Nirvana Center - West Phoenix
7/29/2019
Woke up Sunday Morning to a text from them inviting me to their Epic Fail Opening (They referred to it as Grand Opening). So I stopped in - maybe 8-10 people in the lobby so figured Im out of here in a few minutes (waited 45 minutes). Every TV in the lobby was telling about all the great specials they had going - $16 eights - BOGO of tons of cartridges etc. etc. They take me back where they have about a dozen client stations set up and have 3 employees back there working - 45 minutes for 10 people makes sense now. My budtender notifies me their Epic Fail Opening ended yesterday but now they have some great "specials" like bottom tier $25 eights and 500ml cartridge for $30 - WOW like every one of the 10 dispensaries I passed on my way here an hour ago - what a bargain. The other Nirvanas are great and maybe these guys will get their sh*t together but I won't be back to find out - Bait and Switch at your Grand Opening makes it an EPIC FAIL Opening. I did have a great marketing idea though - how about a shirt that commemorates the occasion "I got BURNED at Nirvana" - every patient who waits an hour to get the bait and switch special gets a free shirt for every $100 they waste here.