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Strain Description:

Bonkerz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain created by crossing the
delicious Lemon Tree and Cookies N’ Cream strains. Named for its head-spinning
high and crazy potency level, Bonkerz is the perfect choice for any hybrid lover.

The high comes on fast and hard, hitting the mind almost as soon as you exhale
with a high-flying lifted sense of euphoria. As your cerebral state is filled to the
brim with happiness, any negative or racing thoughts will be instantly removed,
replaced with a sort of hazy bliss. A relaxing body high accompanies this heady
lift, working its way slowly into your limbs before dropping you into a lightly
couch-locked state.

Combined with its high average THC level, these effects make Bonkerz a great
choice for treating conditions such as depression, chronic stress, nausea or
appetite loss, mood swings, insomnia, and chronic pain.

This bud has a sour lemony flavor with a lightly creamy nutty cookie exhale. The
aroma is of fresh creamy lemons with a slightly spicy nuttiness to it, too. Bonkerz
buds have oversized long spade-shaped dusty green nugs with thin orange hairs,
dark olive undertones and a coating of tiny frosty white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lemon Tree] x [Cookies & Cream IX3]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Terpene Profile: Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, beta-Myrcene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing, Sleepy, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Creamy, Lemon, Nutty, Sour, Sweet

Bonkerz 28G Flower

Strain Description:

Bubblegum Gelato, also known as “BG Gelato” or “Bubble Gum Gelato,” is a hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Gelato #45 X Indiana Bubblegum strains. Named for its delicious flavor, Bubblegum Gelato brings on a super relaxing and creative high perfect for a lazy weekend day spent at home.

This bud has a sweet raspberry and cherry flavor with hints of sugary bubblegum to it. The aroma is just as fresh, with a sweet and fruity overtone that's accented by sugary bubblegum and rich cherries. The Bubblegum Gelato settles in a few minutes after your final toke, filling your mind with an uplifting and expansive euphoria that pushes away any negative or racing thoughts almost immediately.

As your mind settles, a sense of creativity will wash over you, lending itself well to any
artistic task that you may have at hand. With these relaxing and lifted effects,
Bubblegum Gelato is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as
chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, chronic stress, insomnia, and chronic fatigue.

Bubblegum Gelato buds have fluffy oversized forest green nugs with long thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny golden amber crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [AJ Sour Diesel] x [GMO/Fuel]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Euphoria, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Cherry, Fruity, Sugary, Sweet

Bubblegum Gelato 28G Intros Flower

Strain Description:

This strain produces relaxing affects you can feel through your body while your mind
retains focus. GMO Cookies is loved for its ability to relieve stress and aches without
total sedation, while featuring strong aromas like diesel, coffee, and fruit. GMO Cookies
is said to be the perfect choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as
chronic pain insomnia, inflammation, chronic fatigue, depression, and chronic stress.

Contrary to what you might think, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism
but a cross between Chemdawg D and a GSC (formerly Girl Scout Cookies) Forum cut.
GMO Cookies is said to carry a flavor of garlic (G), mushroom (M), and onion (O) that
descends from its Chemdawg lineage. GMO Cookies is said to produce olive green buds
with bits of purple and orange blanketed by a mantle of trichomes.

Known for its super pungent aroma and heavily sedative high, GMO Cookies is a favorite
of indica lovers everywhere. This bud has a deliciously savory garlic flavor with a
pungent spicy exhale that stays on your tongue long after your final toke. The GMO
Cookies high is truly one to behold, with long-lasting effects that will have you flying
high and staying there for hours on end before you fade away into a deep and peaceful
sleep. You'll feel totally relaxed and lifted with a deep sense of relaxation that permeates
both mind and body with heavily sedative effects.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

GMO Cookies 14G Intros Flower

Strain Description:

Pink Gorilla is an Indica dominant hybrid strain created by crossing the potent Gorilla
Glue #4 and Pink 2.0 strains. If you love Gorilla Glue, you'll be head over heels for Pink
Gorilla. This bud packs the best of its parent strains and more, with immediate hard-
hitting effects that will glue your body to the couch and let your mind fly free.

