Alaskan Thunder Fuck reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Alaskan Thunder Fuck.
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ALASKAN THUNDER FUCK...HMMM...LET ME TELL YOU A STORY...SO ONE TIME MY HUSBAND AND I DROVE TO COACHELLA VALLEY ON A SUPER SUPER FREAKING SCORCHING DREADFULLY HOT WEEKEND...SO WE GO ON OUR IPHONES AND LOOK UP DESPENCARIES OUT THERE BECAUSE WERE FROM SAN DIEGO AND USUALLY RANDOMLY GO TO COACHELLA BUT DONT KNOW ANY SHOPS OUT THERE...ANYWAYS...SO WE FIND THIS ONE IN PALM DESERT...OK SO WE GO THERE...WOW! INTERESTING PLACE TO GO EXTREMELY DIFFERENT FROM SAN DIEGO...WELL WE GET ALASKAN THUNDER FUCK...NOW MY EXPERIENCE WAS FEELING AS IF I INHALED A SUPER EXHAUSTINGLY STRONG INDICA...BUT ALOT OF REVIEWS WILL SAY THAT IT IS A SATIVA...I WAS FEELING SOOOOOO LAZY AND DIZZY...IT WAS LIKE TAKING A VICODIN FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!! OMG! IT WAS SO WILD I THOUGHT I WAS IN SOME KINDA SINKING SAND ON THE COUGH HAHA NOW I AM AN EXPERIENCED PAITENT OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA SO I KNOW MY LIMITS AND BOUNDARIES AND WOW IT WAS WAAAY TOO MUCH FOR ME TO BEARLY HANDLE HAHA BUT IT WAS FUN AND I LOVED IT VERY MUCH!!!
Picked this flower up a while ago at OCPC in Garden Grove.
Bud: Bright green, frosty clear trichomes, compacted yet not too dense of nugs, a tad airy with a bit leafy bud structure.
Smell: FRESH, PINEY, FRUITY, SWEET, SATIVA.
Taste: Refreshing, eye opening headex-pansion, with hint of tangy tropical fruits?
Overall: Great high, uplifting euphoria that leads you through space. I am doing this review based of memory, will definitely update this once I get my hands on this strain again. Interesting fact is that it is also known as Matanuska Thunder Fuck, in which it was grown in Matanuska Valley in Alaska. Farmers grew this plant in the summer which in turn gave it 24 hours of sunlight!! Harvest is slow due to unsual sun schedules, but during the time span.. THC and other trichomes build up.
Smoked a pinch after midnight, then went to bed. A bit too energetic of an effect for bedtime use for me, but should be a great strain to vaporize during daytime.
Because it was so dark in my room, I had open-eye visuals. It looked like I was flying through fields of stars and space dust.
A blissful way to transition from a busy day into healing sleep.
Only reason I don't give this High caliber lady five stars is the I've smoked some ganja on the Dutch coast that was clearly in a whole other, higher class. That said, this Alaskan queen Truly delivers. Uplifting, powerful head change almost immediately, and happy, cerebral high. Alternating bong-hits between ATF and Blue Dream (both indoor, organic), and I must say this flowery-ass, verbose review is testament to how well that's treating me...hahaha!
October 28, 2013
I smoked this from a bong the other day right before I played a show (I'm a musician) and I could only clear half of it before I was coughing my lungs out. My throat burned but when it went away, the effects kicked in and it was insane. Life was moving faster than my brain could process it and I couldn't even talk straight. I had to shut up and play guitar. Me, my drummer, and a friend bassist were all on it and we just started jamming and that was the best I've ever played, it helped me really concentrate and it was impressive.
Lets just say if you are looking for a good time without the worry of being paranoid or loosing yourself the ATF is the way to go. I have yet to hear someone say they overused ATF. It's really that good. Honestly
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this is the second review i`ve done on ATF,the first was just like i thought ,a bad grower.this was grown by DARING FARMS,excellent job!nice crystaly,fuzzy thick,dense and sticky buds,w/ a fruity earthy smell and taste.this batch this time was very good.never got to try it when i lived 10 years in Alaska,so i finally got my first taste.really can`t comment on what it was like in the beginning and later years,i`m sure it was quite different.
Do not smoke this and plan to do something shortly afterwards. You may think it's possible, but you'll probably end up doing something else. Like eating then watching TV for two hours. Very smooth, and the coughs will only really come up when you're too high to care.