There's really only one way to describe this strain in its totality: UNBELIEVAMAZABLINGLY WONDERBALLS The cerebral effects are unmatched (or at least in my experience) and allowed me to eloquently deliver a speech to my friends on how the government is using the forward facing cameras on our iPhones to monitor us 100% of the time we are on them, and how they are compiling a stock of photos from our social media accounts to keep tabs on us at all times. Then, as I was talking, I realized that the thumbprint reader on my iPhone 6 was directly uploading into the FBI directory, furthering their control of our lives, and our every step. The crescendo came when I informed everyone that the Presidential Debate was just a distraction from the real issue at hand ---- the fact that Michelle Obama was born a man, and that our current President changed the bathroom laws simply so his wife would feel more comfortable when she was going number 1 in a public restroom. This was a pretty intense speech given on a boat last Friday afternoon to my 3 friends who listened eagerly. We later realized that Cloud 9 was the shizznitobamsnipsnapsack.