Cookies Kush

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I purchased a 1/2 oz. of Cookies Kush, however my dispensary call it, Golden Cookies, but no matter the regional nomenclature, this batch of Cookies SC Lab tested in at 30.28% THC. That's a cookie, baby, that one must taste, for it is so sweet, that it is easy to want that next puff. But wait, I say wait! Savor one good bong load, or one good puff off a nice joint or pipe load at a time, because this is some serious mojo. One puff too many, and there goes the afternoon where you were supposed to run the heavyweight wood chipper out back, but not now, my friend. No. What started out as a quasi-psychedelic mind trip, quite pleasant in its Sativa stimulating effects, brought on from some ancient genetic predisposition (or was it the hand of man? ), Anyway in about 20 minutes you will start to feel very, very relaxed, and that's were the couch comes into play. Don't get me wrong, this fine herb is wonderful for conversations with friends who understand you when you are talking and drooling at the same time, because too many bong loads of this muscled matron of mayhem, and that's you. They'll be calling you the, "Dribbler", from now on. I made the mistake of taking a bong hit in the morning hours the other day before a shower, and I nicked myself shaving. And it wouldn't stop bleeding. The chin. I had to come downstairs wth a piece of toilet paper on my chin to stem the bleeding. It was a walk of shame, in a way. So beware. No heavy machinery, no Samurai Swords, and above all, enjoy this fantastic marijuana'!

This was some pretty strong stuff. A few puffs from my vaporizer and I was glued to the couch, virtually unable to budge for hours. After about two hours, it completely knocked me out and I woke up as the movie I had just started was ending. For as strong as the high was, it didn't mess with my brain too much and I was mostly just relaxed as I tried to watch movies with my wife. There are two reasons that I don't give this a fully five stars. First, I don't like being glued to the couch quite like that and second, it gave me a terrible dry mouth. I normally handle dry mouth like a champ, but this was downright extreme.

I can't tell you this is a strong weed, cause that is an understatement. It had me nearly unable to carry on a conversation and/or move for about 4 hours. so yeah....