You'll feel a fast-hitting sense of focused euphoria, getting your mind out of any negative
moods or racing thoughts and into a state of mental clarity. As your mind settles into
this lifted state, a sense of relaxation will creep its way throughout your body, growing
heavier and heavier, likely leaving you glued to the couch.

With these heavy effects, Pink Gorilla is often chosen to treat chronic pain, arthritis,
cramps, muscle spasms, migraines, or headaches. This bud has a sweet and spicy
blueberry flavor with a punch of sour chemicals upon exhale. The aroma is similar,
although even more pungent and heavy with a fruity chemical overtone to it. Pink Gorilla
buds have long spade-shaped bright neon green nugs with dark orange hairs, pink
undertones, and a thick frosty coating of pink-tinted white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Gorilla Glue #4 x Pink 2.0]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Pine, Wood, Earthy

Pink Gorilla 14G Intros Flower

Strain Description:

SFV OG by Cali Connection is a sativa-dominant hybrid that is great for patients who
need strong pain relief but don’t want to be stuck on the couch.

The strain took 3rd place at the High Times Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam in 2012, and 1st
place at the Denver Cannabis Cup that same year.

Also known as San Fernando Valley OG, SFV OG began as a phenotype of OG Kush. A
grower named Swerve at Cali Connection Farms in Southern California’s San Fernando
Valley bred it with an Afghani from Homegrown Fantaseeds. The resulting strain takes its
initials from its parent strain, as well as the abbreviated location of its seed bank.

Breeders created the strain after selecting OG Kush for its earthy, lemony smell and
sedating properties, which are the result of high levels of myrcene, limonene and
caryophyllene. Patients report this strain may assist with ADD/ADHD, anxiety, chronic
pain, depression, inflammation, insomnia, Migraines, muscle spasms, Nausea, PMS, and
general stress relief.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Unknown Afghani Strain]

Breeder: Cali Connection

Terpene Profile: alpha-Pinene, beta-Pinene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Lemon, Citrus

SFV OG 28G Flower

Strain Description:

This strain is created by crossing DJ Short Pre99 Blueberry and Alien Kush. It has
a sweet earthy aroma, which is blended with a milky smoke. First bred by Green
Beanz seed, this hybrid is an Indica-dominant strain.

With its different arrays of phenotypes, the buds of this cannabis have hues of
yellow and green. Known for its fruity scent, this cannabis gives off sweet smoke
when combusted.

This strain will give you an energizing, euphoric, and uplifting effect while
enhancing concentration. This hybrid has been reported to improve your focus
and amplify creativity. Patients report a citrus and fruity taste, with sedative
effects building after an increased dose.

Alien Blackout is reported to be effective in the management of chronic pain,
depression, anxiety, stress, loss of appetite, nausea, and insomnia. People
suffering from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and inflammation will seek
refuge in this soothing hybrid.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Holy Grail] x [Fire White Alien]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds


Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool, alpha-Humulene, beta-
Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Euphoric, Uplifting, Focused

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Woody, Pine

Alien Blackout 28G Intros Flower

The Strain - Purple Chem is a cross of Stardawg and Purple Punch. Expect lemon-lime soda mixed with grape Flintstone’s vitamins. This is a great all-day cultivar that will elevate your mood and relieve stress. 

Purple Chemdawg, also known as Purple Chem, is a cultivar bred initially by the team at Cali Connection in Southern California. The breeders crossed Chem 91, a reinforced cross of the original Chemdawg, with a double-back-crossed Pre-98 Bubba male to tease out the best features of the two classic strains. 

