It’s the farms of Humboldt and the surf of Malibu. It’s the Z-boys of Dog Town and the mountain bikes of Marin. It’s Jerry Garcia on Haight Ashbury, it’s Jim Morrison on Venice Beach. It’s Dr Dre straight outta Compton. It's The Dude. It’s the first medical marijuana state. It’s behind San Rafael High school at 420 in the afternoon. It’s Jack Herer, it’s Tommy Chong, it’s Carl Sagan, it’s Snoop and Cypress Hill. It’s weed, it’s wax, it’s crumble, it’s hash. It’s in blunts, it’s in joints it’s in brownies. it’s in vapes. it’s in marijuana.  It’s in California.   It’s Califari.

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An eighth rolled into seven .5g pre-rolls. Meet Headband, the love-child of cannabis’ power couple, OG Kush and Sour Diesel. The smooth, creamy smoke is accented by flavors of lemons and diesel while the long-lasting effects are great for pain relief, helping you to relax, and to combat elevated stress levels. Many report that the effects create a slight pressure around the crown of their head and feels as though they are wearing a headband. The effects have been known to come on slow, so pace yourself with this potent hybrid.

Headband Pre-Rolls 3.5g 7-pack

Headband

OG Kush

Green Lantern

Extreme OG an indica dominate hybrid originally bred by Exotic Genetix and known for extreme potency that won't melt you into a puddle of unbreakable couch lock. That’s right a functional user’s indica is finally here! You can smoke this and potentially still ride your bike!  By crossing Fire OG & Green Ribbon strains, breeders kept the energetic properties of the grandparent strain, Green Crack, while giving the bud a mellowness from the indica genes

Neptune Valley's state of the art Eco-Indoor facility utilizes every element of an indoor grow while incorporating numerous environmentally-friendly techniques, including mechanisms to allow natural sunlight onto the canopy which lowers carbon footprint while significantly boosting terpene production.  Neptune Valley only drops the cleanest, freshest trichrome-covered tasty nugs that the modern cannabis lover expects in every jar.



Extreme OG

Green Lantern is a truly unique boutique strain handcrafted in the hills of Northern Mendocino and Southern Humboldt Counties.  Green Lantern's resin content and floral overtones bring out the best qualities and flavor profile that helped it win The Emerald Cup's Best Sun Grown Flower Trophy.  
Lantern Farms is located at 2420 feet in elevation in the hills of Mendocino.  Watered with fresh spring water and fed only with the best organic nutrients, this farm produces some of the best aromatic flavorful flowers in the Emerald Triangle. 

Green Lantern Flower 3.5 Grams Flower

Califari Rolls are back on the shelf in Northern California.  If you are looking for a great deal check out these moderately priced pre-rolls packed with top shelf Peanut Butter Breath Indica flower! 

Califari Rolls are made by a small team of cannabis chefs who make sure each joint is made with love and packed with care.  All Califari Rolls are stored in a 64 degree humidor and made with real bud - no shake or trim are ever considered!  We smoke our own joints and demand that they be good!  By Cannabis Lovers, For Cannabis Lovers!  

Califari Rolls - 7 Indica Half Gram Mini Joints - Peanut Butter Breath

Califari is thrilled to be back on the market with our super fresh pre-rolls! Our first box is a new twist on a huge classic the Blue Dream Mini Joint! This Blue Dream is listed as a Hyrdrid because it packs a stoney punch! Normally we would suggest Blue Dream as the ideal day weed that won't clobber you too hard and allow for some productivity in your day... This cut of Blue Dream, grown by Elkhorn Farms in northern Mendocino should be called Blue Dreamy Thunder. 

Strong couch lock effects with gazing into space only interrupted by drool on the face. Bam! But this Blue Dream creeps up on ya and than sends you into a world of stoney distractions and whimsical moments. Its great for a show or a hike but don't attempt any homework!

Califari Rolls are made by a small team of cannabis chefs who make sure each joint is made with love and packed with care. All Califari Rolls are stored in a 64 degree humidor and made with real bud - no shake or trim are ever considered! We smoke our own joints and demand that they be good! By Cannabis Lovers, For Cannabis Lovers!

Califari Rolls - 7 Hybrid Half Gram Mini Joints

Girl Scout Cookies an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross, with a reputation that has grown larger than life. This sweet and earthy fresh baked aroma launches you to euphoria’s top floor, where full-body relaxation meets a time-bending cerebral space. An eighth of the finest is expertly rolled into four joints that are sealed in mylar for freshness and offered in collector's edition boxes! 
Artist, Binx, is a real Girl Scout veteran , who served many years in her local Chicago troupe, where she learned numerous skills and moved many boxes of cookies.  Binx celebrates the community building aspects of cannabis, as it attracts diversity, just like all the various flavors of actual Girl Scout Cookies, coming together and attracting love everywhere they go.   Visit Califari.com to learn more.

Hybrid - Cerebral, Creative, Euphoria, Relaxing

GSC Pre-Rolls with an Eighth of Flower and Collector's Edition Boxes

 Girl Scout Cookies an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross comes in a collector's edition box with an eighth of the finest rolled into four joints.

Lemon Diesel smells like lemon, tastes like diesel and will power your day with a mighty sativa kick start that will reduce pain and enhance motivation.  This particular cannabis was grown in a secret lab and selected by Califari’s Chief Curator for it’s top notch traits.  Famous rock poster artist Matt Leunig brings this strain to life with his far out style. Visit Califari.com to learn more.

—Sativa hybrid with effects: uplifting, focused, creative, Pain relief

Lemon Diesel

Lemon Diesel smells like lemon, tastes like diesel and will power your day with a mighty sativa kick start that will reduce pain and enhance motivation. 

