Green Theory

I got to visit recently and was definitely impressed. The store itself is beautifully decorated, seating is comfortable, and the atmosphere is very inviting. The staff is incredibly knowledgeable about the product, and the menus were both thorough in their information without being too overwhelming/inaccessible for new patients. Definitely recommend this place for both experienced and new patients for the thoroughness of their information and the selection of great quality products. I recently picked up a THC bath soak, something I've never tried before, and haven't been able to stop recommending it.

Best dispensary in DC!! Every single product is super high quality and the staff is very friendly!!

Definitely worth the experience. Of all the dispensaries in the city they have by far the most educated and knowledgeable staff. The environment is inviting and I’ve learned way more than I thought I knew about the medicinal benefits of cannabis. They have, in my opinion, the safest location in the city. I definitely recommend Green Theory to all!

This dispensary was really amazing. The staff is definitely the best part - so friendly and actually knew what they were talking about. I felt like I really got special treatment and a personalized experience. If you're in DC I would highly recommend.

Quality products, friendly staff, and a very professional and comfortable environment. I highly recommend this dispensary in DC! It’s very close to VA and MD!

I’m from the west coast California and WA state, I use with clients. This is great but compared to CO and CA and WA, it can only get a 3. Compared to the East coast it’s a 5

Nice spot right off MacArthur. The staff is knowledgeable and were able to answer all my questions. Overall great experience and will be my go to for all my MC needs!

Knowledgeable staff, excellent inventory, and welcoming atmosphere. Definitely the best medical dispensary in Washington DC. The products and accessories are fantastic, and everyone was very patient and informative about all my questions. Don’t miss out on this dispensary.