The Farmacy

I love the Farmacy! Ive tried the rest in Astoria and Farmacy is the best! Best Service, Best Quality and Best Deals!

Nice selection and good service.

In the Astoria area, while being a small town, there are 5 dispensaries within a 5 miles radius. This one is, by far, the best in the area (i've been to all of them). The only thing that some of the competition around here had was that one somehow had the ability to process Credit Card sales, while their bud was pre-packaged, not weighed in front of you, looked like you were being shorted, and honestly felt like lower-shelf bud when paying for the top-shelf. This place has by far the best attitude out of the other shops. They are always willing to just have a conversation with you, ask how you are, if they can help with anything, full of information as to what is what for those who don't really know the science behind it. Great selection, they always have something new that I feel like I must try when I go in, on top of them having their own strains grown for their shop (Which was a phenomenal strain). Give them a shot. The parking isn't a whole lot of fun when it's busy (the road they are located on just doesn't offer that much parking without having to do u-turns into people's driveways), but just to be able to have the quality of bud as well as the great customer service is worth it.

The workers are polite and helpful and the product quality is great. The initimate store makes me feel comfortable and special.

The selection for patients is average, but the prices are the highest I've seen in the area. Of the three people we dealt with one was very friendly and welcoming, one was indifferent, and one bordered on rude. The waiting room was playing fast techno music, an extremely poor choice for a place where half the clientele may be dealing with anxiety. We are not likely to return.

My family just moved to Oregon and tried a few shops and no other shops have come close to these guys. .great medicine and top quality flowers. . Went to other shops around Astoria and hands down they have the best herb period. Would highly recommend this shop to all new comers.

Dirty arm farm on the coast!! i love it! you guys rock. lots of TOP shelf extracts.

I went in here a while back to check out the place and was greeted by not one but two people, Charles and Greg. Both were very helpful and patient with me as I selected what I wanted. They were both very knowledgeable and help me pick out an awesome sativa. If you want good service and good quality product come see these guys.

Nice location, good selection, knowledgeable and helpful staff. Really great and friendly service. Gone back again and again.

The back could be a little bigger, which would an make it easier to maneuver. Even with only 3 back there, we all kept bumping into each other...but the display was nice, product quality was great, and the people were professional, knowledgable, and easy to communicate with. I will definitely be going back. ✌

This was my first time into this dispensary in quite some time. I seldom come here because of several bad experiences in the past but I thought I would give it a try based on new ownership. The marijuana was definitely better than before but the cost was high. Even with a veteran discount it was still expensive. The guy that waited on me couldn't have tried harder to sell me on product I absolutely didn't want. I went in for some mmj and spent 15 minutes listening to him show me edibles, vape,oils... It was quite annoying actually. I had intended on purchasing a couple of ounces but after the show and tell I left with just an 1/8th of fair Belushi flower and a bad taste in my mouth. The store is laid out nice, it's ashame I won't be going back. I felt a real disingenuous sincerity about the budtender. Not what I am looking for when I want to get my medicine!! Signed Disappointed 😞

Great spot, really nice folks. All edibles for me, so can’t comment on the flower, but service was like talking to a friend. A+

Ripped off and disrespected by the manager. I tried to return a defective vape pen and was insulted, talked down to, and toyed with by an arrogant man half my age. After the owner got involved, the manager oozed plastic care further eroding the credibility of this place.

Best place in Astoria. Great services, good prices, and always fresh products.

the easiest in and out and some of the best bud as round Astoria Oregon

We stopped here as soon as we got into town and immediately decided there was no place we'd rather visit during our stay. We loved the knowledge and friendliness of everyone in the shop. They had an awesome selection and were very reasonably priced.

great staff, and great products very recommended.

this place is by far one of the best dispensary's I've been too love the guys there and can't forget zazu. worth checking out

One of the best shops on the coast with a knowledgeable staff and great products

Great budtenders, good atmosphere.

I am thankful they are here to serve on the coast.

Great recommendations​ and deals!

I've always enjoyed the product and people here

These guys are awesome.. If I have the gas I will actually make the trip from seaside to East astoria just to come into their dispensary. They are always helpful and very knowledgeable. They have a knack for recommending just what you need and/or want. Their glassware is pretty good and occasionally you can find some incredibly beautiful and unique pieces.. If they don't have the type of glass pieces that you've been searching for all over the county for with no avail, they will go out of their way to try and bring it in and make sure you are one of the purchasers. This place is in my top 3 favorite dispensaries...