Blue Dream reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Blue Dream.
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This is the only strain I feel safe vaping before I work. Calmly eases my anxiety and depression without taking any of the sharpness from my mind or distracting me. Makes me feel poised, ready, and confident to take on my day.
this weed made me get into an argument with my stuffed animal so yeah I'd recomend it
Just an all around incredible high. I love analyzing highs and this was by far my favorite to enjoy and contemplate. This is the most flawless 50/50 hybrid imaginable. You are able to control the high whatever way you like. Helped my anxiety, my depression and my headaches. Best of both indica and sativa. Strongly recommend to anyone :)
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To start this off I'll say this strain is wonderous. So I hit up my dealer asking what he's got and he tells me he has Blue Dream. I quickly text back that I'll take some but I say it in a way that'll make me seem like I haven't lost my cool. So I get home from work and my grandma sends me to the store to grab some groceries. I say okay then immediately go upstairs to my room to grind up this beauty and stuff it into my acrylic bong. As I sat there demolishing the perfectly packed nugget of Blue Dream I couldn't help but notice the amount of crystals it had. Now along with my acrylic bong I have a matching acrylic grinder that does not have fancy chambers and luxuries of that nature. No, my single bottom-and-top-cap-with-teeth grinder doesn't collect keif. So I think to myself a little nug wouldn't hurt. I refrain from grinding and collect a small nug which I so carefully place on top of the screen in the bowl of the bong and I toke away. One smooth hit and I was able to fill the chamber of this 12" acrylic bong and take an additional hit from the smoke in the chamber. I grab my keys and I embark on an adventure.
--------THE STONED MAN---------
I really hope you guys get my Hobbit reference just then. Anyways, so I walk out to my truck and I feel the tingles happening behind my head, and I thought "nice cerebral buzz" and it was. I drive over to my local grocery store and i feel the effects intesify. The focus, the increased view of my peripheral vision, the energy coming from no where making my mind make decisions effectivly and quickly. I parked and walked inside, at this point my eyes are heavy (not from sleep). I pace myself looking at the different isles. I walk looking for a particular item and when i get to the isle it should be at, theres nothing there. I walk around the store twice looking for assistance only to come back to the isle i was at and asking an employee there. I ask a clerk where it would be and he takes me to an isle close by and hands me the item. I say thanks and walk away. Granted, this doesnt sound like much, but it took me about 20 minutes to ask someone for assistance, at one point i stood still staring at a girl because i thought she worked at the store but couldnt figure out, i later found out she did in fact work there. So i get one item and i go get the rest of the stuff. I continue admiring the store and i end up at the check out lane. I get checked out and the effects are now slowly wearing off. I go to by truck and the ride home is amazing. Looking at all the lights on houses was so invigorating.
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Finally back home i walk in hand my grandma the groceries and she asked for her change. I gave her everything in my wallet (close to $150 and I walked away. Her change was only $8. I come back and I grab the money I count it and correct my error. And by now effects are at their faint, but euphoria was still present.
----------THE VERDICT-----------
A++
This strain delivered intense euphoric and body high on a small dose. Being a frequent smoker I like running into strains that have more potency than usual strains. I would definitely recommend this strain. Last thing I'd like to add is that when I was walking to my truck I was carrying 2 jugs of bleach in one hand. I'll usually do this in short distances but I had parked far back. So the walk was a couple of minutes. The strain gave me the focus to look past the pain I started getting from holding the jugs of bleach in both hands, which leads me to conclude that this could be a great sativa for working out.
Love, love, love this strain! Taste is a nice balance of berry and pine, fast and hard hitting, great for migraine relief and a pleasant high recreationally. Hits me almost more like an Indica, and gives me an almost psychedelic high with amazing closed eye visuals. No other strain does that to me.
Also a great horny strain. My god.
Recently I've come to grips with having a frustratingly high tolerance, some times struggling to get high. I was no match for Blue Dream. I'm going to attempt to consume and write this, so perhaps the quality of the review is the review itself. See. I'm zoning already.
Visual: Straight off it looks very sativa, with its long hair and slender sexy features. Super sugary and quite sticky when busted open. Well manicured, so tops for aesthetics.
Smell: Opening the bag, it smells like a stinky spicy cheese. Busted the nug and it was super pungent diesel inside. Dank scent for sure.
Now I busted the nug in half and ground it up in my Kannastor and got some super gritty sticky bong load. Loaded a solid pinch in the bowl and lit it with hemp wick. It burned quick and evenly, and had my Silika beaker opaque in about a half second.
Pulled the slide and cleared it. I wasn't ready. I'm looking at my notes now and I very sloppily wrote "holy shit." I stand by that. Stoned, stunned, stupid. Thick, billowy, diesel flavored clouds of smoke, not too scratchy on holding it in and forgivable on exhale. About five minutes later great euphoria and relaxation dragged it's nails down my back, I just want to sit down, can't cause I got bong rips to do. Next thing I know I'm feeling pumped, focused. Taking notes for science now. Ten minutes since first rip and my arms are heavy as shit, and I'm standing so and can't just lay em on the couch. Gonna have to carry em. Slammed two more bowls. I'm stoned and I'm sitting down.
Blue Dream is definitely going to be a regular for me.
I love this strain. GREAT day time hybrid. Makes u feel like u've just scratched a spot on your back that you could not reach for days and it's been itching you like crazy.
I am running out of words here to describe how good your whole body and mind feels after medicating with this.
The high is on the border of "functioning and couch potato" and you can control it as you want and go either way.
Beautiful stuff !!!
this bud will have you soaring! I've been smoking regularly for 1 year now and when I got this bud I didn't know what strain it was so I loaded my bong bowl FAT. Blue dream is really kiefy so I put a bunch of kief on top of my already bulging bowl. smoking a bowl of "regular" loaded as fat as this one will get me pretty damn high so I thought nothing of it. The smoke was a wee bit harsh and near the end of the bowl I started coughing more frequently. as soon as the bowl was finished I could no longer gauge time accurately and a sense of euphoria came over me. I knew at this point that I was going to be REALLY high for a pretty good amount of time. I laid down on my bed with my chest up and my arms spread out and euphoria just began to wash over me. my body was completely relaxed and my heart rate began to pick up. I've never had good eyesight but now my eyesight was crystal clear. colors seemed richer and the light from the sun shining through my window was just transcendent. since then I've had a lot of spiritual experiences after smoking this bud. this high really lifts my spirits and even long after the obvious effects of being high are no longer felt, the happiness, energy, and a sliver of euphoria are still there. I can't even describe it. just go buy some and smoke it for yourself. hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked. -Saul Silver