Alaskan Thunder Fuck reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Alaskan Thunder Fuck.
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May 18, 2016
I believe I have found the the fountain of youth of strains. Taking a .5 gram dosage, I proceeded to some aesthetic physical activities. During the 10 minute parking procedure at the gym, I had felt a fire of fury and aggressiveness to getting my bulk on. Throughout the painful session I felt my goals be pushed even further than I had ever expected. Overall this strain is A1.
Like a virgin. Alaskan thunderfuckked for the very 1st time. Ohhh, yea, like a virgin. Remixed with 22 positions in a one night stand. That sums it up ladies and gents. This pussy cat is all that. Hear it rrroar. It'll put hair on your chest. I grew cahones I swear.
I just smoked an eight of this stuff and it's a reliable strain. It does its job. I'd know I was going to get high if I ever smoked it again. I've read other reviews of this strain in which case they say it is an Indica rather than a sativa. I agree with
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it is very relaxing and puts you in a painless state and feels more on the Indica side.
It's taste is unique because of its stringy hairs are all sticky in the bowl.
The smell is average.
8/10
A nice milky rip of this denk, tasty, flower will allow you to experience a blissful, tingly, sensation surging through the depths your soul... You get lifted almost immediately and it feels like you are fucking a kashmir fleshlight.
i got a quarter delivered today from HDHT green room in Etiwanda, CA. i came up on some very nice nug. theyre all packed full of long orange hairs. a varying light to dark green color with patches of purple. very nice level headed high. i was able to ride my bike fine and still feel the effects very strong.
This has to be one of the best strains I have ever had the pleasure of getting hold of. Very uplifting and energetic. It only takes a little bit to be completely ripped. It is best to smoke this with friends to talk to and enjoy the time with. Great for depression and anxiety. It will make you want to get up and do something fun. Great strain.
AFT is one of my top 10 ever! If grown right is can be some of the highest THC around... ill keep an eye out for a cut and try to make it show back up in the OC....
Over time I've tried almost three hundred different strains. None of the classic sativa strains, like Durban Poison, Panama Red, Jack Herer, Acapulco Gold, Tangie, Harlequin, Lamb's Bread, Legend of Nigeria, just to name a few, have given me anything all that great. Most don't have ANY effect whatsoever, actually. But then I decided to give Alaskan Thunder Fuck a try... and it was the ABSOLUTE BEST HIGH I'VE EVER HAD. Seriously. I suffer from several pain conditions, PTSD, Anxiety, Social Anxiety, Major Depressive Disorder, nausea, appetite loss, and memory loss and other problems due to a bad fall a few years ago that left me with brain damage. No strain I have tried has ever effected more than three or four of those things, and usually less, but this strain took care of everything except my nausea.
My body pain just vanished, subsumed by a buzzy, numb feeling all over, I was no longer falling over with exhaustion, and I actually had energy! This is the only strain that's ever made me feel like I just needed to get up and do things. I was definitely high, but yet still clear-headed enough to think. Onset took a while - as in almost an hour. But once it hit, it lasted seemingly forever, and all the way down - as in, I was just as high going downslope as I was coming up it. I was euphoric and chatty, happier than I ever remember being. As well, my daughter, when I gave her some, I even told her it was a creeper, but I could see her face and knew what she was thinking, after all, I'd thought the same. It took so long to kick in neither of us thought we were going to get anything from it. But then all of a sudden, she blinked, like she'd just been whacked in the face, and said, "Whoa... I am REALLY high right now. Holy hell." And all I could do was say "See? Told you!"
Two cautions; THIS STRAIN IS NOT FOR THOSE NEW TO CANNABIS. I have a very high tolerance, and this stuff kicked my ass. Also, on the comedown, once it was all over, I was WIPED OUT. That worked well, 'cause it was time for sleep, anyway. In closing, this is a ten-strain on a scale of one to five, and my absolute MOST FAVORITE STRAIN of all time.
It was from Pagoda, and every eighth they showed me was uniformly beautiful. When I opened it, the scent just smacked me, and the bud itself was dense and sticky, just amazing. I really can't rave enough.