Critical Plus reviews

Remember playing D&D? Remember you had your first-level wizard with his Magic Missile spell and damned if he wasn't ready to use it? Then sure as shit, here comes a kobol rambling down the hall, intent on causing mayhem and injustice. There you are: all that stands between the creature and the town below. It's time for . . . MAGIC MISSILE! So you pick up that fat d20 and shake it so hard that it looks like you're giving a ghost a hand-job, then let 'er rip -- natural 20! You scored a CRITICAL HIT! Down goes the kobol and up goes your XP! This weed kinda works like that. You pull two tokes off this weed and your ass FLOATS from Mt. Doom back to the Shire. And on the way there, you stop at In-n-Out and order two Double-Doubles and a 7-Up because that 7-Up gets +3 against cotton-mouth. So there you are, back in the Shire, wondering what the fuck you're gonna do now that you've been to Mt. Doom and back and there's no titty bar within a six day ride, and now you're looking at the ponies all funny. Oh, that's right: you're gonna take a couple more CRITICAL HITS before you and that one Elf hotty jump aboard The Love Boat and fart off to the lands to the west. And I guarantee when you get there, your ass will STILL be high! It's that kinda weed, man. This is definitely for 20th Level characters and above. (BTW: after I wrote this review, I realized this weed is named 'Critical Plus' and not 'Critical Hit'. MY name it better so the review stays!)

I LOVE Critical +! As somewhat of a recovering hypochondriac and someone who suffers from anxiety, I do have to be careful about which strains I smoke otherwise my paranoia will take over and I'm suddenly having a bad high. A friend recommended this to me and ooh my God it's great! I have a smoothe, relaxing high, it leaves me super giggly which not many strains do, it gives me the perfect amount of energy but if I need to sleep, smoke a bit more and you've got a sleep aid! I can stay continuously high if I want to with no fear of anxiety or paranoia flare ups! I smoke some of this and go for a jog or swim and I'm totally Zen. After trying countless amounts of different strains, this is easily my 2nd favorite out there! Definitely recommend this for a good, enjoyable high!

While not a strain I would use recreationally, the critical plus has been great medicine for me. Even a small joint will be enough to put you down for a bit. I picked this up to help with sleep and long term pain and it has done it's job very well.

Grown by Farmer J's. This strain is perfect if you're looking for a very basic stoned feeling, though falling short of the super-blazed stoner movie stereotype type of stoned. It's almost there, but missing some of the giddiness and spontaneous bursts of laughter. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, since it's way easier to keep a straight face or play serious if the need arises. The head feels like it's stuffed with cotton and there's a sense of attempted - but not quite there - mental clarity. It's almost like bringing your toolbox to deal with a big project you're familiar with and not being able to find all the tools needed: the intent and focus are there, but the facilities to make use of these is lacking. Not bad for, say, writing internet reviews or reading some straightforward comics. Video games that require a bit of mental processing power or reading/watching something with a complex plot are a bit out of reach, but dumb comedies or big loud explosions are great!

This is a really good bud if you want to stay focused. I've been writing a freemason book on archaic theology and this weed has the magic to help. Raspberry Kush is more powerful. I prefer to get wasted.

excellent assist for transitioning from opiates to cannabis for pain relief.

such a good strain. smells a lot like peanut butter when you smoke it. but lots of positive side effects. felt really happy and calm. most weed gives me anxiety attacks but absolutely none with this strain. i have ptsd, this strain also helps with the flashbacks and even nausea. Did have a slight headache but thats the only negative side affect i've experienced. all around great high and would HIGHLY reccomend this to people with anxiety and ptsd.

Recently discovered this strain (Critical Plus) which is a balanced hybrid-- perfect for relaxing without too much head high, yet still mentally uplifting. Best of all there are NO negatives that I've felt, and a cannabis bud tender confirmed this. I was told it's bred for PTSD and other stress related conditions with a goal of no negative effects. Fab! Bottom line: If you're looking for a big boost or head high, you might pass. If you are wound up or up tight, Critical Plus is probably just right!