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This alchemical hybrid is a perfectly balanced blend of strains GMO and Trophy Wife. While it may not turn you into an an astrophysicist or an expert of entomology, you may find yourself pondering the big questions in life after enjoying this stoney strain! With a solid body buzz to accompany a cerebral boost in creativity, Weird Science fronts the most enjoyable elements of its parent strains, and is popular among even high-tolerance consumers. 

Weird Science Platinum Line

GMO Cookies

Paired perfectly with a red cup and pisswater beer, Redneck Wedding is a wonderful social lubricant for any occasion. With lineage from our topselling Trophy Wife and fan-favorite GMO, this strain provides the best of both worlds. This happy hybrid provides a a cerebral head high and mellow body buzz that won't stop you from dancing your heart out when they play the Cupid Shuffle!

Redneck Wedding - Platinum Line

Ice Cream Cake and Grape Pie Wedding Crasher come together to form an indica-dominant hybrid with beautiful purple buds and a fruity sweet taste. Grape Cream Cake smokes so smoothly that users are inclined to smoke bowl after bowl, but be careful--this is a strain that will sneak up on you! A wave of physical and mental relaxation will wash over you, and you may find yourself struggling to stay awake or function coherently.

Grape Cream Cake Platinum Line Mega Roll 10g

Ice Cream Cake

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Frosted Cherry Cookies Flower, Washington Apple Oil, and a blend of kief!

Frosted Cherry Apple Firecracker

Terpee Slerpee is a stinky, flavorful fusion of garlic, mushrooms, onions, and orange zkittlez! Equally savory and citrusy, this indica-dominant hybrid is bursting with terpenes to maximize your high and relax you from head to toe.

Terpee Slurpee Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Terpee Slerpee

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Sour Blue Fruit is a hybrid strain consisting of sativas AJ's Sour Diesel and Blue Fire, and crossing them with indica Heavy Duty Fruity. Users experience equal amounts of head high and body buzz, making this an ideal hybrid for any time of the day. 

Sour Blue Fruit Bong Buddies

Battery w/ Button (Rainbow)

Triangle Kush and Animal Mintz come together in a perfect union to create a hybrid like no other. Wedding Cake is a perfectly balanced hybrid, with a smooth, stoney high that is good for any time of the day. Equally relaxing to the body as it is to the mind, this tasty strain is popular among medical cannabis users. 

Wedding Cake Platinum Line Bong Buddies

Wedding Cake

Your favorite Phat Panda pre roll--MEGA SIZED! With 10g of premium Phat Panda flower, our Mega Rolls are perfect for passing around the circle! A cross between Phat Panda’s top-selling Golden Pineapple and Hawaiian Puna Budder, this carefree sativa is sweet with citrusy tropical notes. Hawaiian Golden Pineapple is known to spark an adventurous streak, and is perfect for pairing with an outdoor adventure. It may not be a vacation on the beach, but this happy strain can still provide relaxation and peace.

Hawaiian Golden Pineapple Mega Roll 10g

Golden Pineapple

Apple Snax was born by crossing Sour Apple with Animal Cookies. The result is an uplifting indica-dominant hybrid that leaves users in a stoney haze. Make sure to have plenty of snacks available for the insatiable munchies this hard-hitting strain is sure to induce, and clear your schedule because the only thing you'll want to do is remain locked in place!

Apple Snax

Sour Apple

Original Glue (GG4) Pre-Roll

Black Lime Reserve Pre-Roll 1g

Black Lime

Runaway Bride Bong Buddies

Mob Wife

Nitro Cake is brought to you by fan-favorites Ice Cream Cake and Weird Science! Earthy and tasty on the inhale with a smooth exhale, this indica-dominant hybrid provides a heavy body high that will melt away all of your aches and pains without overly sedative effects. 

Nitro Cake Bong Buddies

Orange Zkittlez Pre-Roll 1g

Rainmaker

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This spicy indica is known for its boost of creative energy before taking users on a swift trip to snooze town! Tasting of its namesake fruit, Papaya is a dense indica with a heavy body high. It is popular among users seeking relief from pain, anxiety, hyperactivity, migraines, and muscle spasms. With a tingly numbness that washes over the body, this strain will leave you locked in place as your worries melt away.

Papaya Pre-Roll 1g

Papaya

A three-pack of 1g pre rolls by Phat Panda. OG Chem holds a special place in the heart of the American cannabis family history, and Phat Panda especially. Its genetic breakdown consists of a cross between two classics: Chem Dog and OG Kush. With diesel and pine notes, this is a skunky strain with a potent smell and taste. Uplifting and euphoric, this sativa-dominant hybrid is known to provide its users with a mood boost and artistic inspiration.

OG Chem Pre-Roll Panda Tin (3 x 1g)

OG Chem

This potent indica strain comes from a long line of heavy indica heritage. Envy will provide muscle-melting relaxation and hard-hitting cerebral bliss as you wade through a dreamy euphoria. Born by crossing Animal Face with Haterade, this strain is sure to satisfy even seasoned cannabis consumers with high tolerances.

Envy - Platinum Line

Haterade

Rainmaker Pre-Roll 1g

Sour Blue Face Pre-Rolls 3g 3-pack

This high-THC strain is a result of crossing Bubba Kush and Animal Mintz, and provides all the physical euphoria its parent strains are known for. It is also good for relieving pain, increasing appetite (so get those munchies ready!), inducing sleep, and melting your worries away.

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