Lemon Banana is a rare and perfectly balanced hybrid that is equal parts indica and sativa and is believed to be a descendant of Banana Kush.  Califari’s Chief Curator has selected this batch of cannabis based on its amazing traits that will elevate you through the magic hour just like the floating fruity blimp from artist Timothy Teruo Watters, (TTW) who brings an inspired, woodblock style of art, to nature, traveling, Eastern philosophy, pop-culture and iconic personalities. He has crafted brilliant works from all spectrums of life, taking inspiration in every moment and elevating our mood into the golden hour, where we can rise above the clouds and float away.  Visit Califari.com to learn more.

Califari Pre-rolls come in boxes with one eighth of curated cannabis expertly rolled into four joints ready for your enjoyment! 


—Hybrid - Body High, Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting

Lemon Banana Pre-Rolls with an Eighth of Flower and Collector's Edition Boxes

Lemon Banana is a rare and perfectly balanced hybrid that is equal parts indica and is rolled into four delicious joints from Califari's Chief Curator!

Lemon Bananas

Sunset Sherbet genetics lineage make it a natural Hollywood Star with such famed parent strains as Girl Scout Cookies, OG Kush, Cherry Pie and Durban Poison. A skunky sweet complex aroma with full body effects &  a cerebral energy bolt are often associated with this plant.  Califari's Chief Curator sourced the finest Sunset Sherbet grown indoors in Northern California.   Visit Califari.com to learn more.
 
Hybrid - Creative, Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing

Sunset Sherbet

Sunset Sherbet genetics lineage make it a natural Hollywood Star with such famed parent strains as Girl Scout Cookies, OG Kush, Cherry Pie & Durban Poison 

Alpha Blue, aka Dream Diesel, is a high-flying sativa that combines Blue Dream and NYC Diesel and is a top placing cup winner known for it’s buds that are glazed with sugary trichomes and hues of deep red and violet. This batch was specially selected by Califari’s Chief Curator for its exemplary traits.   Artist, Simon Haiduk, from Vancouver, Canada, depicts a lucid day dream that inspires harmony with Mother Nature.  Visit Califari.com to learn more.

Alpha Blue

Alpha Blue, aka Dream Diesel, is a high-flying sativa that combines Blue Dream and NYC Diesel and is a top placing cup winner!

Lemon Banana is a rare and perfectly balanced hybrid that is equal parts indica and sativa and is believed to be a descendant of Banana Kush.  Califari’s Chief Curator has selected this batch of cannabis based on its amazing traits that will elevate you through the magic hour just like the floating fruity blimp from artist Timothy Teruo Watters, (TTW) who brings an inspired, woodblock style of art, to nature, traveling, Eastern philosophy, pop-culture and iconic personalities. He has crafted brilliant works from all spectrums of life, taking inspiration in every moment and elevating our mood into the golden hour, where we can rise above the clouds and float away.  Visit Califari.com to learn more.

Lemon Banana

Lemon Banana is a perfectly balanced hybrid that is equal parts indica and sativa and Califari's Chief Curator has sourced the very finest of this flavor! 

GMO Gateau is an elite cultivar with fancy lineage from great flower families including GSC, Chem Dawg, Wedding Cake and of course GMO. Often called Garlic Cookies, this is one gassy hybrid with some garlic notes that would keep Dracula in bed on Halloween night with its powerful indica sedative effect and pungent terpenes.

GMO Gateau

Girl Scout Cookies an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross, with a reputation that has grown larger than life. This sweet and earthy fresh baked aroma launches you to euphoria’s top floor, where full-body relaxation meets a time-bending cerebral space. 
Artist, Binx, is a real Girl Scout veteran , who served many years in her local Chicago troupe, where she learned numerous skills and moved many boxes of cookies.  Binx celebrates the community building aspects of cannabis, as it attracts diversity, just like all the various flavors of actual Girl Scout Cookies, coming together and attracting love everywhere they go.   Visit Califari.com to learn more.

Hybrid - Cerebral, Creative, Euphoria, Relaxing

GSC (f.k.a. Girl Scout Cookies) 

GSC is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross and a reputation that has grown larger than life. Califari's Chief Curator has sourced the finest scouts!

Bubba’s bulky bud structure suggest Afghani descent, but it’s genetic origins aren’t certain.  When in flower, the buds look like small pine cones with the Christmas tree structure with a light trichrome frosting which is what Califari’s Chief Curator was on the hunt for.  Bubba Kush Art was brought to us by Hide Your Toys, a studio in Kilkenny, Ireland, known for creating bold, striking & often conceptual graphics.

Bubba Kush

 Bubba’s bulky bud structure suggest Afghani descent, but it’s genetic origins aren’t certain but the buds look like small frosty pine cones from heaven.

Alpha Blue, aka Dream Diesel, is a high-flying sativa that combines Blue Dream and NYC Diesel and is a top placing cup winner known for it’s buds that are glazed with sugary trichomes and hues of deep red and violet. This batch was specially selected by Califari’s Chief Curator for its exemplary traits.  An eighth of top shelf flower has been rolled into four delicious joints. 
Artist, Simon Haiduk, from Vancouver, Canada, depicts a lucid day dream that inspires harmony between the Earth and its shared inhabitants, whilst suggesting the often thinning veil between physical and metaphysical realities.  Visit Califari.com to learn more.

Sativa - Creative, Energizing, Euphoria, Happy, Uplifting

Alpha Blue Pre-Rolls with an Eighth of the finest curated cannabis

 Alpha Blue, aka Dream Diesel, is a high-flying sativa that combines Blue Dream and NYC Diesel and a cup winner - expertly rolled into four fabulous joints

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