Alien Dawg reviews

Why is this strain called Alien Dawg? Because it makes you feel like an alien, dawg. You just passed your spaceship driver’s test, and mom and pop alien are finally letting you take the spaceship out on your own for the first time. The galaxy is yours. This is what freedom feels like. You can go anywhere you want now! “Don’t go to the Dabula Quadrant, it’s too intense for the ship.” “Yes, ma.” You can go ALMOST anywhere you want now! Zzvvrroooom! And you’re off! It’s so smooth. As the ship breaks through the planet’s atmosphere, you straighten it out and soar through the emptiness known as space. Your head gently rests on the seat as you fly past planets in your solar system You watch the stars and colorful nebulas from your peripherals as they glide past in the distance. It’s peaceful. Tranquil. There is so much that exists in the universe. So many corners still unchecked. What is the purpose behind this vastness? PEW PEW! Oh no! Space pirates just shot at you! You put the ship in full gear. Your head slightly presses against the headrest. Your body pulled into the seat as the ship moves faster and faster. PEW PEW! They’re getting closer! You curve around planet Kushiter. You have to jump to hyperspeed or you won’t make it! PEW PEW PEW! You have to do it now! You focus in. Switch on the capacitor. Start the flux generator. Engage the voltron power cell. Steady the galactic tracer. Power the supersonic blastoid resurger. And… PUSH THE BUTTON! *flash* In hyperspeed, the force from it presses your head very firmly against the headrest, and your body starts to tingle. Your face and eyelids get heavy. You begin losing focus and start drifting. Then, CRASH! You crash the ship into your house. You’re flung from it face first into your pillow, where you are overtaken by the reminiscent tingly body sensation and mental drifting. Sleep young alien.

So i picked up some of this after work the other day to try. As I got home I smoked about 2 grams of this throughout a timeframe of 2 hours or so. Very relaxing calm high. As soon as you smoke this you feel the pressure set in behind your eyes before it locks you to the couch. The high lasts for a while also. Probably about 2 hours. Very good strain to just kick back and watch a movie. Medicinally I would suggest this for Stress, Insomnia, Nausea, Headaches, Muscle Pain, and Pain Relief. 4/5

this is one of my faves. I'm sensitive to weed, so just one or two hits does the job. cool thing is if you don't smoke a shit load at once, it's a beautiful feeling, then you feel it wearing off a bit and just have a few more hits, it's not overwhelming that way. I have epilepsy and it helps my nerves relax, helps my depression tremendously. doesn't make me anxious or trip either, it's a calm euphoria. not the prettiest bud, but that doesn't matter to me. helps me focus, I can spiritual and philosophical, but also laugh at shit all night. It's an all perfect high I think. no munchies really either.

I have been a heavy bud smoker for years. I have tried every strain that comes my way with promises of strength. Sour diesels , kushes and OG were my go to until one night I got my hands on alien chemdawg. I tried a small amount in my vaporizer and it turned me inside out. I laid on the floor and could not move or function for an hour. My dog was very upset, and confused thinking I was in trouble. I was just in heaven. This is the strongest bud on the market with the most affects. This will devastate even the most seasoned smokers. Try a bit to start or you will end up forgetting to go to work and putting your garbage bags in the kitchen sink instead of in the dumpster like me. Fly high my friends .

Alien Dawg is one of my favourite strains. Alien Dawg is especially great for stress relief, and while it presents a heavy, yet relaxing body-high, it also brings forth euphoric moments and eases muscle/joint pain. After 1~2 Hours in, I felt significantly more relaxed and was ready for some sleep or felt like taking it easy in a comfortable area.

Alien Dawg is a pungent and chemically-tasting indica strain that sends out cerebral sparks of creativity while providing a sleepy or relaxing physical demeanor. The strain is well named - it carries strong qualities of the notorious Chem Dawg with a noticeable taste and scent with a diesel or laboratory quality, a potent cerebral high, and a steady body feeling. Tapping into the Alien Technology side, the cerebral high was sharp and focused and felt almost "out of body". This would be a great strain for the day-trippers or those who are seeking a mind-high night journey. At times I felt paranoid, as if an "alien" or foreign entity was monitoring me - so there is some aspect with either taking too little or too much that may hit on paranoia, fear, or nervousness in the mind, even though as an indica it provides a lot of physical rest. I think it would be good for aiding in healing the knees or the throat. Anything with ligaments, joints, or extended muscles. It would probably also help with physical rehabilitation for people who have damaged limbs or spines because of the focus of the mind with a relaxed body. Recommended activity: hike a mountain and smoke a lot of this up at the top, then call down our star brothers and sisters, the Alien Dawgs!

• great evening smoke • smooth, clean burn & taste • relaxing yet productive high *Don't forget: everybody has a different pallet and preference. These are strictly my simple opinions. Please smoke and review for yourself. Happy medicating.

I got this last night and let me tell you it smells like you ran over skunk the second you get it. Their are so many hairs and its just soft and cushiony. It's dense as hell. after 2 bowls from a bong I was pretty good and I'm a daily smoker. only down side is when I smoking it I knew I had more weed than I was lightning and I figured out fire doesn't move so easily through it so you gotta push the cashed top down to get the green underneath. love the piny taste!