L'Orange

Awesome First time smoking this in a 1gr Pre roll from Dogwalkers/Big Dog. This batch tested at 31.45 % , tho I normally don't focus too much on #s , rather than actual experience once smoking it. I mentioned the potency because I read it was normally tween the late teens to mid 20s , so seeing this at over 30 was interesting in a curious yet doubtful way 🤨 😂😂. Well lemme tell ya, This shit was 💯😎😁😁. I only took a few pulls and I was stoned, which is truly impressive. A Clear, fun , yet Stoney head high that has me sitting here writing this review , probably with a dumb grin on my stoned face🫠 🤣🤣. I've been smoking for around 35 years, Reallyyy 🤔🤔🤔, wait yeah , sounds about right. Anyways, Lemme tell you, If you love Sativas with a light 🍊 citrus flavor profile , this is for you. Hang out, Without couch lock, however I can't guarantee the same about The Munchies 😉. If I could describe this Strain I would simply say, Good Times, Good Vibes 🥂🙃

So this controversial strain actually got me to write a first review, lol. Mainly because I only found this strain because one of you kind folk did the same… so guess I’m paying it forward. *Taps mic* ADHD folk? Try, please, try. I’m a middle aged ADHD with a sidecar of anxiety which makes my beloved sativas of youth a crapshoot these days for me. I’m a huge lover of Tangie and most citrusy-strains but cannot handle too much internal rattle so tend to take my sativas as hybrids with a decent lineage of something a bit more…calming if not sedative. But I’m also ADHD so my brain loves the faster, intensely cerebral strains with lots of euphoria even if my body is less than thrilled with this combo. If this sounds like you? This is the strain. It’s got that clear, happy high that Tangie and Blue Dream have, but none of the internal rattle that some of the higher THC sativas usually come with. I like citrus so I find the flavor pleasant, but if you HATE citrus, this isn’t for you. It’s definitely citrusy, on both the inhale and exhale for me…although there is a grassy, gassy undertone. But for me, it’s a clean, fast, happy high that is productive without being ruminating, and a longer session brings a nice downshift that is calming without being medicating. Big fan of this strain. Try it—you might be pleasantly amazed, as I was. Notes: Bought in MD in June 2025, Rythm flower, 29% THC, 2.7 terps.

Been one of my favorite new Strains from rhythm in Maryland. There is a MAJOR lack of proper “sativa” strains in the medical markets I have access to which is Maryland and DC The overwhelming majority of cannabis available is all Indica dominant hybrids unfortunately because people are ignorant and just want whatever strain their favorite rapper is rapping about. Of course the cultivators aren’t gonna complain because they’re making much more money this way and life is much easier for them this way. Even this Lorange I still don’t consider this a true sativa but it’s definitely a sativa leaning hybrid. Unfortunately Pennsylvania doesn’t accept medical cards from out of state or I would be going up there to shop because for some reason the legal market in Pennsylvania actually has a major selection of genuine and proper sativa strains they have all kinds of haze varieties which are my favorite. This is why I love traveling to Amsterdam or Spain because they know what’s up they’ve been at this much longer than us and they realize that exotic sativas are true connoisseur grade strains. So back to this Lorange it smells almost identical to all the “California Orange” crosses like Tangie or blood orange. Just by smelling It I would assume it’s terpinolene dominant like Tangie however it has almost no terpinolene. The dominant terpene is Limonene at just over 1% Myrcene is next at 0.42% then both Caryophyllene and Linalool are tied at 0.38% The rest of the terps aren’t worth mentioning their in negligible amounts. It’s regularly testing right around 30% THC on average But I always say who cares about THC as long as there’s at least 18% THC I’m happy as long as it’s loaded with terps. I keep trying to tell people it’s all about The terpenes. This foolish desire to just buy whatever is testing highest in THC is ignorant, foolish and ruining the cannabis industry. If People focused on terps the same way they do about THC we’d have such better quality medicine. I mean think about it when you get some really amazing bud The moment you realize how good it is comes when you first open the jar or bag and if it’s “loud” as they say and has a super strong pungent odor that smacks you in the face then you know you have some good herb. You can’t smell THC though It’s the terpenes your smelling. So when your unfortunate Enough To live in one of the states that doesn’t test for terps you have to go with your nose this Lorange is regularly testing between 2-3% terps which is very nice. Ideally you want over 4% terps that’s the equivalent of having 35% THC. The reason Durban poison or haze or Jack Herer feel like “sativas” meaning being energizing, focusing, stimulating and have that psychedelic introspective trippy head high is because of the terpenes. The reason Afghani or purple kush feel like an “indica” and are sedating, relaxing, and produce intense tingly body highs is again because of the terpenes. So if you have some flower that’s 30% THC but only has 1% or even less total terpenes then you will not experience the unique high that strain is known for. If you want to truly feel what a certain strain actually feels like you need terps. Without terps it will all feel the same it will all just give you the generic THC high and that’s it. Because this is a Limonene driven sativa with a decent amount of Linalool this is a perfect daytime strain that will make you productive but not be as prone to cause anxiety unlike most terpinolene or pinene driven sativas. This strain smells and tastes heavenly. Like I said this is one of my favorite strains they are currently offering because such strains are so rare unfortunately. I would honestly be willing to pay 120$ even for just an 8th of well grown and cured pure haze or Neville’s haze or a pure African landrace like Malawi or Congolese or even a pure Thai sativa. Durban poison doesn’t count because almost all of the Durban poison I have ever encountered from a dispensary is not he true original African landrace they are all watered down versions with some indica genetics bred in. I have had Durban poison from eight different cultivators legally in the United States Over the years from dispensaries in the west coast and here in the east coast and all but one were disappointing and even that one still wasn’t the real deal but still better than the rest. The only time I had proper Durban poison was from a coffee shop in Spain and holy crap that truly did feel like the espresso of cannabis I was cleaning and talking nonstop and I couldn’t stop cleaning my heart was racing and It had some similarities with actual psychedelics like LSD. Pinapple Budder Jack is a phenomenal sativa leaning strain rhythm also has I pray they continue it.