Keeping our word is crucial. What can we say—flakiness just isn’t in our DNA. That’s why when we promise you a consistently clean, high quality product, we mean it. And that unwavering guarantee comes from a genuine respect for the process and hyper-focused attention to the details. 

At Dutch Valley Farms, we’re not just concerned with high THC levels. We’re focused on the complete synergy of all the compounds, terpenes and cannabinoids that make up the plant. That means you can count on an unparalleled cannabis experience. And you can take that to the bank, er… dispensary.

Dutch Valley Farms

Cannabis

Concentrates

Garlic Mints
Indica

Flavor: Garlic Mints. We know. Not exactly the most appetizing name. But hear us out: there’s garlic on the nose, sure, but that leads to herbal, earthy goodness on the palate with a hint of wood. Word to the wise: keep this one discrete. Just like cooking with garlic, you can smell the pungent smoke on this coming from a mile away.  
 
Experience: Not that we’d ever condone playing hooky from work, but if, say, you happened to get “sick” (cough, cough) and had a whole day to yourself, this is the bud you want in your pocket. Cerebral mind buzzing eventually gives way to a total body experience that imparts a sense of calming euphoria… while completely laying you out on the couch.

Garlic Mints

Divine Gelato

Banana Punch
Indica Hybrid

Flavor: This strain is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Sorry Gwen, couldn’t help ourselves. But there’s no mistaking the subtle banana flavor here. This sweet, mild smoke brings the tropics to your palate, with its banana notes and citrus background. But if you’re looking to be, uh, discrete, keep this one on the low—this strain is particularly pungent. 
 
Experience: The “couch-lock” is real with this one—but it’ll take a few minutes to get you there. After an intense onset, you’ll slowly ease into relaxation, creative thinking and with a high enough dose, a deep and restful sleep that counteracts the most stubborn of insomnia. Sleep tight, buttercup.

Banana Punch

J1 Platinum Tier

Critical Mass
CBD THC 2:1

Flavor: Critical Mass? Yeah, more like Big Cojones. The buds on this strain are so large they’ve been known to snap their branches in half. Expect some Kush and Cola flavors to come through on this highly-revered medicinal-like strain.

Experience: A powerhouse combo of Dinafem Seed’s Critical Mass and a secret strain from CBD Crew, the 1:1 ratio of this bud practically makes it medicinal. It’s used to help a wide-range of health concerns—it’s a regular ol’ Doogie Howser, MD.

Critical Mass (2:1)

Flavor: Make way for the champ. This strain is a clear-cut crowd pleaser, with an unmistakable diesel flavor and sour undertones that captured the High Times Cannabis Cup in '09 and '10, as well as the Europe Champions Cup and Spannabis Indoor Hydro Cup in '10.

Experience: Take a look at your iCal. Then, clear a few hours. Because when it comes to this long-lasting, sedating and trance-like high, you’re going to need ‘em.

OG Kush # 18 

OG Kush

Sour Diesel

Green Papaya (Green C)
Sativa Hybrid

Flavor: Ripe, juicy, unapologetically-dripping-down-your-chin mango—with all of the sweet and tangy pops of flavor this tropical fruit is known for. Oh, and the whole dripping down your chin thing? Don’t sweat it. It’s just a metaphor.
Experience: Invigorating. The ideal strain to perk you up during a mid-afternoon slump and help keep the mind focused and sharp as a tack. Energy drinks are so early aughts.

Green Papaya (Green C)

Mimosa
Sativa Hybrid

Flavor: Mimosa packs in all of the tropical, citrus-y goodness you've come to love in the brunch staple, minus the #basic status of being caught drinking one. 

Experience: This strain lives up to its namesake. It's exactly what you want to kick off your morning-an energetic, clear-headed high that wipes the sleep from your eyes. Motivation and laser- sharp focus are hallmarks of Mimosa. So that pile off laundry you haven't touched in a month? (You know the one.) Let Mimosa go after it.

Mimosa

Motorbreath Shake

Flavor: You like lemon meringue pie, right? Of course you do. That’s Diesel Kush. Bright, zesty lemon. Creamy, fluffy meringue. You might even detect some diesel in there. It’s like spending a day baking pies in grandma’s kitchen. Only, grandma has a side gig fixing Ram trucks. Grandma always was a badass.

Experience: Long-lasting effects that help relieve pain, promote relaxation and keep stress levels in check.

Diesel Kush

The Kush you need to become acquainted with. 

Flavor: Step aside, Jon Snow. The title of true King of the North belongs to Romulan. For winter is coming. In all of its crisp, cool, pine-filled and fruitcake-stuffed glory. Incidentally, that’s pretty much what this tastes like.

Experience: Deep relaxation and sedation. Tense muscles and overwrought nerves melt away under Romulan.

Romulan

Step aside, Jon Snow. The title of true King of the North belongs to Romulan. 

OG Kush #18 Pre-Roll 1g

OG #18

Black Cherry Cheesecake 2g 4-pack

Ghost Mints

GMO Cookies

GMO Cookiees

Flavor: We hold these truths to be self-evident: 1. New York cheesecake is the GOAT. 2. This indica-dominant hybrid is the next best thing. Think: sweet dark cherries nestled in a blanket of silken cream cheese. Seconds, anyone?

Experience: Mental clarity? Check. Physical tranquility? Check. Motivation to get up and at ‘em? Maybe look elsewhere.

Black Cherry Cheesecake

Sweet dark cherries nestled in a blanket of silken cream cheese. Seconds, anyone?

Garlic Mints Pre-Roll 1g

Duct Tape

Nookies

 Zkittlez

Flavor: The heavy, sweet and distinctly floral notes here are the stuff top shelf strains are made of. A blend of two famous sativas—Skunk #1 and Jack Herer—practically makes this reefer royalty. Oh, you fancy, huh? Yes. Yes, we are.

Experience: Step aside, Red Bull. This strain is known for its strong, energy-boosting properties and calm, clear-headed disposition.

A blend of two famous sativas—Skunk #1 and Jack Herer—practically makes this reefer royalty.

OD Blueberry

Indica 

Flavor: A 2000 High Times Cannabis Cup winner, this strain is a cross between Blueberry and OG Kush. The fruity nose here doesn’t lie—it’s all smooth blueberry sailing on the palate. Blueberries aren’t your thing?  You, friend, sit on a throne of lies.

Experience: If you’re aiming for natural pain relief, Blueberry Kush doesn’t play around. One of the strongest medicinal strains, Blueberry Kush is a mood-lifter with powerful sedating effects. Bed time, baby.

Dutch Valley Farms

Cannabis flower, pre-rolls, & pot seeds