Cali Connection’s efforts paid off, as Purple Chemdawg has won multiple awards including first place for best indica at the 2016 Los Angeles Cannabis Cup and second place in the same category at the 2016 Michigan Cannabis Cup.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Purple Punch] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Cali Connection

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophylenne, alpha-Pinene, beta-
Pinene, alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Talkative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Spicy/Herbal, Diesel, Grape

The Process - This all-in-one CCELL pod and power supply is a great option for those on
the go. No need to charge a battery or figure out - just use the mouthpiece, inhale, and let this discreet device do the rest. And when you’re done, just toss it. We fill every disposable with the same high-quality BHO live resin as our half and full gram offerings.

Purple Chem Live Resin 300mg Disposable Vape

Fresh Frozen plant material manufactured into a micro-crystalline mix to create an extract that looks similar to coarse sea salt. These THCa crystals are the most potent!

The Strain - A happy mix of Ghost Train Haze x East Coast Sour Diesel. Hop aboard the train and enjoy this perfect morning or mid-afternoon pick me up! This strong sativa strain encapsulates the entourage effect by bringing together a great mix of myrcene, terpinolene, and pinene. A stress reliever in its terpene and cannabinoid profile, this earthy cultivar keeps your mood up and smiles-a-plenty.

Diesel is an iconic cannabis variety thought to be a cross between Afghani and Mexican landrace strains. This sativa-leaning strain is reportedly another phenotype of the original Chemdawg 91, though its true origins remain a mystery.

According to Seedism, which carries its own version of Diesel, the strain has an intense
aroma of grapefruit and lemon that translates into a fruity flavor with hashish undertones.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Ghost Train Haze] x [East Coast Sour Diesel]

Breeder: Sativa Hybrid

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, beta-Myrcene, Ocimene 2, Nerolidol 2, delta-
Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Woody

The Process - Our Butane Hash Oil (BHO) line of concentrates are created with only the highest quality frozen material and hydrocarbon equipment. We carefully select flowers and cut them down early before the flowering cycle is finished, then quickly freeze them in temperatures below 70 degrees Celsius to capture and maximize the highest quality cannabinoids and terpenes. We extract this plant material within 36 hours of freezing to create concentrates available in half and full gram options. 

Diesel Train 1.0g Crystalline

The Strain - Cookies N’ Chem is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain created by crossing 3 classic strains: Girl Scout Cookies, Starfighter, and Stardawg. This celebrity child brings on the effects and the hard-hitting flavors, offering a long-lasting high and a huge level of potency that's best suited for experienced patients.

The Cookies N’ Chem high starts with a creeping effect, sneaking up on your mind and lifting you into a happy euphoric state, often described as unfocused. As your mind settles into this state of calm, a relaxing tingle will begin to spread throughout, likely to drop you into a heavy and sedative couchlock.

Thanks to these effects and its high average THC levels, Cookies N’ Chem is often said to be perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as nausea, appetite loss, chronic pain, muscle spasms or cramps, chronic fatigue, and chronic stress.

This bud has a sour citrusy chemical taste with a lightly nutty and sweet vanilla exhale. Cookies N Chem buds have spade-shaped minty green nugs with furry orange hairs and a coating of thick and frosty tiny golden amber crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Cookies & Cream] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Caryophyllene, Limonene, beta-Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: calming, relaxing, happy, euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: citrus, sweet, nutty, vanilla

The Process - Our Live Resin cartridges will give you everything our flower offers in a discreet, compact, and concentrated method of inhalation. Our BHO extracted live resin originates from carefully selected flowers we cut down early at day 55 of our 63-day flowering cycle. It’s then frozen in temperatures below 70 degrees Fahrenheit to capture and maximize the highest quality cannabinoid and terpene profile possible. We extract this plant material within 36 hours of freezing to create “sauce” or “live resin” which then goes into a TPK Ceramics cartridge. Offering the latest in break-through medical vape technology engineering, TPK full ceramic cartridges are designed to work with higher viscosity oils above 70% and outperforms other market leaders with a strong focus on consumer health and safety. These dental grade ceramics are biocompatible and have a hardness of at least 7 on the Mohs scale. Uniform heating. No burning. Trusted industry-wide to deliver optimal vapor and pure flavor.

