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Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk”, is an indica-dominant hybrid strain born
from the union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush. This funky bud embodies the best
qualities of its celebrity parentage, delivering an enticing combination of
palate-pleasing flavors and potent effects. As you partake in Dr. Funkenstein, the
flavor profile reflects its genetic heritage, providing a delightful combination of
sweet berry and earthy sharpness that activates on the exhale.
The strain’s appearance features tight, compact popcorn-shaped dark forest green
nugs adorned with thick, furry orange hairs, and each nug is generously coated with
a frosty layer of white crystal trichomes and sticky resin. The strain's dense buds
and prominent trichome coverage not only contribute to its visual appeal but also
underscore its potential strength.
Dr. Funkenstein induces an almost psychedelic high, pleasantly enveloping both
mind and body. With an onset marked by euphoria and cerebral stimulation, it
gradually transitions into a powerful body buzz, leaving consumers in a state of
deep relaxation and couch-lock. As the high peaks, expect a strong case of the
munchies and a gentle descent into introspection, accompanied by a mild sedative
effect. These characteristics may make Dr. Funkenstein a suitable choice for
managing conditions such as chronic pain, depression, anxiety, and appetite loss.
Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]
Breeder: Royal King Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet

Dr. Funkenstein 3.5g Flower

Introducing Franken Pie, an Indica-dominant strain crafted from the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie. This strain offers a robust and deeply relaxing experience, ideal for those in pursuit of tranquility. With primary terpenes like Myrcene, Limonene, and trans-Caryophyllene, Franken Pie boasts a unique flavor profile providing both a sweet and savory twist to the smoking experience.

Franken Pie's taste is as diverse as its effects, delivering a blend of flavors that intrigue and satisfy the palate. Enjoying joints, pipes, or vaporizers ensures each session promises a flavorful journey that's both tranquil and euphoric. As you indulge in Franken Pie, anticipate a potent and relaxing experience that eases the body and calms the mind, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day or simply

inding inner peace.

With Franken Pie, relaxation is effortless. Its Indica dominance ensures a tranquil state of being, allowing users to sink into a deep sense of calmness and contentment. Whether a seasoned enthusiast or new to cannabis, Franken Pie invites exploration into the soothing embrace of its effects and the richness of its

flavors. Users report feelings of relaxation and euphoria, while its terpene profile indicates this strain may have pain-relieft, anti-inflammatory, and antidepressant properties.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

Franken Pie 3.5g Flower

White Widow, a renowned hybrid strain, has been a staple in our grow team's collection for over a decade. Originating from the Netherlands by Greenhouse Seeds, White Widow is a balanced hybrid who’s fame extends globally, gracing the menus of Dutch coffee shops since the 1990s. Adorned with crystal resin, its buds offer a visual cue to the potent effects lying within. Upon consumption, White Widow delivers a powerful surge of euphoria and energy, fostering lively conversation and creative inspiration.

Its effects are well-loved among cannabis enthusiasts, eliciting feelings of energy, talkativeness, and creativity. Medical patients often turn to White Widow to alleviate symptoms associated with stress, anxiety, and pain. With flavors ranging from woody to spicy/herbal and earthy undertones, White Widow offers a diverse sensory experience.

This strain's balanced sativa/indica ratio delivers a cognitive-driven high coupled with a relaxing undertone, making it a favorite among those seeking mental clarity and physical relaxation. Its dense, resin-coated buds emit a citrus and peppery aroma, with a lemony aftertaste that enhances the overall experience. Ideal for outdoor activities and social gatherings, White Widow offers a harmonious blend of effects that cater to a wide range of cannabis consumers.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Brazilian] x [South Indian]

Breeder: Greenhouse Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Pinene, Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energetic, Euphoric, Talkative, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Woody, Spicy, Herbal, Earthy, Pine

