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The Strain - This Indica-leaning hybrid is a Grandiflora combination of Guava and Gelato. Grandi Guava creates an uplifted feeling, and is ideal for easing social anxiety and relaxing at the end of the day before going to sleep.

The aroma can be described as a classic combination of fruit and cheese. In this case, the fruity, tropical guava flavor pairs harmoniously with the sweet, creamy flavor reminiscent of blue cheese.

Grandi Guava buds are dark purple with flecks of green and are covered in glittering trichomes.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: Guava x Gelato

Breeder: Grandiflora

Primary Terpene Profile: b-caryophyllene, limonene, beta-myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: fruity, blue cheese

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Grandi Guava 3.5g Flower

Guava

The Strain - Lucky 7 is a true hybrid strain with an earthy aroma. Its lineage is Cherry Pie and Girl Scout Cookies. Large amounts of caryophyllene and humulene give the strain a pleasant body buzz and pain-relief effect. This strain is good for bedtime, promising relaxation, and euphoria for happy, sleepy-time thoughts.

An equally balanced hybrid, patients report it is ideal for treating both mental and physical ailments. Lucky 7 is known to be a potent and effective choice for patients suffering from anxiety, depression, chronic pain, and everyday stress. The high is balanced between mind and body, with strong euphoria and creative clear-headedness. 

Lucky 7 delivers a sweet, fresh flavor and a tropical aroma, each with a hint of pine. The multi-colored bud is covered in rich, resinous trichomes.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lucky Charms] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, alpha-
Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Body High, Cerebral, Euphoria, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruity, Pine, Sweet, Tropical

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Lucky 7 3.5G Flower

Blueberry Muffin emerges as an indica-dominant hybrid strain resulting from the crossbreeding of Purple Panty Dropper and Razzleberry. Crafted by Humboldt Seed Co., the strain earns acclaim for its consistent bud structure and flowers tinged with purple hues, offering a blend of relaxing, invigorating, and stimulating effects. Its aroma resembles a batch of freshly baked muffins, with a sweet essence that transitions into a smooth, creamy undertone.
The buds boast a dense, robust forest green appearance with subtle bluish undertones, accompanied by deep orange hairs and scattered amber crystal trichomes. Blueberry Muffin emanates a rich, frosty fragrance of ripe berries and earthiness, complemented by hints of nutty vanilla that intensify upon combustion. Its high mirrors the tantalizing taste, delivering a full-bodied experience suitable for enthusiasts of indica or hybrid varieties. Initially, a cerebral uplift ensues, enveloping the mind in a foggy euphoria that gradually gives way to a gentle sense of concentration.
With enduring effects and a moderate THC content, Blueberry Muffin emerges as a promising option for addressing chronic pain, anxiety, stress, nausea, headaches, and migraines. Its therapeutic potential may extend even further, hinting at its versatile nature in alleviating various discomforts and promoting relaxation.
Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: Purple Panty Dropper x Razzleberry
Breeder: Humboldt Seed Co.
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Body-High, Happy
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Butter, Vanilla, Nutty

Blueberry Muffin 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain - Trop Fetti delivers a vibrant buzz with a mellowing edge, making it a perfect strain for any occasion. Bringing on a warm tingly sensation, the high flows from head to toe. A truly enjoyable alternate to increase appetite and reduce inflammation. Freeing you from the hassles of life’s little stresses, this strain is an amazing choice for those seeking all day relief.

These nugs carry a dark green hue with mixtures of orange and purple, a blend
reminiscent of a sweet piece of candy. An upright structure supports the dense buds to
remain firm and whole, hinting at the complexity of effects soon to onset.

With a sweet and savory flavor, Trop Fetti releases hints of pineapple and citrus fruit. Under the mask of that pleasant sugary scent lays a more earthy, tangy flavor that draws you further in to its complex terpene profile.