Cookies N Chem 0.5G Live Resin Cartridge

The Strain - This Indica-dominant strain is calming, great for aches and pains, creating some yummy dishes in the kitchen and a restful night of sleep. Some great notes of earth and pine create a strong and delightful aromatic experience. You will def be returning for some Kansas City Kush. 

Kosher Kush won 1st Indica at the 2010 and 2011 High Times Cannabis Cups. Beyond its reported origins as a clone-only variety from Los Angeles, the lineage of this rumored “100% Indica” strain remains a mystery.

Many smokers have reported relief from depression. The strain will allow your body to transcend into a state of serenity, thereby draining your mind of all worries. Many smokers have reported to have had a peaceful sleep after smoking Kosher Kush.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Kosher Dog] x [Stardawg] (Reported)

Breeder: DNA Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene,
alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Orange, Sweet

The Process - Our Live Resin cartridges will give you everything our flower offers in a discreet, compact, and concentrated method of inhalation. Our BHO extracted live resin originates from carefully selected flowers we cut down early at day 55 of our 63-day flowering cycle. It’s then frozen in temperatures below 70 degrees Fahrenheit to capture and maximize the highest quality cannabinoid and terpene profile possible. We extract this plant material within 36 hours of freezing to create “sauce” or “live resin” which then goes into a TPK Ceramics cartridge. Offering the latest in break-through medical vape technology engineering, TPK full ceramic cartridges are designed to work with higher viscosity oils above 70% and outperforms other market leaders with a strong focus on consumer health and safety. These dental grade ceramics are biocompatible and have a hardness of at least 7 on the Mohs scale. Uniform heating. No burning. Trusted industry-wide to deliver optimal vapor and pure flavor.

KC Kush Live Resin 0.5G Cartridge

Terpene Profile-d-Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, 
alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Kosher Kush

Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won
itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great
for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day
at home. As a hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are
suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and
giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of
pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

Ghost OG 1g Flower

Strain Description:

Lemon Tree Punch combines the sweet-and-sour tang of Lemon Tree and the fruity
fragrance of Purple Punch. This variety smells strongly of lemon, grape, and berry,
mixed with undertones of diesel fuel and wet soil. Lemon Tree Punch offers a rich flavor
that is particularly complex. Depending on the phenotype, some plants may taste more
of grape and berry, and others may be more citrusy.

Lemon Tree Punch provides a balanced effect that is both stimulating and comforting.
Users report that this strain boosts the mood and increases motivation when it is
consumed in small doses. When consumed in greater quantities, this invigorating effect
shifts into a mildly sedating stone that may reduce muscle tension and soothe the mind.
Given its well-balanced effects, Lemon Tree Punch makes for a great all-day smoke.

Lemon Tree Punch’s powerful cerebral high may surprise consumers before lulling them
into a peaceful state of relaxation. Though the body may feel slightly numb, the brain
will remain focused and able to function effectively. This variety may be ideal for those
suffering from anxiety, depression, or stress, though she does well to combat pain and
inflammation, as well. Additionally, many users report intense food cravings as the
Lemon Tree Punch high begins to subside. As such, those who suffer from nausea or
eating disorders may benefit from consuming this strain.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: [Lemon Tree] x [Purple Punch]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, Linalool, alpha-
Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxed, Focused

Top Report Strain Flavors: Lemon, Grape, Berry, Diesel, Earth

Lemon Tree Punch 28G Intros Flower

Introducing Franken Pie, an Indica-dominant strain crafted from the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie. This strain offers a robust and deeply relaxing experience, ideal for those in pursuit of tranquility. With primary terpenes like Myrcene, Limonene, and trans-Caryophyllene, Franken Pie boasts a unique flavor profile providing both a sweet and savory twist to the smoking experience.