White Widow .5g Smokos Preroll 2-Pack

Introducing Zuntzlato, an Indica-dominant cannabis strain born from a powerful lineage of Zkittlez, Runts, and Gelato genetics. With its effect and flavor profile deeply rooted in these renowned rockstar strains, Zuntzlato offers a compelling experience for cannabis enthusiasts. Its buds exhibit a striking appearance with vibrant colors and a thick coat of resin, indicating its potency and appeal.
Zuntzlato's primary terpenes, including Myrcene, trans-caryophyllene, and Pinene, contribute to its distinctive flavor profile and effects. Myrcene provides a foundation of relaxation, while trans-caryophyllene may offer potential relief from discomfort. Pinene adds a refreshing piney aroma that invigorates the senses. This blend creates a unique sensory experience characterized by relaxation and potential relief from stress and tension.
Zuntzlato's flavor profile combines the sweet fruits of Zkittlez, candy-like notes from Runts, and creamy accents from Gelato. Each inhalation invites users into a journey of tranquility and euphoria. A great strain for those looking to unwind after a long day or seeking relief from chronic pain, Zuntzlato's effects envelop the body and mind in a sweet, warm embrace.
Strain Type: Indica
Lineage: [Runtz] x [Zkittlez] x [Gelato]
Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpene Profile: Mycrene, Caryophyllene, Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Calm, Mental Clarity, Uplifting, Energized
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Herbal, Sweet, Fruit, Earthy, Pine

Zuntzlato .5g Smokos Preroll 2-Pack

Donny Burger, a pure indica strain, combines the potency of GMO and Han Solo Burger to deliver a blend of cerebral elevation and bodily relaxation. This delectable bud induces an immediate sense of happiness upon exhaling, banishing negative moods and racing thoughts. Its sociable and charismatic effects encourage engaging interactions with others. As a light physical tingle gradually spreads, a feeling of stimulation and relaxation ensues, perfect for addressing inflammation, chronic pain, insomnia, depression, and chronic stress.

With a flavor profile characterized by spicy, peppery, cheesy citrus notes, complemented by earthy undertones, Donny Burger emits an aroma of pungent spicy black licorice, enhanced by hints of tangy sour citrus. Its oversized, grape-shaped neon green nugs feature fuzzy orange hairs and a generous coating of frosty, chunky golden white crystal trichomes.

Credited to Skunk House Genetics as the original breeder, Donny Burger stands as a go-to choice for cannabis enthusiasts seeking a balance of mental and physical relief, renowned for its potency and therapeutic effects. This strain offers a flavorful and satisfying experience that leaves users uplifted and relaxed in equal measure.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: GMO x Han Solo Burger

Breeder: Skunk House Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Aroused, Giggly, Euphoric, Rleaxing, Hungry

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Musky, Sweet Cheese, Lemon Pepper

Donny Burger .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

Stay Puft, a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain, emerges as a supernatural cross of Marshmallow OG and Grape Gasoline, meticulously crafted by Compound Genetics. Named after the iconic Ghostbusters character, Stay Puft captures the essence of sweetness with its candy-like aroma and flavor profile. Marshmallow sweetness intertwines with hints of diesel, grapes, and honey, creating a sensory experience reminiscent of indulging in a bag of sweets. Its oversized, fluffy marshmallow-shaped forest green nugs, adorned with thick orange hairs and a frosty coating of white trichomes, embody the whimsical nature of its namesake.

Upon inhalation, Stay Puft envelops users in a warming and tingly euphoria, igniting sparks of creativity and inspiration. Its calming body high gently eases into the limbs, offering relaxation without the burden of aches or pains. Stay Puft is sought after for its therapeutic potential in alleviating chronic pain, cramps, muscle spasms, insomnia, inflammation, arthritis, depression, and mood swings. This well-balanced hybrid delivers a smooth and enjoyable experience, providing energy and happiness while avoiding the anxiety often associated with dominant sativas.