Remaining aware and on task, and sparking periods of creativity, Trop Fetti is an extremely effective aid for your daily mood and energy. An appetite-inducing strain reported to provide stress relief and a strong uplift to remind you of life's numerous joys. Both novice and seasoned consumers you may find themselves saying “whoa” on several occasions while consuming this “cherry picked” new favorite.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Tropicanna Cookies F1] x [Animal Cookies x Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Oni Seed Co (Pheno-hunted by Frosted Genetics)

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, alpha-Humulene, beta-Caryophyllene, d-
Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Active, Creative, Hungry, Tingly, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Pineapple, Citrus, Earthy, Flowery, Mango, Sweet

Trop Fetti 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain - Rolozz is a cross of GMO and Strudel Breath from BeanMill Genetics. Users reported feeling relaxed, sleepy, and in good spirits, often with a case of the munchies. This strain is recommended to help ease the symptoms of chronic pain and anxiety.

Trichome frosted buds appear light green with flecks of deep green and orange hairs.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: GMO x Strudel Breath

Breeder: BeanMill Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed, uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: nutty, earthy

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our ILLICIT growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Rollozz Ready2Roll 5g Flower

The Strain - Super Petrol delivers a gassy dose of dankness that stimulates the appetite and aids in sleep. An Indica hybrid, Super Petrol is a cross between GMO and the iconic Rocket fuel. This is a great choice after work, or before heading to bed. Expect sedation, add in munchies, and lock into ultimate comfort. The couch-locked feeling associated with this strain is highly sought out, and well worth the endeavor.

These buds may be smaller but maintain a high density, packing a pleasant punch. The rounded structure is indicative of the heavy Indica genes this strain holds. Crystals lay upon the edge of the bud, inviting you to the potent, head spinning high it has to offer.

Super Petrol has an earthy diesel aroma with a skunky undertone. The overwhelming
fuel-like odor knocks you back before inviting you back into its warming embrace. Its
lineage carries over hints of garlic and onion, and just like GMO, brings on a strong appetite. 

A true stress reliever, the strain helps calm the mind before bed, making Super Petrol a top choice for those struggling with insomnia. The heavy sedative has been reported to relieve pain, releasing a wave of euphoric relaxation. Known to activate strong cravings, this strain also has potential to help those seeking to improve their appetite.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [GMO] x [GMO x Rocket Fuel] (Reported)

Breeder: Moscaseeds

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene,
Geraniol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Hungry, Sleepy, Tingly

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Skunk, Spicy/Herbal, Cheese

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Super Petrol Ready2Roll 5G Flower

The Strain - Named for its super hazy, heady high and gorgeous appearance, Violet Fog is the perfect choice for any connoisseur of classic indicas. Violet Fog has a sweet and fruity grape flavor with a spicy and skunky exhale. The aroma takes a pungent turn, with a heavy rotting grapes overtone accented by a punch of skunkiness. The buds of Violet Fog have gorgeous, fluffy, grape-shaped, dark olive green nugs with bright purple undertones, thin orange hairs and a coating of bright purple-white crystal trichomes.

The high produced from Violet Fog is one that's perfect for a lazy evening or afternoon, with hazy and unfocused effects that are perfect for helping you settle down after a long and stressful day. You'll feel the effects begin to settle, rolling in like the evening fog before dropping you into complete physical and mental sedation. You'll find your mind lifted with a sense of unfocused happiness that quickly turns heady and giggly. At the same time, your body will drop off into a super relaxing and calming state of physical sedation.

This combination will turn sleepy, so be ready to take a nap! These soothing effects make Violet Fog a great choice for treating chronic pain, insomnia or nightmares, depression or mood swings and chronic stress or PTSD.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: Grape Gasoline x Khalifa Mints

Breeder: Unknown

Top Reported Strain Effects: Hazy, Uplited, Relaxed, Giggly, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Grape, Skunky, Spicy, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Violet Fog Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

Violet Fog

The Strain - A hyped Cookies family strain, Grape Runtz is a cross of Zkittlez, Gelato, & Grape Ape that is rare and sought-after. Celebrated for its incredibly fruity profile that smells just like a bag of the sugary candy, the strain has resin-drenched buds that range in color from rich purple to lime green. Runtz is also noted for its creamy smoke that is smooth and welcoming alongside a euphoric and elevating high that lasts for hours. This amazing cross is the perfect choice for any classic hybrid lover, with a high level of potency and totally powerful full-bodied effects.

The high starts with a happy lift, filling your mind with a high-flying cerebral euphoria leaves you happy and unfocused. This state will quickly turn heady, leaving you soaring. At the same time, your body will begin to settle into a deeply relaxing state that has you
feeling slightly couch locked.

