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Recent Reviews7 total

Jager

12/21/2017
In Oregon we called this Purple Hindu and it was an elite cross that hit so jravyy, a true indica. Seems like AZ has a non Kush version. I picked up some for 20/8th and it's nice smoke but nothing like the real deal. Straight licorice reggie. Not even gassy like seeded Durban from Africa. So it seems like a lot of the good smoke I know has non-elite versions going around. It took me years to figure it out but all the good weed back home is crossed to elites: Skunk or OG, or Kush or Haze, (or has been stabilized to its soil for many years.) All the cheap Impostors must have come from seed, or grown by novices who don't know strains.

Harvest HOC - Tempe (Med/Rec)

12/20/2017
Non descript plant matter filled with chemical synthetics, selling for hundreds of dollar an ounce. Someday people are going to smoke real weed, and realize how stupid they were to waste money on these dispensaries. Its not medicine! It doesn't even smell like weed! M39 (Canadian beaster) sold here! Seven percent thc bud that tastes like Botanicare, sold here! Not medicine! Trash! Like all the others! The flower at dispensaries looks smells and feels like it's been improperly stored in offgassing plastics tubs for a decade! How can weed even be so sickly!

Giving Tree Dispensary (Med/Rec)

12/20/2017
There flower is nor organic, if it was organized it would actually smell like weed. Do people in AZ really have no idea what natural weed is? You can eat the stuff and sustain life. It has flavors. This stuff the dispensaries are selling is LOADED with chemicals, or else it would smell very strongly and have a strong flavor like natural Cannabis does. This stuff doesn't suck because it's old, or its dry, or its not cured. It sucks because it's not grown in fertile soil. I could prove it in a court of law. This stuff is NOT natural. Dispensaries are ripping people off with this hydroponic wannabe weed that doesn't even have an aroma. They all need to quit growing and repeal the 25 mile law. Az needs to see what natural weed is for once. The stuff that gives you cotton mouth because the flavor is so concentrated, the stuff that makes you feel good, not crappy and lazy. Giving Tree is an absolute joke of a medical dispensary. It doesn't even smell like weed in there. If you think thats an indicator of quality, Im sorry you've drank the dispensary koolaid. Weed still smells like skunk at the dealers house, not like stale hay.

JARS Cannabis - Metro Center (Med/Rec)

12/20/2017
Taste like vaping perfume, not like weedfumes. Headache plus. More people need to vape so they can tell what they are putting into their body. Its unnatural,so easy to tell when you vape. 95% of dispensary weed doesn't taste like weed oil! Is it even real weed? How can it taste so bad?

Arizona Organix

12/20/2017
Deli style would make these the better choice I've seen so far. Since the more expensive places gave up on quality, these prices ain't bad for good mids.

The Flower Shop - Ahwatukee (Med/Rec)

12/20/2017
I guess you gotta get the top shelf to keep from getting a headache? The next step down feels and tastes like it was stored in a Rubbermaid tub for 10 years. How can these places produce weed so bad? I've found brown bud in dead relatives storage that didn't taste this contaminated and wasn't half as fragile.