Stay Puft stands as a testament to Compound Genetics' dedication to quality and innovation, offering cannabis enthusiasts a unique and uplifting journey with every toke. Aspiring for creative inspiration or simply unwinding after a long day, Stay Puft promises a flavorful and soothing experience for both body and the mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: Marshmallow OG x Grape Gasoline

Breeder: Compound Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Pinene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Energetic, Aroused, Body-High, Calming, Creative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Coffee, Honey, Earthy, Fruity, Grape, Herbal

Stay Puft .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

Unicorn Poop is a unqiue hybrid strain resulting from a blend of GMO Cookies and Sophisticated Lady. Bred by Thug Pug, its Sophisticated Lady parentage is derived from a rare crossing of Ghost OG and Grateful Breath. Its taste is a harmonious combination of sweet and sour citrus fruits, complemented by notes of ripe berries and a subtle earthiness. The aroma mirrors its delightful flavor, offering a fruity bouquet underscored by hints of diesel, sour citrus, and fresh herbs.

This strain is as enchanting as it sounds, offering users a euphoric high that uplifts the mood and induces giggly laughter. Alongside its euphoric effects, Unicorn Poop also delivers a soothing body high, promoting relaxation without immobilizing the user. The strain's appearance is equally enchanting, with dense, dark forest green buds adorned with amber hairs and a generous coating of glistening trichomes. Beyond its aesthetics, Unicorn Poop is celebrated for its reported giggly and euphoric effects, making it a favorite among cannabis connoisseurs seeking a lighthearted and enjoyable experience.

Unicorn Poop's moniker might raise eyebrows, but its effects and illustrious lineage are nothing short of magical. With its delightful flavor profile, enchanting aroma, and euphoric high, Unicorn Poop promises a whimsical journey. Enthusiasts report the strain assists with relieving stress, anxiety, depression, and chronic pain.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: GMO Cookies x Sophisticated Lady

Breeder: Thug Pug

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Body-High, Giggly, Social, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Sour, Spicy, Sweet, Fruity, Citrus

Unicorn Poop .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

Durban, a sativa-dominant hybrid hailing from South Africa, is celebrated for its vibrant and robust flavors. While renowned for its energizing effects, some users find Durban also offers potent physical relief once its initial rush subsides, making it a must-try for sativa enthusiasts seeking a dynamic experience. Bred by Jigga, Durban delivers fast-acting and powerful effects characterized by its uplifting, cerebral, and energizing qualities, making it ideal for consumers with a high tolerance for THC. The strain's flavor profile exudes earthy tones with prominent woody notes like pine, attracting medical marijuana patients seeking relief from symptoms associated with depression, appetite loss, and chronic stress.

Perfect for wake-and-bake sessions and tackling daily tasks, Durban's uplifting and invigorating effects provide a surge of energy and focus. Users report feeling uplifted and stimulated, likening its impact to their experiences with ADHD medication. This strain's potency surprises even seasoned sativa connoisseurs, making it a staple for those seeking heightened alertness and concentration. With its ability to induce a focused and floaty sensation, Durban stands as a masterpiece among sativa strains, offering a dynamic and engaging experience unlike any other.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: South African Landrace

Breeder: Jigga

Primary Terpene Profile: Linalool, Myrcene, Terpinolene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Energetic, Focused, Talkative, HAppy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Woody, Apricot, Floral, Herbal, Fruity

Durb Premium .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

Introducing Franken Pie, an Indica-dominant strain crafted from the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie. This strain offers a robust and deeply relaxing experience, ideal for those in pursuit of tranquility. With primary terpenes like Myrcene, Limonene, and trans-Caryophyllene, Franken Pie boasts a unique flavor profile providing both a sweet and savory twist to the smoking experience.

Franken Pie's taste is as diverse as its effects, delivering a blend of flavors that intrigue and satisfy the palate. Enjoying joints, pipes, or vaporizers ensures each session promises a flavorful journey that's both tranquil and euphoric. As you indulge in Franken Pie, anticipate a potent and relaxing experience that eases the body and calms the mind, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day or simply finding inner peace.

