Five Zero Trees Astoria

Professional. Educated. Customer focused. 100% Satisfied! I WILL BE BACK!!!

We were absolutely blown away by the knowledgeable staff! We come from WA state, so we've encountered quite a few budtenders in our day, but these guys set the bar so high. The store was beautiful, but the staff is what makes this place the best in the west. We will definitely be returning.

A large, almost elegant, store. Sort of a Nordstrom's of dispensaries. Excellent selection. Easy to view. Great prices!! Senior discount. Pleasant, knowledgeable, not condescending, staff.

I'd heard about these guys from my buddy in Portland who said it's some of the best ganja he's come across over there, so when I heard they were opening in Astoria, I had to check it out. The space is HUGE, but manages to be really warm and chill. They've got so many strains to choose from! I went with my standby, OGKB which the budtender told me they grew on their farm. The smell alone got me all tingly. I decided to branch out a bit and try a few I'd never had and the woman who helped me knew exactly where to steer me. I decided to stick with the five zero trees farm flower to see what these guys are all about. 3 Finger Jack, a killer sativa, Animal Cookies OG (oh my!) and Electric Dog Shit. This is some of the best weed I've come across in a retail shop. They definitely lived up to the bar my buddy set (which was a lot of hype) and I think will be my new go-to at the coast. Five zero for the win!

Really glad we heard about this place. Great service! The staff was really helpful and really knew their shit! 👏🏼👍🏼👌🏻💚

Been waitin' and watchin' for this spot to open down on commercial street. We already have a few pot shops and I wasn't sure we needed another. Then they opened and made me realize what I'd been missing. I'm a shatter guy myself, so I went with the Blueberry Pie from Cultivated and Buddha's Sunset from Chronic Creations. They didn't disappoint!! My girlfriend came with me and got a couple grams of white tahoe cookies that were dank! Super fire. We're so glad to have this available to us on the coast. This place is great and we will totally be back.

The Quality of Cannabis made available now to the Astoria area is a breath of fresh air. My lungs and life are now filled with Craft Cannabis that I was unaware of. The prices are affordable and the Quality is uncomparable to anything else in the area. Thank you Five Zero Trees for making my visit positive and fun! I will be back for more.

I loved going there and I will go there again. Everyone was super nice and made me feel comfortable to talk to them about the selections. I tell everyone to go there.

I visited this location several times and tried many of the strains of flower they offered me. Not exactly stoner friendly. The smoke left much to be desired. 2 blunts down.

This was my first visit into Five Zero Trees and I was blown away by the quality product and how helpful the staff was. I can't wait to get home and try out the OGKB! Thanks for coming to the area Five Zero Trees, I'll definitely be back!

Feels like all the focus is on atmosphere. Prices are too high for average quality stuff.

Great options

Wow! This shop drew me in with it's beautiful store-front and what was inside did not disappoint. Jesse helped us out and was so kind, patient and knowledgeable. We felt so comfortable and welcomed here. The Lemon Banana Sherbert pre-roll smelled so good, we couldn't pass it up. It was amazing and the chocolates we got from Wyld were perfect for the evening we had planned. I think we've found our new go-to for our weed needs. Thanks for coming to the coast, guys!

The people here are super friendly and helpful, and I really dig the quality of the herb they sell. I’ll be visiting again.

This shop is BEAUTIFUL and the weed is too!!! I've never been to a dispensary with such great attention to detail. Being an out-of- towner, it was beyond my expectations. Can't wait to come back for a visit next time I'm in Astoria.

Don’t know where the Durban poison they have came from. Wow. Powerful. Great service. Quality product. Lots to choose from. Knowledgeable staff. I will shop there again

You guys need to offer WAY more deals if you are gonna charge SO MUCH for recreational marijuana. If you want a good OMMP store this is for you, if you want a store that doesn't steal your money cause you don't have a card, don't come here. SO MANY better options in town.

It was hands down the best dispensary I've been in. The atmosphere is great, the weed is great and Jordan was so knowledgeable. She was fantastic. I will definitely be back to see her.

This is by far the top end of dispensaries in the region. Beautiful store in Astoria,stocked with beautiful flower! Great staff, knowledgeable,helpful and above it all they are all dedicated to the product. Always helpful and willing to get you the best bud for your taste and budget. Great selection of cartridges and edibles too. If in Astoria, this is a must stop.

I’ve heard some people refer to this place as “the Apple Store of Weed,” which I don’t see as a negative, because the staff in the Apple Store is always super knowledgeable and helpful, and that’s exactly how the staff at Five Zero Trees in Astoria is every time I go. Huge selection of bud and extracts and all sorts of other goodies. The far left end of the long counter always has good deals in it and the bud is still quality. Never been to any of the other locations, but if they’re anything like the one in Astoria, they must be top notch.

Great set up, and very friendly/knowledgeable staff. This will definitely be our regular shop here in Astoria.

Great location right on the strip of Astoria. Great display, friendly people and pretty knowledgeable it seemed. And most of all I could pick what buds I want. Overall the best out of the 8 I went to today.

Brandon helped me out when I visited and was very knowledgeable and made the experience very easy. Plus what he recommended was exactly what I was looking for as far as flavor and effect go.

this is the best and only pot god shop