Grape Runtz is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as depression,
headaches or migraines, chronic stress, muscle spasms or cramps and chronic pain. This
bud has a sweet and fruity sugary berry candy flavor with a sour grape exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a sour citrusy candy overtone accented by sweet and spicy grapes. Grape Runtz buds have fluffy and fat grape-shaped bright neon green nugs with lots of thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny bright white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Greasy Grapes] x [Runtz]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, Linalool, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Body High, Cerebral, Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Candy, Fruity, Grape, Spicy

The Process - Our 1-gram pre-rolls are only made from hand-trimmed flower and NEVER from shake or trim. We delicately grind up smaller buds not used as pre-packaged flower in a temperature and humidity-controlled room to maintain the cannabinoid and terpene profile of our ILLICIT flower as we prepare material for pre-rolls.

Grape Runtz 1G Pre-Roll

Grape Runtz

The Strain - A calm sedative with a euphoric buzz. Strawberry Float is perfect for either a lazy winter day, or a sip of sweetness in the middle of the hot summer. The balance of sweet and savory flavor is sure to induce ferocious appetites.

The freakish amount of frost defines Strawberry Float, almost looking like a small layer of snow has fallen. On the bottom side of the bud, the crystals shines, highlighting its incredible structure.

Earthy, strawberry, and fruity. The flavor could be compared to a smoothie, or "float", especially when vaporized.

This strain is reported to help with anxiety, and keeping calm during social situations, without the heavy sedative effects of other strains. It shown benefits for mood and creativity as well.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani x Michigan Soda (Reported)] x [Cookies & Cream IX3]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: creative, euphoric, tingly, uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: strawberry, citrus, earthy

Keywords: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Strawberry Float Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain - As an Animal Cookies/Stardawg cross, Animal Star Cookies is a gentle yet
powerful cannabis strain. This even hybrid both calms the body and uplifts the spirits. Low to moderate doses of Animal Star Cookies helps people relax and find themselves in a healthy state of emotional well-being.

Patients report the strain is a good choice for relieving stress, anxiety, and depression. It is also believed to be effective in reducing pain, aiding digestion, and promoting rest, making it ideal for a breadth of medical issues.

Animal Star Cookies may be helpful in treating the symptoms of Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, insomnia, and some mental discomforts.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Animal Cookies] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Pinene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Sweet, Vanilla, Nutty, Earthy

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Animal Star Cookies Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain - A calm sedative with a euphoric buzz. Strawberry Float is perfect for either a lazy winter day, or a sip of sweetness in the middle of the hot summer. The balance of sweet and savory flavor is sure to induce ferocious appetites.

The freakish amount of frost defines Strawberry Float, almost looking like a small layer of snow has fallen. On the bottom side of the bud, the crystals shines, highlighting its incredible structure.

Earthy, strawberry, and fruity. The flavor could be compared to a smoothie, or "float", especially when vaporized.

This strain is reported to help with anxiety, and keeping calm during social situations, without the heavy sedative effects of other strains. It shown benefits for mood and creativity as well.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani x Michigan Soda (Reported)] x [Cookies & Cream IX3]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: creative, euphoric, tingly, uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: strawberry, citrus, earthy

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Strawberry Float Ready2Roll 5G Flower

A young indica strain from the Pacific Northwest, Bop Gun is a potent cross of Do-Si-Dos
and Papaya. If you’re a fan of 90’s music, Bop Gun's funky characteristics shouldn't be a
surprise.

After being blasted in the face with a terp cannon of stinky cheese and tropical fruit, you’ll
quickly respect Bop Gun's aromatic chops. A gassy, sweet aroma envelopes you at first, but when you break down this bud, a doughy, cookie smell comes off. Sticky and covered in trichomes, this lady is not just a pretty nug.

Although zestier than the smell implies, Bop Gun's cheesy puffs are appetizers, with a
creamy, funky flavor wrapping around the tongue. Notes of lemons and sugar cookies try
their darndest to penetrate that cheesy cloak, but they barely succeed before an earthy,
skunky aftertaste takes over.

