J........3

member since 2015

Recent Reviews33 total

Punch Breath

8/24/2023
My caregiver brought over a pre-roll of this for me to try. I'm surprisingly awake... I definitely felt the tingles and my body just gave a grateful sigh. Tension is fading away. Am zoning pretty hard. Currently battling allergies so I couldn't tell you what it smells/tastes like. It did its job. Will try again.
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EnergeticFocusedRelaxedTingly

Breath Mints

2/11/2023
My caregiver bought this for my birthday and it's good. I dabbed it. Kinda tingly. Definitely relaxed and sucked into the zone. I don't feel the pain I have every damn day from muscular dystrophy. My neuromuscular specialist from the MDA actually recommended it over all other pain relievers. Definitely works for me!
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FocusedRelaxedTingly

Royal Gorilla

1/27/2022
I am impressed. I asked for relaxation/pain relief with a little bit of happiness. I am currently tap dancing around while singing songs from the 80's. I'd say I'm as high as a fart. Have not felt the relaxation kick in but it does help the depression big time, especially if you don't mind acting silly and laughing at yourself. 👍🏼👍🏼
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EnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyTinglyUplifted

Chalice Farms Recreational Weed Dispensary - Keizer

12/10/2021
I rarely write reviews but felt this time was warranted. I LOVE THEM. I went in on a whim since I was in the area just to see what they had in stock. The muscular dystrophy was bad today and I needed some pain relief. Edibles are 30% off as well as certain concentrates. Suffice it to say, I don't feel any pain. And I got a sweet deal on some merch. Great visit today! I will be back soon!

Cookies Kush

8/10/2020
At first I wasn't quite sure if I was actually feeling anything but then it hit when I promised my niece across the country to watch Tangled. The part where the horse and Flynn were wrestling to get the satchel made me laugh so hard I was snorting and slobbering all over the place. Fell out of my chair, crying from laughing... about an hour or so into it I was couch locked. A lovely relaxed euphoria came over me. I slept like a baby. Two thumbs way up!
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EuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

Blue Lights

6/30/2020
Worst morning ever. My pain was spiking horribly, spilled my coffee all over the place, menopause mood swings, and worrying about how I'm going to make it being cooped up during a pandemic with my roommate out of work and not in the mood to look for anything. I am disabled and cannot work due to my muscular dystrophy. Finally Went to the dispensary in tears, spilled my money on the floor, dropped my cane and tripped over my own feet. My caregiver drove me to a quiet park so I could smoke in peace. Two hits and the tears were gone. By the end of the joint I was feeling fabulous. I was laughing and smiling. I was relaxed and ready to go home and chill. And not worry about a damn thing. So very happy I grabbed up a clone of this strain. Definitely two big thumbs up.
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GigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Granddaddy Purple

6/11/2020
I'm operating at a pain level of 27.8 gazillion due to muscular dystrophy. It's only 9:50 am but nothing else is working. When all else fails, run to Papa. ❤️ I'm so relaxed, a bit couch locked and zoned into a news report... I managed to move my hand enough to change the channel and am now watching Fantasia. The colors sound so beautiful. Everything is beautiful. I love you. Do you want to be my friend? I like puppies and maple leaves.
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EuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedTingly

Super Lemon Haze

5/25/2020
Hiiiiiiii..... 🤩🤩🤩 I've been feeling like absolute shit for the past few days with the flu. Just one hit of this took all of the muscle aches away. I feel like I'm floating on a cloud. Feverish, but definitely a gazillion times better.
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EuphoricTinglyUplifted

Lemon Meringue

7/16/2019
I've been dealing with some bad depression lately and although I'm on meds (I know.... big pharma) I've still been in a massive funk. Crying while I'm watching Madam Secretary, crying because the stupid kitten got into something. Finally remembered I had this lovely smoky pen and what do you know? A few minutes later I'm laughing hysterically. I'm usually all about Indicas but I definitely will get this again.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxed