. Yes....I felt like a virgin, again......thanks to Miss Gelato!

Obtained an ounce from Thrive Dispensary (N. Las Vegas.) 28 % THC.....$370 (tax included.) Nugs the size of bowling balls...dense...solid...frosty.....sticky. Was tempted to shove this nugs up inside my nostrils to smell the aromas of citrus fruits....pine forest....barrels of fermenting wine grapes....pungent herbs.....very nice! Noted flavors of more squeezed grapes....citrus skins...smooth...no harshness....very unique....hard to describe. Noted hints of palo santo wood burning....christmas tree forest...lemons....again hard to describe.....unique! As far as effects....relaxing....conscious sedation.....propofol/ketamine effects....obtunded.....sleepy. Will be selective when to smoke this strain....a very special treat! In conclusion.....OMG !!!!!

Base line smoke via “pin” joint....only smoked half of it. Noted aromas and flavors of cool menthol and basil during initial dry inhale of joint before combustion....truly nice and refreshing....love that flavor/aroma sensation of things to come. Once lit....the inhale was smooth, floral, sweet. The exhale was also smooth, sweet, pleasant....without any hints of harshness. Effects, initially, were calming, relaxing....a sneaky psychedelic burst of sensations follows without warning....my mind enjoyed the buzz flowing from the top of my conehead, all the way down to my checker board body....truly a top-notch high in biblical proportions! Time dilation slowed life down....that’s when I laid down my shell of a body and relished the powers of this bud. No anxiety....no paranoia....no munchies. I felt aroused....but the wife is on her period..... Demographically.....I obtained a “popcorn” ounce of Blue Alien from Thrive Dispensary (Cheyene) in Las Vegas....$181 (tax included.) 19 % THC. In conclusion....a top shelf strain....powerful...flavorful...mind bending....body altering..... my new favorite strain!

With every new strain I try...I will smoke a joint of it to get the baseline flavors, aromas, and effects.....after all, that was how I cut my teeth into this hobby. Noted wonderful flavors of floral hints....sweet and smooth....almost creamy.....no harshness to speak of! When describing the aromas of Yoda OG.....I kept thinking to myself.....this is what a marijuana flower should smell like....pines, flowers, forest, pungent herbs.....pleasant to the senses.....although, the “pungent” will stick to you for a while. Just to bring everything to speed....I obtained this strain from Reef Dispensary (Las Vegas Strip branch)....21% thc....sold only in 1 gram jars....bought 28 jars worth....I loved those tiny sealed jars.....I can bring them anywhere with me....total cost was $270 (tax included.) I smoked only half of the “pin” joint....for taste testing purposes. The effects were potent....I felt the head-lock sensation immediately.....followed by a sedative restraint to my limbs. I was waiting for the “Indica” effects of total body sedation....however, my mind started wondering around the universe of my room.....I kept waiting for the sleepy portion of the Yoda OG....but to no avail. No anxiety....no paranoia....no munchies. Oh yeah.....sex was great with the wife. Bottom line.....enjoy this strain for its potency, aromas, and flavors.....don’t expect to sleep anytime soon with Yoda OG. And yes, thankfully......absolutely no “Yoda-speak” in this review....which got really old, really fast.