Franken Pie's taste is as diverse as its effects, delivering a blend of flavors that intrigue and satisfy the palate. Enjoying joints, pipes, or vaporizers ensures each session promises a flavorful journey that's both tranquil and euphoric. As you indulge in Franken Pie, anticipate a potent and relaxing experience that eases the body and calms the mind, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day or simply finding inner peace.

With Franken Pie, relaxation is effortless. Its Indica dominance ensures a tranquil state of being, allowing users to sink into a deep sense of calmness and contentment. Whether a seasoned enthusiast or new to cannabis, Franken Pie invites exploration into the soothing embrace of its effects and the richness of its flavors. Users report feelings of relaxation and euphoria, while its terpene profile indicates this strain may have pain-relieft, anti-inflammatory, and antidepressant properties.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

Franken Pie .5g Smokos Preroll Single

Introducing Demogorgon, a Sativa-dominant cannabis strain bred from a combination of Purple Juicy Fruit Thai and Afghan-Pakistan Chitral genetics. This unique blend offers users a cerebral high that's both uplifting and energizing. With its lineage firmly rooted in legendary strains, Demogorgon promises a memorable experience for both seasoned enthusiasts and newcomers to cannabis alike.

Demogorgon's flavor profile is a mix of sweet, piney, and skunky notes, thanks to its rich terpene content including myrcene, trans-caryophyllene, and humulene. Whether you're smoking it in a joint, pipe, or vaporizer, Demogorgon delivers a complex yet enjoyable taste with every puff. What sets Demogorgon apart is its smooth and consistent burn, ensuring a hassle-free experience from start to finish.

When you light up Demogorgon, expect a smooth and even burn that sets the stage for a euphoric journey. Its Sativa-driven effects uplift the mind and spirit, making it perfect for those seeking a boost in creativity or motivation. Expect a sensory adventure that's both satisfying and invigorating. Its terpene profile indicates this strain may benefit those seeking pain relief, anti-inflammatory benefits, and those suffering from depression and anxiety. These genetics suggest Demogorgon can uplift the mood and provide a sense of relation, without inducing sedation.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: [Purple Juicy Fruit Thai] x [Afghan x Pakistan Chitral]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Energizing, Uplifting, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Herbal, Peppery, Spicy

Demogorgon .5g Smokos Preroll Single

Platinum Kush Mints, a premium strain made by crossing Platinum OG Kush with Kush Mints, is a potent combination designed to deliver stratosphere-level THC levels. Ideal for post-work relaxation, this indica dominant hybrid offers deeply relaxing effects that can easily transition you into a restful night's sleep. The marriage of Platinum OG Kush's frost-covered, earthy fuel flavor with Kush Mints' minty doughy funk creates a deliciously soothing experience.

This celebrity child strain boasts a stunning appearance with airy forest green nugs featuring minty green undertones, thin orange hairs, and a dense coating of sparkling platinum-white crystal trichomes. Expect aromas of woody pine and spice, complementing a flavor profile characterized by a black coffee taste with hints of woodiness. The high is equally delightful, inducing a state of hazy euphoria in the mind while simultaneously relaxing the body into a deeply calm state free of aches and pains. These reported effects make it a favorable choice for those seeking relief from chronic pain, headaches, stress, depression, and insomnia.

Platinum Kush Mints is a top-tier offering for cannabis enthusiasts seeking potent relaxation and therapeutic benefits. With its soothing effects and tantalizing flavor, this strain promises a tranquil journey towards peace and tranquility, making it a valuable addition to any cannabis connoisseur's collection.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: Platinum Kush x Thin Mint GSC

Breeder: In-House Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, Nerolidol, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Giggly, Uplifted, Euphoric, Sleepy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Coffee, Earthy, Pine, Woody, Spice

Platinum Kush Mints .5g Smokos Preroll 2-Pack

Unicorn Poop is a unqiue hybrid strain resulting from a blend of GMO Cookies and Sophisticated Lady. Bred by Thug Pug, its Sophisticated Lady parentage is derived from a rare crossing of Ghost OG and Grateful Breath. Its taste is a harmonious combination of sweet and sour citrus fruits, complemented by notes of ripe berries and a subtle earthiness. The aroma mirrors its delightful flavor, offering a fruity bouquet underscored by hints of diesel, sour citrus, and fresh herbs.