With Franken Pie, relaxation is effortless. Its Indica dominance ensures a tranquil state of being, allowing users to sink into a deep sense of calmness and contentment. Whether a seasoned enthusiast or new to cannabis, Franken Pie invites exploration into the soothing embrace of its effects and the richness of its flavors. Users report feelings of relaxation and euphoria, while its terpene profile indicates this strain may have pain-relieft, anti-inflammatory, and antidepressant properties.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

Franken Pie .5g Smokos Preroll Single

Introducing Demogorgon, a Sativa-dominant cannabis strain bred from a combination of Purple Juicy Fruit Thai and Afghan-Pakistan Chitral genetics. This unique blend offers users a cerebral high that's both uplifting and energizing. With its lineage firmly rooted in legendary strains, Demogorgon promises a memorable experience for both seasoned enthusiasts and newcomers to cannabis alike.

Demogorgon's flavor profile is a mix of sweet, piney, and skunky notes, thanks to its rich terpene content including myrcene, trans-caryophyllene, and humulene. Whether you're smoking it in a joint, pipe, or vaporizer, Demogorgon delivers a complex yet enjoyable taste with every puff. What sets Demogorgon apart is its smooth and consistent burn, ensuring a hassle-free experience from start to finish.

When you light up Demogorgon, expect a smooth and even burn that sets the stage for a euphoric journey. Its Sativa-driven effects uplift the mind and spirit, making it perfect for those seeking a boost in creativity or motivation. Expect a sensory adventure that's both satisfying and invigorating. Its terpene profile indicates this strain may benefit those seeking pain relief, anti-inflammatory benefits, and those suffering from depression and anxiety. These genetics suggest Demogorgon can uplift the mood and provide a sense of relation, without inducing sedation.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: [Purple Juicy Fruit Thai] x [Afghan x Pakistan Chitral]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Energizing, Uplifting, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Herbal, Peppery, Spicy

Demogorgon .5g Smokos Preroll Single

Platinum Kush Mints, a premium strain made by crossing Platinum OG Kush with Kush Mints, is a potent combination designed to deliver stratosphere-level THC levels. Ideal for post-work relaxation, this indica dominant hybrid offers deeply relaxing effects that can easily transition you into a restful night's sleep. The marriage of Platinum OG Kush's frost-covered, earthy fuel flavor with Kush Mints' minty doughy funk creates a deliciously soothing experience.

This celebrity child strain boasts a stunning appearance with airy forest green nugs featuring minty green undertones, thin orange hairs, and a dense coating of sparkling platinum-white crystal trichomes. Expect aromas of woody pine and spice, complementing a flavor profile characterized by a black coffee taste with hints of woodiness. The high is equally delightful, inducing a state of hazy euphoria in the mind while simultaneously relaxing the body into a deeply calm state free of aches and pains. These reported effects make it a favorable choice for those seeking relief from chronic pain, headaches, stress, depression, and insomnia.

Platinum Kush Mints is a top-tier offering for cannabis enthusiasts seeking potent relaxation and therapeutic benefits. With its soothing effects and tantalizing flavor, this strain promises a tranquil journey towards peace and tranquility, making it a valuable addition to any cannabis connoisseur's collection.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: Platinum Kush x Thin Mint GSC

Breeder: In-House Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, Nerolidol, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Giggly, Uplifted, Euphoric, Sleepy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Coffee, Earthy, Pine, Woody, Spice

Platinum Kush Mints .5g Smokos Preroll 2-Pack

Introducing Lemon Pound Cake, a versatile cannabis strain known by several names, including Lemon Cheesecake, Lemon Cheese, and Lemon Cake. Whichever moniker you encounter, expect an aroma and flavor that live up to its name, with a delightful citrusy lemon essence complemented by a subtle musky undertone. The result of crossing Lemon Skunk with Cheese, this sativa-leaning hybrid boasts dominant terpenes such as caryophyllene, humulene, and myrcene, delivering a well-rounded sensory experience.

