Meet Rude Girl, Rude Boy’s gifted and soulful cousin. Cookies with a hefty dose of attitude and double-time skankin’ taste! Rude Girl knows cookies, cannabis, and how to Rocksteady.

Bake a plate for your friends, or have one for yourself and save the rest for later. Rude Girl Cookies. Pick it up for a delectable and sociable experience!

Available: Chocolate Chip and Sugar Cookie
Coming Soon: Peanut Butter

Frequently Asked Questions

How to bake/what are the baking instructions?

Preheat oven to a Rude and Rocksteady 350 degrees.
Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Place cookies on the prepared tray, leaving 1-2 inches between the cookies.
Our “Rude Girl” plays her favorite 2-Tone Ska music playlist while the cookies bake:
For 10-12 minutes (if thawed)
For 11-14 minutes (if frozen – can go directly in the oven. There is no need to thaw)

What is the shelf life of Rude Girl Cookie Dough?

Shelf life of 6 months provided the product is kept constantly frozen. The product must be transferred to a freezer as soon as possible once purchased from one of our partner retail dispensaries.

What are dosing/ingestion instructions?

Start Low and Go Slow. BE CAUTIOUS! Cannabinoid edibles can take up to two hours or more to take effect. For use only by adults 21 and older. Keep out of reach of children.

After baking, how long will the cookies remain fresh?

If cookies are sealed (eg. air-tight container like Tupperware), they will remain fresh for three (3) days.

Are these gluten-free?

Rude Girl Goodies THC Infused Cookie Dough is not gluten-free.

What are the full ingredients for each cookie (Chocolate Chip and Sugar)?

Ingredients – Chocolate Chip
Brown Butter, Regular Butter, Brown Sugar, Granulated Sugar, Egg, Vanilla Extract, Vanilla Bean Paste, Instant Coffee, AP Flour, Baking Soda, Salt, Chocolate Chips, Chocolate Chunks, Ethanol-Extracted THC Distillate.

Contains: Milk, Eggs

Ingredients – Sugar Cookies
Regular Butter, Cream Cheese, Granulated Sugar, Eggs, Cookie Nip, Vanilla Bean Paste, AP Flour, Baking Powder, Baking Soda, Salt, Rainbow Sprinkles, Ethanol-Extracted THC Distillate.

Contains: Milk, Eggs

Will I get high if I eat raw cookie dough?

You will not get high if you eat raw cookie dough. The THC Distillate that is included in the cookie ingredients will need to decarboxylate first. That is the process that activates the psychoactive compounds in the cannabis plant so that you feel high when you consume it.

Will I get sick if I eat raw cookie dough?

You might. Rude Girl Goodies THC Infused Cookie Dough contains raw flour and eggs.

How can I learn more about Rude Girl Goodies?

Rude Girl, Rude Girl Cookies and Rude Girl Goodies are provided exclusively by Dynamic Jack and PhytoRemedies. Visit us at dynamicjack.co to learn more about Rude Girl Goodies.