A "bop gun" is a shot of funk into the hearts of funkless people to get them dancing. Bop
Gun's high is easy to function on, but noticeable in both mind and body, warming up limbs
and joints while wrapping your brain in a blanket of bliss. Bop Gun is glorious for morning
and daytime, loosening up a stiff neck and shoulders without killing focus, sparking curiosity and creativity. Perfect for the "productive stoner,” providing a relaxed body buzz without hindering productivity.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: Do-Si-Dos x Papaya

Breeder: Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Cheese, Papaya, Earth, Skunk


Bop Gun 1g Flower

The Strain - Biscotti is a potent indica cannabis strain made by combining Girl Scout Cookies, Gelato #25 and South Florida OG. This strain produces a cerebral high that leaves consumers feeling relaxed, creative, and buzzy from head-to-toe. The effects of Biscotti are known to creep up on consumers, so it's best to take it slow with this strain.

Biscotti is said to have a sweet and buttery aroma, translating into a slightly bitter taste reminiscent of coffee. The aroma is of earthy herbs and fruits with a notable cookie effect. Biscotti flowers into small, dense, olive-green buds marked by dark green and purple foliage with wispy, orange pistils and a thick frosty coating of bright white crystal trichomes.

Medical cannabis patients turn to this strain to relieve symptoms associated with stress, anxiety, and depression, reporting a great body high that melts all pain and puts the mind at ease.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: Gelato #25 x Girl Scout Cookies x South Florida OG

Breeder: Cookies Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Vanilla, Earthy, Coffee

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Biscotti Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Biscotti

The Strain - As an Animal Cookies/Stardawg cross, Animal Star Cookies is a gentle yet
powerful cannabis strain. This even hybrid both calms the body and uplifts the spirits. Low to moderate doses of Animal Star Cookies helps people relax and find themselves in a healthy state of emotional well-being.

Patients report the strain is a good choice for relieving stress, anxiety, and depression. It is also believed to be effective in reducing pain, aiding digestion, and promoting rest, making it ideal for a breadth of medical issues.

Animal Star Cookies may be helpful in treating the symptoms of Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, insomnia, and some mental discomforts.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Animal Cookies] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Pinene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Sweet, Vanilla, Nutty, Earthy

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Animal Star Cookies Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

The Strain - Sour Tsunami is a sativa-dominant hybrid that originates from crossing NYC Sour Diesel and Sour Diesel. This lineage lends itself to the strain’s earthy flavor, with notes of lime and blueberry. The bright green buds are dense and peppered with dark green and violet.

Rich in CBD, this strain is recommended for those with chronic pain, inflammation, and anxiety. Users have reported feeling relaxed and happy, while still remaining focused.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: NYC Sour Diesel x Sour Diesel

Breeder: Lawrence Ringo of the Southern Humboldt Seed Collective

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed, happy, energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: earthy, lime, blueberry

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Sour Tsunami Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

Sour Tsunami

The Strain - This cut has been in possession of our grow team for over a decade. Among the most famous strains worldwide, White Widow is a balanced hybrid first bred in the Netherlands by Green House Seeds. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity.

A cross between a Brazilian sativa landrace and a resin-heavy South Indian indica, White
Widow has blessed every Dutch coffee shop menu since its birth in the 1990s.

Its buds are white with crystal resin, warning you of the potent effects to come. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity. White Widow’s genetics have given rise to many other legends like White Russian, White Rhino, and Blue Widow. Still, many growers prefer cultivation of the original White Widow, which flowers in about 60 days indoors.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Brazilian Sativa Landrace] x [South Indian Indica]

Breeder: Green House Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Nerolidol 2, Ocimene 2, beta Myrcene, beta-
Caryophyllene, d-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earth, Pine

The Process - Our 1-gram pre-rolls are only made from hand-trimmed flower and NEVER from shake or trim. We delicately grind up smaller buds not used as pre-packaged flower in a temperature and humidity-controlled room to maintain the cannabinoid and terpene profile of our illicit flower as we prepare material for pre-rolls.

White Widow 1G Pre-Roll

White Widow

A happy mix of Ghost Train Haze x East Coast Sour Diesel. Hop aboard the train and
enjoy this perfect morning or mid-afternoon pick me up! This strong sativa strain
encapsulates the entourage effect by bringing together a great mix of myrcene, terpinolene, and pinene. A stress reliever in its terpene and cannabinoid profile, this
earthy cultivar keeps your mood up and smiles-a-plenty.

