Bio-Jesus reviews

Beautiful. Sweet, diesel, earthy smell. Earthy smell is nowhere in the taste. Immediate chemical/diesel taste on the inhale with a very sweet bubblegum flavor on the exhale. What tar flavored gum must taste like. My sample rocked a 26% thc and 1% cbd! Good painkiller but not narcotic. Good muscle relaxer but not sedative. Eases the pain and tension without much couch lock. Great after a long days work!

This is one of my top 5 favorite strains. I use it for medicinal reasons and I cannot say enough good things about this strain. The one thing I will warn you about though, is that this strain smells DANK. Look up it’s lineage. I don’t mind much, but I did want to make mention of it. I highly recommend this strain.

I'm loving this strain. I can get to running to fast in mind and body and I need something to slow me down a little. When o have a good day I shift into high gear and can't back down and burn myself up. Or if I become over stimulated by life I can find rest very evasive. I've shied away from anything that hinted at couch lock because I want to rest but I don't want to be a zombie. This bud here is beautiful in aroma and sight. Out of all the strains I've gotten from a dispensary this one is covered in ice looking crystals and so is sweetly sticky to touch. It causes a very nice relax and an almost melty feel to your body but I still felt I could do a few things around the house in the evening, like picking up or putting away laundry. I feel ready to lay down and rest but not at all out of it. I also noticed nice euphoric effects but no head fog. Summer storm followed by fire flys dancing was a sight to behold. I have not noticed any negatives as of yet, this is my first night. I am a Crohn's, anxiety, depression, arthritis, and tumor patient with lots of nerve damage and issues from surgeries and medications to give you an idea of my physical needs so you can better know if this bud is for you.

Wife woke up with pain (cancer). She took bio-jesus and went back to sleep for 5 hours. It worked wonderfully for her pain and helped her sleep well.

holly batman its amazing. ok first off i'm new to MJJ i just got my card and never smoked before. The budtender said this was great stuff. a tad strong though and it was his last vial of it. He recommended i pick it up for those "days". ok whatever. I hit it today..wow. ok maybe i did a far stronger pull then i should have. but damn for about 20 minutes all i could do was sit down. then the next 3 hours were relaxed and great. will hit it again tomm..a LOT FUCKING LIGHTER this time. I did flower in a pipe. I have a vape coming on the way.

Praise the Lord🙌🙏 is what I say about Bio Jesus! When my pain is terrible, I know I can always look to Bio Jesus to do the trick. So many years of opiate use, I almost felt marijuana wouldn’t help me until I tried this. The relaxed feeling I have is quite pleasant. It’s a great way for me to wind down after work and put my muscles at ease. Lupus keeps my body in constant discomfort but the way I feel after a few pulls of this is quite heavenly 🙌

Cresco live resin cart. Amazing. Delicious floral gassy (my first time getting this taste from weed) taste. Relaxing, strong high. Toker for 15+ years and my favorite strain to date. Sleepy, though, do better close to bed.

my plans for the evening were quickly cleared from my schedule after a couple hits. true to hype. this one hits harder than most.