This strain is as enchanting as it sounds, offering users a euphoric high that uplifts the mood and induces giggly laughter. Alongside its euphoric effects, Unicorn Poop also delivers a soothing body high, promoting relaxation without immobilizing the user. The strain's appearance is equally enchanting, with dense, dark forest green buds adorned with amber hairs and a generous coating of glistening trichomes. Beyond its aesthetics, Unicorn Poop is celebrated for its reported giggly and euphoric effects, making it a favorite among cannabis connoisseurs seeking a lighthearted and enjoyable experience.

Unicorn Poop's moniker might raise eyebrows, but its effects and illustrious lineage are nothing short of magical. With its delightful flavor profile, enchanting aroma, and euphoric high, Unicorn Poop promises a whimsical journey. Enthusiasts report the strain assists with relieving stress, anxiety, depression, and chronic pain.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: GMO Cookies x Sophisticated Lady

Breeder: Thug Pug

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Body-High, Giggly, Social, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Sour, Spicy, Sweet, Fruity, Citrus

Unicorn Poop .5g Smokos Preroll 2-Pack

The Strain - Dilly Bars is a sweet, delicious treat with a euphoric and uplifting high. The effects, although heavy, are not unmanageable by any means, rather, it gives the user a focused and enjoyable time. Whether you’re doing chores or getting creative with some writing or art, Dilly Bars is a wonderful "all day flower" and might be just what you need to medicate on a 9-5 routine.

Though these buds are not huge, they are beautiful to look at. Bright greens, subtly scattered with hits of purple, are always densely coated with trichomes. Orange pistils are usually in abundance too. You may want to take a pic before you break up this Bar!

Taking the best features of its lineage, Dilly Bars possesses a creamy flavor with very subtle hints of vanilla and a shade of mint. The smoke is smooth on both the inhale and exhale. Think vanilla ice cream mixed with cake batter and you'll get the idea of what a treat Dilly Bars is.

Patients report this strain to be a helpful remedy for both depression and anxiety. Users also indicate this strain may be suitable for social gatherings as it may make some more talkative.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Mint Chip x Cookies] & [Cream IX3]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, Linalool, alpha-Humulene, alpha-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energetic, Euphoric, Focused, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Mint, Pine

The Process - Our Live Resin cartridges will give you everything our flower offers in a discreet, compact, and concentrated method of inhalation. Our BHO extracted live resin originates from carefully selected flowers we cut down early at day 55 of our 63-day flowering cycle. It’s then frozen in temperatures below 70 degrees Fahrenheit to capture and maximize the highest quality cannabinoid and terpene profile possible. We extract this plant material within 36 hours of freezing to create “sauce” or “live resin” which then goes into a TPK Ceramics cartridge. Offering the latest in break-through medical vape technology engineering, TPK full ceramic cartridges are designed to work with higher viscosity oils above 70% and outperforms other market leaders with a strong focus on consumer health and safety. These dental grade ceramics are biocompatible and have a hardness of at least 7 on the Mohs scale. Uniform heating. No burning. Trusted industry-wide to deliver optimal vapor and pure flavor.

Dilly Bars Live Resin 0.5G Cartridge

Purple Gerp is a captivating hybrid strain crafted from a distinguished lineage of Granddaddy Purple (GDP) crossed with Purple Punch, then further enhanced with the potent genetics of M.A.C. Its appearance is a testament to its heritage, with dense, resinous buds adorned in shades of deep purple and accented by vibrant orange pistils, creating a visually stunning bouquet.