Diesel is an iconic cannabis variety thought to be a cross between Afghani and Mexican
landrace strains. This sativa-leaning strain is reportedly another phenotype of the original Chemdawg 91, though its true origins remain a mystery.

According to Seedism, which carries its own version of Diesel, the strain has an intense
aroma of grapefruit and lemon that translates into a fruity flavor with hashish undertones.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Ghost Train Haze] x [East Coast Sour Diesel]

Breeder: Sativa Hybrid

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, beta-Myrcene, Ocimene 2, Nerolidol 2, delta-
Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Woody

Diesel Train 1g Flower 

Introducing Zuntzlato, an Indica-dominant cannabis strain born from a powerful lineage of Zkittlez, Runts, and Gelato genetics. With its effect and flavor profile deeply rooted in these renowned rockstar strains, Zuntzlato offers a compelling experience for cannabis enthusiasts. Its buds exhibit a striking appearance with vibrant colors and a thick coat of resin, indicating its potency and appeal.
Zuntzlato's primary terpenes, including Myrcene, trans-caryophyllene, and Pinene, contribute to its distinctive flavor profile and effects. Myrcene provides a foundation of relaxation, while trans-caryophyllene may offer potential relief from discomfort. Pinene adds a refreshing piney aroma that invigorates the senses. This blend creates a unique sensory experience characterized by relaxation and potential relief from stress and tension.
Zuntzlato's flavor profile combines the sweet fruits of Zkittlez, candy-like notes from Runts, and creamy accents from Gelato. Each inhalation invites users into a journey of tranquility and euphoria. A great strain for those looking to unwind after a long day or seeking relief from chronic pain, Zuntzlato's effects envelop the body and mind in a sweet, warm embrace.
Strain Type: Indica
Lineage: [Runtz] x [Zkittlez] x [Gelato]
Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpene Profile: Mycrene, Caryophyllene, Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Calm, Mental Clarity, Uplifting, Energized
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Herbal, Sweet, Fruit, Earthy, Pine

Zuntzlato 3.5g Flower

MAC Dawg is a premium cannabis strain with an iconic pedigree. This hybrid brings
together the famed Miracle Alien Cookies (MAC 1) and Stardawg—two elite cultivars known for producing some of the finest cannabis on the market. MAC Dawg combines the best traits of both parents, offering extreme resin production, exotic flavor, and exceptionally potent effects. This strain takes the classic Stardawg to new heights, delivering unmatched bag appeal that is sure to turn heads.

MAC Dawg brings together the sweet-and-sour aroma of MAC 1 with the funky fragrance
of Stardawg, creating a complex terpene profile that is one of a kind. This variety smells
of ripe lemon and cherry, mixed with pungent notes of skunk and petrol. The strain is rich in terpenes and flavonoids and offers a robust flavor not easily forgotten. This exceptional strain delights the senses with notes of citrus, cheese, and cherries, coupled with savory flavors of diesel and pine. Its complex flavor pairs nicely with a cup of coffee or a glass of wine.

Like its parents, MAC Dawg provides a stimulating but balanced high that awakens the
mind and soothes the body. This potent strain delivers a wave of bliss that typically
leaves users feeling happy and stress-free. MAC Dawg may also help to reduce general
discomfort and boost the appetite.

Strain Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: [MAC 1] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric, Giggly, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Spicy/Herbal, Pepper, Citrus, Lime

Keywords: Nerolidol 2, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool, Relaxed,
Focused, Euphoric, Citrus, Pine, Pepper, Citrus

MAC Dawg 1g Flower

The Strain: Crafted from a blend of heritage genetics, Todd Burger emerges as a standout hybrid cannabis strain that marries potency with palatability. Infused with a medley of terpenes including caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene, and humulene, its essence captivates with a complex bouquet of spicy, citrusy, and earthy notes. The aroma alone transports you to sunlit herb gardens, where hints of peppery spice mingle with zesty lemon undertones.

Its structure is robust yet inviting, promising a satisfying grind and roll for enthusiasts. Upon inhalation, expect a burst of lemony freshness followed by subtle hints of spice and herbal notes, a testament to its rich terpene profile. When indulging in Todd Burger, expect a harmonious blend of effects. Known for its potential to uplift the spirit and soothe the body simultaneously, this hybrid offers a balanced euphoria that gently unfolds into relaxation without overwhelming sedation.