Lemon Pound Cake's cured buds take on a spade-like shape, adorned with burnt orange pistils and a generous coating of trichomes, giving it a fuzzy and enticing appearance. The visual appeal is matched by its aromatic profile, promising a tantalizing scent that invites users to indulge in its flavorful embrace.

Experience the uplifting and relaxing effects of Lemon Pound Cake as it gently elevates the mood and melts away tension. Consumers have reported feeling a surge of energy and motivation, making it ideal for social settings or tackling tasks with a renewed sense of vigor. Whether used to alleviate muscle spasms, depression, or headaches, or simply to enhance creativity and focus, Lemon Pound Cake offers a flavorful and invigorating cannabis experience that's perfect for any occasion.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Lemon Skunk] x [Cheese]

Breeder: Heavyweight Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Humulene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Focus, Sociable, Aroused, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Peppery, Sour, Spicy

Lemon Pound Cake .5g Smokos Preroll Single

Funyuns was born from the fusion of two modern classics, Sunset Sherbert and GMO. This indica-leaning hybrid boasts a terpene profile dominated by Limonene, Linalool, and Humulene, working in harmony to produce a euphoric high with sedative qualities. The aroma emanating from Funyuns is reminiscent of a floral and hoppy IPA, enticing the senses with its inviting fragrance.

Enthusiasts report Funyuns to be the perfect companion for nights plagued by persistent aches and pains, offering a sleepy high and euphoric body effects that help alleviate discomfort and promote restful sleep. Whether unwinding with a familiar show or diving into a book, a dose of Funyuns ensures a night filled with relaxation and tranquility. Its buds, characterized by a squatty and short appearance with above-average density, often exhibit a deep shade of violet and a thick coat of trichomes, making them visually striking.

Prepare for a drowsy journey with Funyuns as its effects gradually envelop you in deep relaxation. Users may find themselves succumbing to a wave of yawns, stretching, and a longing for an empty bed. While the physical effects typically culminate in a blissful nap, accompanied by a strong bout of the munchies, this strain promises a serene experience for those seeking relief from the stresses of the day.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbert] x [GMO]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Linalool, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Appetite Aid, Sedated

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Floral, Savory, Spicy, Earthy

Funyuns .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

The Strain - This strain produces relaxing affects you can feel through your body while your mind retains focus. GMO Cookies is loved for its ability to relieve stress and aches without total sedation, while featuring strong aromas like diesel, coffee, and fruit. GMO Cookies is said to be the perfect choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain insomnia, inflammation, chronic fatigue, depression, and chronic stress.

Contrary to what you might think, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a cross between Chemdawg D and a GSC (formerly Girl Scout Cookies) Forum cut. GMO Cookies is said to carry a flavor of garlic (G), mushroom (M), and onion (O) that descends from its Chemdawg lineage. GMO Cookies is said to produce olive green buds with bits of purple and orange blanketed by a mantle of trichomes.

Known for its super pungent aroma and heavily sedative high, GMO Cookies is a favorite of indica lovers everywhere. This bud has a deliciously savory garlic flavor with a pungent spicy exhale that stays on your tongue long after your final toke. The GMO Cookies high is truly one to behold, with long-lasting effects that will have you flying high and staying there for hours on end before you fade away into a deep and peaceful sleep. You'll feel totally relaxed and lifted with a deep sense of relaxation that permeates both mind and body with heavily sedative effects.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

GMO Cookies 3.5G Flower

GMO Cookies

The Strain - Rolozz is a cross of GMO and Strudel Breath from BeanMill Genetics. Users reported feeling relaxed, sleepy, and in good spirits, often with a case of the munchies. This strain is recommended to help ease the symptoms of chronic pain and anxiety.

Trichome frosted buds appear light green with flecks of deep green and orange hairs.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: GMO x Strudel Breath

Breeder: BeanMill Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed, uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: nutty, earthy

Rollozz 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain - If you’re on the hunt for a relaxing and cheerful strain to leave you blissfully stress-free, Creamz may be the strain for you. Created by crossing Runtz and Cookies N’ Cream IX3, this indica-dominant strain is perfect for evenings or those days when you feel too stressed out to do anything but chill on the couch.