Purple Gerp's primary terpenes, including Limonene, trans-caryophyllene, and Humulene, promise a sensory journey unlike any other. Limonene contributes to a citrusy zest, while trans-caryophyllene adds a subtle spice, and Humulene infuses earthy undertones. This intricate blend yields a flavor profile that dances on the palate, offering a harmonious balance of sweetness and spice with a hint of herbal essence.

Prepare for a nuanced experience with Purple Gerp as its effects unfold gently yet profoundly. With its hybrid nature, users can expect a balanced fusion of cerebral euphoria and physical relaxation. The lineage of GDP and Purple Punch brings forth sedative qualities that may soothe both mind and body, while the influence of M.A.C. adds a touch of mental clarity and creative inspiration. Purple Gerp invites enthusiasts to indulge in its rich flavors and embrace a state of tranquil bliss.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [GDP x Purple Punch] x [M.A.C.]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Creative, Talkative, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Lemon, Grapes, Woody, Earthy, Spice

Purp Gerp .5g Smokos Preroll Single

Live Badder - uncured fresh frozen plant material created into a frosting/peanut-butter-like substance that is high in terpene content allowing maximum flavor and effect. This consistency is easy to handle and on par with live budder for potency.

The Process - Our Butane Hash Oil (BHO) line of concentrates is created with only the highest quality frozen material and hydrocarbon equipment. We carefully select flowers and cut them down early before the flowering cycle is finished, then quickly freeze them in temperatures below 70 degrees Celsius to capture and maximize the highest quality cannabinoids and terpenes. We extract this plant material within 36 hours of freezing to create concentrates available in half and full gram options.


Sativa Live Badder 

The Strain - This cut has been in possession of our grow team for over a decade. Among the most famous strains worldwide, White Widow is a balanced hybrid first bred in the Netherlands by Green House Seeds. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity.

A cross between a Brazilian sativa landrace and a resin-heavy South Indian indica, White
Widow has blessed every Dutch coffee shop menu since its birth in the 1990s.

Its buds are white with crystal resin, warning you of the potent effects to come. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity. White Widow’s genetics have given rise to many other legends like White Russian, White Rhino, and Blue Widow. Still, many growers prefer cultivation of the original White Widow, which flowers in about 60 days indoors.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Brazilian Sativa Landrace] x [South Indian Indica]

Breeder: Green House Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Nerolidol 2, Ocimene 2, beta Myrcene, beta-
Caryophyllene, d-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earth, Pine

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

White Widow Ready2Roll 5G Flower

White Widow

The Strain - A young indica strain from the Pacific Northwest, Bop Gun is a potent cross of Do-Si-Dos and Papaya. If you’re a fan of 90’s music, Bop Gun's funky characteristics shouldn't be a surprise.

After being blasted in the face with a terp cannon of stinky cheese and tropical fruit, you’ll quickly respect Bop Gun's aromatic chops. A gassy, sweet aroma envelopes you at first, but when you break down this bud, a doughy, cookie smell comes off it. Sticky and covered in trichomes, this lady is not just a pretty nug.

Although zestier than the smell implies, Bop Gun's cheesy puffs are appetizers in themselves, with a creamy, funky flavor wrapping around the tongue. Notes of lemons and sugar cookies try their darndest to penetrate that cheesy cloak, but they barely succeed before an earthy, skunky aftertaste takes over.

A "bop gun" is a shot of funk into the hearts of funkless people to get them dancing. Bop Gun's high is easy to function on, but noticeable in both mind and body, warming up limbs and joints while wrapping your brain in a blanket of bliss. Bop Gun is glorious for morning and daytime, loosening up a stiff neck and shoulders without killing focus, meanwhile sparking curiosity and creativity. Perfect for the "productive stoner,” providing a relaxed body buzz without hindering productivity.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: Do-Si-Dos x Papaya

Breeder: Unknown

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Cheese, Papaya, Earth, Skunk

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Bop Gun Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

The Strain - This indica-dominant strain is calming, great for aches and pains, creating some yummy dishes in the kitchen and a restful night of sleep. Some great notes of earth and pine create a strong and delightful aromatic experience. You will def be returning for some Kansas City Kush.

