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I saw Golden Goat added to the menu in the morning, good thing, AO Golden Goat is usually good. Hurry down to old Glendale to get some but I know better than to use Express based on buying bogus ATF weed here without checking it out in the past. Waiting room is empty at 0815, I'm thinking all good good good. Then the budtender tells me , we don't have Golden Goat. Sure enough, it is now NOT on the menu. I ask how's that happen, you just added it this morning: just get I don't know for the answer. This place desperately needs some help. No thanks for the hour and half round trip drive for Nada.

Each batch of buds is different. Arizona lacks a centralized MMJ distribution system. Thus, when reviewing a strain, the review only fits the dispensary that sold that batch. That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it. This review is for Swell Farmacy Green Candy-SF. SF- indicates grown by Swell. These buds are small, condensed, small-stemmed, and well matured. The mass appears small for the weight but is actually slightly over the as-sold weight. The color is slightly olive green and brown with good orange trichomes and modest white trichomes. Rolling is easy with good curing for moisture and stickiness. See Leafly for the flavor profiles and medicinal effects. Smoking is pleasant without harshness although the high amount of resins cause some tarring. Not a bad “problem” to have. This is a potent batch of a potent strain. Overall, this batch of buds gets a 4.5 out of 5 on the OZ Satisfaction Scale (OSS) and a hearty recommendation to stock up your stash.

Greenhouse has very good quality meds and some good prices after the Loyalty program and other incentives are factored in. The buzz kill on Greenhouse is the flowers are dry, dry, dry. So dry they come up underweight and smoke hot. Other reviewers have complained of the same problem to no avail. So your choices are get the deli style if available or check your pre-packed purchases before leaving the store.