Beyond its aromatic charm, Todd Burger offers a well-rounded effect profile cherished by both novices and seasoned users alike. Known for inducing a euphoric uplift and a gentle wave of relaxation, this hybrid cultivar strikes a harmonious balance between mind and body. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or seeking creative inspiration, Todd Burger delivers a nuanced experience that unfolds with each flavorful puff, leaving you refreshed and invigorated.

Strain Type: Indica

Breeder: Skunk House Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Creative, Euphoric, Sedated

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Spice, Herbal, Earthy

Todd Burger Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Crafted from a blend of heritage genetics, Todd Burger emerges as a standout hybrid cannabis strain that marries potency with palatability. Infused with a medley of terpenes including caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene, and humulene, its essence captivates with a complex bouquet of spicy, citrusy, and earthy notes. The aroma alone transports you to sunlit herb gardens, where hints of peppery spice mingle with zesty lemon undertones.

Its structure is robust yet inviting, promising a satisfying grind and roll for enthusiasts. Upon inhalation, expect a burst of lemony freshness followed by subtle hints of spice and herbal notes, a testament to its rich terpene profile. When indulging in Todd Burger, expect a harmonious blend of effects. Known for its potential to uplift the spirit and soothe the body simultaneously, this hybrid offers a balanced euphoria that gently unfolds into relaxation without overwhelming sedation.

Beyond its aromatic charm, Todd Burger offers a well-rounded effect profile cherished by both novices and seasoned users alike. Known for inducing a euphoric uplift and a gentle wave of relaxation, this hybrid cultivar strikes a harmonious balance between mind and body. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or seeking creative inspiration, Todd Burger delivers a nuanced experience that unfolds with each flavorful puff, leaving you refreshed and invigorated.

Strain Type: Indica

Breeder: Skunk House Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Creative, Euphoric, Sedated

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Spice, Herbal, Earthy

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Todd Burger 5pk x 0.5g

Todd Burger Smokos 10pk x 0.5g

The Strain - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a new and extremely unique genetic strain that is crossed with Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. The remarkably sweet and almost sugar-like aroma of White Fire Cookies is directly inherited from the GSC. Not only does the GSC lend it’s amazing, sweet notes but seeing as the child strain of another OG, OG Kush, there is also a fair amount of dankness and mellow effects that GSC brings to White Fire Cookies. This is even though GSC is usually considered to be a hybrid strain. The White Fire OG side of the heritage puts the sativa in the sativa dominant hybrid WiFi Cookies. Its effects are deceptive, and there’s much more to this strain than meets the eye.

WiFi x Cookies has greatly inherited OG Kush and GSC characteristics, offering an aroma that combines earthy, floral, and spicy notes with menthol, citric and chocolate touches. Great aromas and flavors accompanied by an intense euphoric and cheerful effect that will also relax your body and muscles.

Patients report WiFi Cookies most effective in treating ADD, ADHD, chronic pain, depression, fatigue, nausea, and stress

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Wifi Cookies Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Blackberry Larry is an exceptional sativa-dominant strain derived from the renowned Lemon Larry OG and Biscotti strains. This particular variety offers a unique balance, delivering a pleasurable and relaxing body buzz while maintaining a functional mindset. It is an ideal choice for individuals seeking physical relaxation without sacrificing mental clarity. Alongside its recreational effects, Blackberry Larry induces feelings of euphoria, relief, and a deep sense of tranquility.

Beyond its intoxicating effects, Blackberry Larry also offers therapeutic benefits. It possesses calming properties that provide natural relief from inflammation and stress. Its potent mood-elevating effect creates a positive and cheerful mental state. Moreover, its high potency makes it highly effective in managing symptoms of various mood disorders, setting it apart from other OG strains.

Furthermore, Blackberry Larry offers a sensory experience that goes beyond its effects. It boasts a distinct and captivating aroma, blending sweet, pungent notes of pine with a delightful tart berry twist. The buds exhibit lush, vibrant green hues with occasional bursts of deep purple and stark white trichomes, adding to its visual appeal.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: Biscotti X (Larry OG x Purple Unicorn F3)

Breeder: Green Bodhi

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Lemon, Berries

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