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Recent Reviews15 total

JARS Cannabis - Grand Rapids Alpine

12/30/2021
Those Wednesday gummy deals are absolute fire, and the flower is really good quality. Tyler (who I understand is usually based in Mount Pleasant) is a great budtender, very friendly, and knowledgeable about all of the products in the store. I had a great time, and will be back.

Sour Diesel

10/20/2019
My go-to, and not just because it’s my caregiver’s fav to grow and I have very easy access to it. This is the best daytime strain, and the best strain for exercise/activity. Gives a full body high and a good head high, nukes pain, fatigue, and anxiety right away, but leaves me completely clearheaded, and doesn’t delay my reaction time. Most people don’t even realize I’m high when I’m smoking Sour Diesel, but I sure do! It’s my go to for workouts, hikes, social events, etc, etc. Dry mouth and munchies are minimal, probably most minimal of any strain I’ve tried.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyTalkativeUplifted

Pennywise

10/20/2019
Makes me forgetful. To the point of absolutely incinerating a pan of lentils I completely forgot I was cooking, so be careful using this one when you have to be present. But that is the ONLY downside to this strain. The high is great, the pain relief is great, the anxiety relief is great. And it tastes like Juicy Fruit gum. This is a hardcore favorite. It does give me some serious munchies, but I have stomach problems and need to get hungry, so that’s a feature not a bug for me.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Lemon Cake

11/23/2018
I got this for holiday daytime smoking and it quickly filled my night bowl instead. I was not expecting that level of body high and couch lock from a sativa. Not that I’m complaining, it works great for muscle pain, which is exactly why I picked it up. I don’t get the energy rush other commenters do, this puts me to sleep.
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EuphoricHungryRelaxedUplifted

Bruce Banner

11/14/2018
I can see why this is called Bruce Banner - this feels like being punched in the face by a big, green fist, but in the best possible way. It has a Headband-y pressure but over the whole face and into the ears. I wish I had this on hand when I had a head cold a few weeks back.
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Alien OG

9/17/2018
Perfection. I’ve been dealing with an extreme amount of stress and a bad muscle spasm in my shoulder this past week. To be fair, I’m no novice to MMJ, but I definitely tolerate large amounts of this just fine, even though the THC content scared me a little at first. This takes care of the pain and stress very well, and I haven’t had a problem with munchies (surprising, as most OG strains give me fierce munchies). Also unlike me most OG strains, I don’t find the flavor or smoke unpleasant or harsh.
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Corleone Kush

7/7/2018
Okay, I tried it again with a water pipe - the filtering makes it taste like a strong, tart lemon, kind of like a sour candy, it's actually pretty tasty. The high is pleasantly heavy, like being under a weighted blanket. It's very zoned-out-while-tuned-in, too. Smoked from the right pipe, it's great.
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Animal Cookies

7/7/2018
I waited until trying my second bowl to write my review, because I smoked the first one and fell asleep *hard.* For seven hours straight. I *never* sleep like that, I'm always up and down at least once, usually twice in any normal night. Second time around during the early evening I stayed awake... if you count vivid daydreaming as awake. This is a really mellow strain, but despite knocking you out it leaves you very clear-headed and creative.
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CreativeRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Jedi Kush

7/3/2018
So far I've only smoked this, but I've decided I'm going to take my Magical Butter machine on its inaugural run with the rest of the bud I have. I'm trying to find a strain for my grandma, who has severe arthritis and COPD, but she can't handle the taste of MMJ in food. The smoke on this is so mild that I'm pretty confident this is one she can handle the taste of in butter... as confident as a n00b can be, at least. Very decent high, though very subtle. It takes a while to kick in, but it's a nice, soft, heavy body high with a lot of thinking and daydreaming.
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CreativeEuphoricHappyRelaxedUplifted

Banana Kush

6/30/2018
I bought this one on the smell alone, my budtender described it as "creamy," which is accurate. The smoke itself was surprisingly very light and not nearly as flavorful as the initial smell suggests, but there's a definitely banana ester notes on the exhale. This is a very clear-headed high with minimal couchlock for a strain that gives a definite body high, I was fine with moving around and completing tasks. The high itself feels like clouds - as in, that was the visual metaphor my brain gave me as I drifted into this one. It's accurate. It wasn't quite as good on my pain as I expected... but I did try it for the first time on a pretty turbulent weather day, and those tend to heighten my fibro symptoms. I'll probably keep this one around for low-pain maintenance days.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedUplifted