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2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Hold your nose, close your eyes, and take a toke! Love Potion #9 is a potent hybrid that may arouse your curiosity, awaken your creativity, and relax you to your bones! Known for its aphrodisiac properties, this strain is best enjoyed with company. 

Love Potion #9 Bong Buddies

Love Potion #9

Forbidden Fruit is the crossover of two tasty, fruity strains: Cherry Pie and Tangie. Experience the tranquil body tingling sensation brought to you from its Cherry Pie heritage in addition to an uplifted mood and cerebral elevation from its Tangie side. 

Forbidden Fruit Pre-Roll 1g

Forbidden Fruit

MAC, standing for Miracle Alien Cookies, is an indica-dominant hybrid. It combines two indica strains, Starfighter and Alien Cookies, with sativa Columbian Gold to create a body-heavy strain that blasts your imagination to the stars and instantly improves your mood. It is known to leave even high-tolerance consumers in such a giggly, stupefied state that they may as well be on another planet! 

MAC Pre-Rolls Panda Tin (3 x 1g)

Indecent Proposal Platinum Line Bong Buddies

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! MAC Flower, Jack Herer Oil, and a blend of kief!

MAC and Jack Infused Pre-Roll 1g

Banana OG Pre-Roll 1g

Banana OG

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! We brought together Cherry Cookies and Trophy Wife to create this sinfully potent indica strain. Lust is especially hard-hitting, and is known to induce a lustful craving for the munchies. It is a popular nighttime strain, and may induce a good sleep.

Lust Platinum Line Bong Buddies

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Paired perfectly with a red cup and pisswater beer, Redneck Wedding is a wonderful social lubricant for any occasion. With lineage from our topselling Trophy Wife and fan-favorite GMO, this strain provides the best of both worlds. This happy hybrid provides a a cerebral head high and mellow body buzz that won't stop you from dancing your heart out when they play the Cupid Shuffle!

Redneck Wedding Platinum Line Bong Buddies

One kiss from this Sugar Mama, and you'll be head over heels! A hazy, dissociative high washes over you in a way that melts away your worries and makes you feel warm and tingly inside. 

Sugar Mama Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Sugar Mama

Lemon Sugar Koosh collides with Redneck Wedding to make the pungent hybrid we call Strange Lemons! Citrusy and earthy, this whacky combo provides a robust, absentminded high that is perfect for winding down after a long day. 

Strange Lemons Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Dutch Delight Flower, Tropical Trainwreck Oil, and a blend of kief!

Tropical Dutch Delight Firecracker

Nooner is an indica-dominant hybrid bred from crossing Panda Snax #24 with Trophy Wife. This strain is known for its physically relaxing properties, having the tendency to reduce users to a puddle of zen with a solid case of the munchies before lulling them into a deep sleep.

Nooner Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Animal Mintz and Redneck Wedding's union brings us Grandpa's Gun Chest. This hard-hitting indica is a hidden gem, providing users with a heavy body high that results in euphoric relaxation.

Grandpa's Gun Chest Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Animal Mints

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Dutch Delight Flower, Dutch Treat Oil, and a blend of kief!

Double Dutch Delight Firecracker

A clever cross between two heavy indica strains, Animal Cookies is known for its ability to obliterate severe pain and insomnia. An enjoyable, kushy blend of GSC (f.k.a. Girl Scout Cookies) and Fire OG, this coveted strain is said to be powerful enough to impress even high-tolerance consumers with its tranquil, body-tingling, somewhat focused and hungry effects.

Animal Cookies

Pride is the combination of two epic indica strains: Trophy Wife and Face Off OG. By combining two of our heaviest hitters, we have curated a perfectly potent strain that leaves users in a puddle of muscle-melting relaxation and ready for a solid nap. It tastes earthy on the inhale, and gives notes of citrus on the exhale. 

Pride - Platinum Line

We brought together potent sativa Cow God and topselling indica Trophy Wife for a perfect hybrid marriage. Experience the uplifting head high from the sativa side, balanced perfectly with an indica body buzz. This strain will get you feeling warm and fuzzy in all the right ways, and leave you hungry for more. 

Beef Cake Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Citrusy and tangy, this regal sativa-dominant hybrid will dub you thoroughly stoned! With a giggly head high that sits at the top of your head like a crown, this is a perfect afternoon pick-me-up. By introducing Space Queen to Orange Zkittlez, we've created a deliciously zesty strain that will please even those with the highest tolerance in the land! 

Tangerine Queen Pre-Roll 1g

Space Queen

Ghost OG and Terpee Slurpee combine to create Ghost Sauce--a fiery sweet hybrid with a sleepy finish. Tasty terpenes give this strain a fruity and peppery taste and a smooth-riding high right into snooze town.

Ghost Sauce Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Terpee Slerpee

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! We brought together potent sativa Cow God and topselling indica Trophy Wife for a perfect hybrid marriage. Experience the uplifting head high from the sativa side, balanced perfectly with an indica body buzz. This strain will get you feeling warm and fuzzy in all the right ways, and leave you hungry for more. 

Beef Cake Platinum Line Bong Buddies

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Lemon Sugar Koosh is an especially-potent indica-dominant hybrid popular with high-tolerance consumers. The warm, tingly body high often makes users feel as though there is an electric current running over their skin, from their head to their toes. This is a good strain for obliterating aches and pains, and pairs well with an evening in the jacuzzi.

Lemon Sugar Koosh Bong Buddies

Your favorite Phat Panda pre roll--MEGA SIZED! With 10g of premium Phat Panda flower, our Mega Rolls are perfect for passing around the circle! Our most popular indica-dominant hybrid, Trophy Wife is known to be ultra-potent, even among veteran consumers. It tastes skunky and sweet, with a smooth finish on the exhale. This is a common strain among users seeking relief from pain, anxiety, and insomnia for its heavily sedating qualities and uplifting hazy mood-boost.

Trophy Wife Mega Roll 10g

Trophy Wife

This potent indica strain comes from a long line of heavy indica heritage. Envy will provide muscle-melting relaxation and hard-hitting cerebral bliss as you wade through a dreamy euphoria. Born by crossing Animal Face with Haterade, this strain is sure to satisfy even seasoned cannabis consumers with high tolerances.

Envy Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Haterade

This indica-dominant hybrid is the result of Northern Lights crossed with itself three times over. The F@!k Yeah (P-91) genetics were originally curated in Poway, CA in 1991--hence P-91. This potent strain provides a deep physical relaxation without overwhelming the user with drowsiness. It is the ideal strain for a mellow weekend day spent in.

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