Kosher Kush won 1st Indica at the 2010 and 2011 High Times Cannabis Cups. Beyond its reported origins as a clone-only variety from Los Angeles, the lineage of this rumored “100% Indica” strain remains a mystery.

Many smokers have reported relief from depression. The strain will allow your body to transcend into a state of serenity, thereby draining your mind of all worries. Many smokers have reported to have had a peaceful sleep after smoking Kosher Kush.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Kosher Dog] x [Stardawg] (Reported)

Breeder: DNA Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Orange, Sweet

The Process - This all-in-one CCELL pod and power supply is a great option for those on
the go. No need to charge a battery or figure out - just use the mouthpiece, inhale, and let this discreet device do the rest. And when you’re done, just toss it. We fill every disposable with the same high-quality BHO live resin as our half and full gram offerings.

KC Kush Live Resin 300mg Disposable Vape

The Strain: Crafted from a blend of heritage genetics, Todd Burger emerges as a standout hybrid cannabis strain that marries potency with palatability. Infused with a medley of terpenes including caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene, and humulene, its essence captivates with a complex bouquet of spicy, citrusy, and earthy notes. The aroma alone transports you to sunlit herb gardens, where hints of peppery spice mingle with zesty lemon undertones.

Its structure is robust yet inviting, promising a satisfying grind and roll for enthusiasts. Upon inhalation, expect a burst of lemony freshness followed by subtle hints of spice and herbal notes, a testament to its rich terpene profile. When indulging in Todd Burger, expect a harmonious blend of effects. Known for its potential to uplift the spirit and soothe the body simultaneously, this hybrid offers a balanced euphoria that gently unfolds into relaxation without overwhelming sedation.

Beyond its aromatic charm, Todd Burger offers a well-rounded effect profile cherished by both novices and seasoned users alike. Known for inducing a euphoric uplift and a gentle wave of relaxation, this hybrid cultivar strikes a harmonious balance between mind and body. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or seeking creative inspiration, Todd Burger delivers a nuanced experience that unfolds with each flavorful puff, leaving you refreshed and invigorated.

Strain Type: Indica

Breeder: Skunk House Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Creative, Euphoric, Sedated

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Spice, Herbal, Earthy

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Todd Burger 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Crafted from a blend of heritage genetics, Todd Burger emerges as a standout hybrid cannabis strain that marries potency with palatability. Infused with a medley of terpenes including caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene, and humulene, its essence captivates with a complex bouquet of spicy, citrusy, and earthy notes. The aroma alone transports you to sunlit herb gardens, where hints of peppery spice mingle with zesty lemon undertones.

Its structure is robust yet inviting, promising a satisfying grind and roll for enthusiasts. Upon inhalation, expect a burst of lemony freshness followed by subtle hints of spice and herbal notes, a testament to its rich terpene profile. When indulging in Todd Burger, expect a harmonious blend of effects. Known for its potential to uplift the spirit and soothe the body simultaneously, this hybrid offers a balanced euphoria that gently unfolds into relaxation without overwhelming sedation.

Beyond its aromatic charm, Todd Burger offers a well-rounded effect profile cherished by both novices and seasoned users alike. Known for inducing a euphoric uplift and a gentle wave of relaxation, this hybrid cultivar strikes a harmonious balance between mind and body. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or seeking creative inspiration, Todd Burger delivers a nuanced experience that unfolds with each flavorful puff, leaving you refreshed and invigorated.

Strain Type: Indica

Breeder: Skunk House Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Creative, Euphoric, Sedated

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Spice, Herbal, Earthy

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