Despite the sleepy, happy euphoria that comes along with this strain, you might find this strain peaks your focus as well – maybe just enough to get more out of that deep TV show or movie you’ve been meaning to watch. Ultimately Creamz is all about keeping your body calm so it can go to work easing away chronic or acute pain and fighting that fatigue with an all-over sleepy sensation.

People who find stress has the tendency to rule their lives, causing headaches and sleepless nights, neck tension and anxiety, will love the soothing effects of Creamz. In addition to banishing the feelings that bring on all those symptoms, this strain also manages the symptoms themselves. Moderate pain relief fights many different aches, and the overarching happy feeling can tackle depression.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Runtz] x [Cookies & Cream IX3]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, Linalool, alpha-Pinene, alpha-Humulene, alpha-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Sweet, Earthy

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Creamz Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain - This Indica-leaning hybrid is a Grandiflora combination of Guava and Gelato. Grandi Guava creates an uplifted feeling, and is ideal for easing social anxiety and relaxing at the end of the day before going to sleep.

The aroma can be described as a classic combination of fruit and cheese. In this case, the fruity, tropical guava flavor pairs harmoniously with the sweet, creamy flavor reminiscent of blue cheese.

Grandi Guava buds are dark purple with flecks of green and are covered in glittering trichomes.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: Guava x Gelato

Breeder: Grandiflora

Primary Terpene Profile: b-caryophyllene, limonene, beta-myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: fruity, blue cheese

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Grandi Guava Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain - A cross between Shut Eye and Stardawg, Hibernate is the nighttime cold medicine of cannabis. She is unbelievably sleepy, relaxing, and potent – the name is unerringly precise. This can be expected with knowledge of her ancestral background: Fire OG, Bubba Kush, Alien Technology, Purple Kush, and Chemdog amalgamate to create this potent weapon against insomnia. Her bouquet leans toward the OG and Chemdog, but with a strong lemon peel flavor as well. Flowers are peerlessly dense and trichome-encrusted.

Stardawg works his usual genetic magic on this line. Hibernate seedlings carry all the best traits of mom through on this one, and most phenotypes will lean a bit more toward Shut Eye but with improved vigor. Compact and weighty, purple-tinged buds will grow with high quantities of resin present. The aroma can vary wildly, expressing lemon tones, cherry, rock candy, and skunky Stardawg.

Hibernate is a medicinal variety with great applications for insomnia, pain relief, anxiety, and other conditions that prevent sleep or relaxation. Be careful about smoking this one early in the day.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [Shuteye] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Woody, Pine, Lemon

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Hibernate Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

The Strain - Pink Gorilla is an Indica dominant hybrid strain created by crossing the potent Gorilla Glue #4 and Pink 2.0 strains. If you love Gorilla Glue, you'll be head over heels for Pink Gorilla. This bud packs the best of its parent strains and more, with immediate hard-hitting effects that will glue your body to the couch and let your mind fly free.

You'll feel a fast-hitting sense of focused euphoria, getting your mind out of any negative moods or racing thoughts and into a state of mental clarity. As your mind settles into this lifted state, a sense of relaxation will creep its way throughout your body, growing heavier and heavier, likely leaving you glued to the couch.

With these heavy effects, Pink Gorilla is often chosen to treat chronic pain, arthritis, cramps, muscle spasms, migraines, or headaches. This bud has a sweet and spicy blueberry flavor with a punch of sour chemicals upon exhale. The aroma is similar, although even more pungent and heavy with a fruity chemical overtone to it. Pink Gorilla buds have long spade-shaped bright neon green nugs with dark orange hairs, pink undertones, and a thick frosty coating of pink-tinted white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Gorilla Glue #4 x Pink 2.0]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Sleepy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Pine, Wood, Earthy

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Pink Gorilla Ready2Roll 5G Flower

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Linalool

Pink Gorilla

The Strain - Lemon Tree Punch combines the sweet-and-sour tang of Lemon Tree and the fruity fragrance of Purple Punch. This variety smells strongly of lemon, grape, and berry, mixed with undertones of diesel fuel and wet soil. Lemon Tree Punch offers a rich flavor that is particularly complex. Depending on the phenotype, some plants may taste more of grape and berry, and others may be more citrusy.

Lemon Tree Punch provides a balanced effect that is both stimulating and comforting. Users report that this strain boosts the mood and increases motivation when it is consumed in small doses. When consumed in greater quantities, this invigorating effect shifts into a mildly sedating stone that may reduce muscle tension and soothe the mind. Given its well-balanced effects, Lemon Tree Punch makes for a great all-day smoke.

Lemon Tree Punch’s powerful cerebral high may surprise consumers before lulling them into a peaceful state of relaxation. Though the body may feel slightly numb, the brain will remain focused and able to function effectively. This variety may be ideal for those suffering from anxiety, depression, or stress, though she does well to combat pain and inflammation, as well. Additionally, many users report intense food cravings as the Lemon Tree Punch high begins to subside. As such, those who suffer from nausea or eating disorders may benefit from consuming this strain.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lemon Tree] x [Purple Punch]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, Linalool, alpha-
Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxed, Focused

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Lemon, Grape, Berry, Diesel, Earth

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Lemon Tree Punch Ready2Roll 5G Flower

The Strain - This indica-dominant strain is calming, great for aches and pains, creating some yummy dishes in the kitchen and a restful night of sleep. Some great notes of earth and pine create a strong and delightful aromatic experience. You will def be returning for some Kansas City Kush.

Kosher Kush won 1st Indica at the 2010 and 2011 High Times Cannabis Cups. Beyond its reported origins as a clone-only variety from Los Angeles, the lineage of this rumored “100% Indica” strain remains a mystery.

Many smokers have reported relief from depression. The strain will allow your body to transcend into a state of serenity, thereby draining your mind of all worries. Many smokers have reported to have had a peaceful sleep after smoking Kosher Kush.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Kosher Dog] x [Stardawg] (Reported)

Breeder: DNA Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene,
alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Orange, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

KC Kush Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

Kosher Kush

Strain Description:

This homage to the comic book legend could turn even the Incredible Hulk into a mild-
mannered everyman. It's a powerfully relaxing hybrid, with genes that deliver a massive dose of THC. Bruce Banner originates from a cross between Ghost OG and Strawberry Diesel that makes this a holy grail of sorts for patients seeking the strongest high. CBD contents, however, are low, so this is not an ideal choice for conditions that respond to that chemical.

The head high is intensely euphoric, combined with strong creativity and a whole-body
mood boost. Energy levels are high, making this a good daytime strain. Bruce Banner is
a highly effective painkiller, but it's also good for anxiety, depression, nausea, and sleeplessness.

The dominant flavor is sweet, with notes of citrus and a strong, pungent smell. The bud
has a heavily frosted appearance due to a thick layer of resinous glands.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

Bruce Banner 14G Flower

Bruce Banner 14G Intros Flower

The Strain - This cut has been in possession of our grow team for over a decade. Among the most famous strains worldwide, White Widow is a balanced hybrid first bred in the Netherlands by Green House Seeds. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity.

A cross between a Brazilian sativa landrace and a resin-heavy South Indian indica, White
Widow has blessed every Dutch coffee shop menu since its birth in the 1990s.

Its buds are white with crystal resin, warning you of the potent effects to come. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity. White Widow’s genetics have given rise to many other legends like White Russian, White Rhino, and Blue Widow. Still, many growers prefer cultivation of the original White Widow, which flowers in about 60 days indoors.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Brazilian Sativa Landrace] x [South Indian Indica]

Breeder: Green House Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Nerolidol 2, Ocimene 2, beta Myrcene, beta-
Caryophyllene, d-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earth, Pine

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

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